[Stovegeothnon]

I write down on my facebook who I plan to vote for and why, I do the thinking for my friends since alot of times, the media and even the web are unreliable in giving you the information you need. And whilest there's no way in hell I could take the time to do the research, then tell you. (It took me two days just to get this far) I can give you MY opinion, and then you can choose to follow it or not. Based on the abridged version why I voted the way I did. Here is the results.


Attorney General: Jim Lewis (NPA)
An easy way to get elected is on your website have a big cannabis leaf with capslock "LEGALIZE IT!!!" Which is exactly what this guy did.


Chief Financial Officer: Loranne Ausley (DEM)
It's not often I like a democrat. But really if I'm going to vote for anyone to control the revenue of my state, I want it to be someone who does it for child healthcare, disabled people, and lawsuits against other government agencies. Those may not be the most important or most popular issues we face, but they are definitelly ones that hit close to home. I still feel bad for the way I looked down on the mentally handicapped for half my life, and maybe if we had programs for them, I could get over that guilt.


Commissioner of Agriculture: Ira Chester (TEA)This has got to be the most useless position ever. But atleast Ira is talking about lifting regulations that stop food and energy producers from basically lowering their prices to actually make things competitive. Obviously food/gasoline should be cheaper. I may be somewhat bias because I see "tea party" on the ballot, and I want to be part of this fad of libertarian satire.


State Represenative District 58: Janet Cruz (DEM)
I'm between a rock and a hard place here. I really really don't want to vote for this bitch. Half her fucking website is in spanish, but you know what the other guy did? Said he doesn't know shit about anything, and made a big list of things he WOULDN'T do. One of which included "not tell a woman how to handle her reproductive system". Oh duur huur huur! You so funny...FUCK YOU!!!! I'll suck it up and vote for the democrat.


Board of County Commissioners District 3: Lesley "Les" Miller
It was either him, or write in. Yes, "Him". I do not expect someone named Lesley or "Les" for short to be an old black man.
Board of County Commissioners District 5: Ken HaganThis is the only guy voting for Ammendment 2. The others are saying Ammendment 2 would give tax cuts to new buinsesses. (Which think about... don't we WANT new buisnesses to compete with bigger old ones?) Which it doesn't. It's tax exemption for homesteads of veterans. So I just really cannot make it any clearer other then they're fucking lying.


Board of Country Dommissioners District 7: Myself in write-in
God... you could cut the lame stereotypicalness of these politicians with a butterknife! On one side you got that lameass liberal jargon. "Appeal to the youth!" "Stop breast cancer!" "I'm hip yo!" Then you got the other guy tossing footballs and shaking hands at coffee lounges like anybody gives a fuck. Why don't you two just go ahead and kiss on a Justin Beiber video? Also the libfuck made my computer lag because he didn't have his own website and I had to go to some cryptic one with over 9000 ads to learn about him. Luckiely he's old, and will probably die soon.


Shall Justice Charles T. Canady be retained in office:
Yes. It's very rare to see a "conservative democrat". (Especially a self proclaimed one) So I'll vote for a conservative democrat over a conservative republican, not only because I'd agree with them generally more, but because you want to reward those democrats that comeout against the libtarded agenda. He even coined the phrase partial birth abortion. That's a feat. Also some website said he's a registered republican, do people get blowjobs for blatantly lying on political websites?


Shall Justice Jorge Labarga be retained in office: No.
Who the fuck is this guy, the men in black?! I cannot find anything about him. He's like a fucking ninja, and I don't want ninja doing secret constitutional rulings. I mean seriously, you go to any website, and all you see is a photo, (not even a personal one, just one of him in robes) some vague information about his age, location, and other shit I don't give a CRAP about... what's he afraid of us knowing?


Shall Justice James E.C. Perrty be retained in office: *Heavy voice* NO!
Another men in black. So men in black he's purple. Not only can I find no information on this guy, but every website feels the need to remind you he's the first negro judge for his district. Whoopty fucking doo. Being black is not an accomplishment, when are people going to accept that?


Shall Justice Ricky L. Polston be retained in office: I suppose!
I don't know why it's so friggin hard to find information on judges. You'd think ruling on alot of serious buisness would get more public attention. Oh wait... that'd make too much sense! But planned parenthood baaaw'd at him. So I guess he can stay. (Even though it was over something stupid. I shit you not... prolife liscence plates. Yes, planned parenthood is so for personal choice, they want to make sure you don't personally choose to tell us you're prolife!)






Shall Judge Marva L. Crenshaw be retained in office: Guess not.
Crenshaw seems to be a common black name. (I guess blacks are klingons now...) Really, we should just stick every supreme court nominee in a dimly lit room and threaten to twist their nipples off untill THEY FUCKING TELL US WHAT THEY STAND FOR.


Shall Judge Patricia Kelley be retained in office: No No No No No No.
I'm getting really fucking sick of this. I'm just going to keep voting no untill I get some God-damn answers. We shouldn't even have judges if this is how they're going to act.


Shall Judge Nelly N. Khouzam be retained in office: You already know the answer.
I went to three fucking sites. All of which loaded like shit by the way... and all I could get out of them is Nelly is a woman, she has a daughter, and is a judge. They have fucking satalites in space that know exactly where you live, but they can't fucking tell me what the hell Nelly believes in to decide if she'd make a good judge or not. Its just fucking embarrassing how we love talking about how "America is better then other countries". No. No it is not. North Korea has fucking less beurocracy then we do.


Shall Judge Robert Morris be retained in office: It's a conspiracy.
No, seriously. This sortof secrecy has to be by design. When I go to find this guy and I get a judge from THE FUCKING 1700s... something is definitelly wrong. There's fucking ten of these guys to vote for, and only two of them have any remote information on them AT ALL... that's fucking scary. Thats pickup a gun and start shooting people scary. Cause when you do as much waiting around for a fucking site to load and googling all day long like I do, and all your left with is "well... they worked on reducing the size of prisons a-durp!" There aren't words to describe your rage...


Shall Judge Stevan T. Northcutt be retained in office: Sigh.
I should just vote fucking no on all of them. But thats not the kind of person I am. Despite the way I get treated, shit really does concern me. And I wouldn't feel right not atleast TRYING to know the facts before I vote a certain way. But thats why it pisses me so much. Because these sick bastards get off on your ignorance. I'm going to save you the trouble of reading the other two, and just say that this was the most stressful and painful thing I've ever done. Researching these hellish judges was more painful then my balls swelling to the size of grapefruits, I kid you not. I'm just so angry, so disgusted, I can't see straight. I may have to stop researching candidates and do the rest tommorow because I'm just on the virge of tears from how many fucking judges, how little we actually know, and how integral every facet of the elections are and there's just so little information given to us on purpose. But I'll try to deal with it and continue this run down for my readers.