[Nautilus]

This is to inform you that as of a date soon to occur, your services will no longer be needed.

You have caused this nation to be involved in unnecessary wars, deprived the productive citizens of their just possessions, diminished the destinies of the descendants of the Founders, incurred unnecessary national debt, provided the enemies of our heritage with succor, given to the shiftless the fruits of the productive citizens' labor, caused a vast underclass of dependent parasites, removed all motivation for the desire to succeed in most citizens, and in general produced a national malaise which will be with us for years, if not decades.

Therefore, be informed that due to the gross dereliction of duty that you have displayed, the people of this republic are forced by the natural laws of God and a desire to survive, to retrieve all trust which we have placed in you.

May God have mercy on your un-American souls. You are fired!

The American People