[Glamyclitlemi]

Note: I had to make a second post because of character limits. Now I know a strange glitch about this forum. If I just put a massive string of quote, it does not count as part of the character limits and you need atleast two to make a topic. HOWEVER, if I put in said characters and then quote, it all counts as part of the character limit. How fucking infuiriorating.


If anyone thinks this is ridiculous. I want you to remember this is exactly what our government does. This total topic before I altered it with my commentary here, was >13,000 characters. That was the short version of explaining the politicians, their positions, and why I was voting for them. Now you know why they get away with so much.

School Board Member District 6: April Griffin
Well to put it simply... Where as the other was just bullshit about entrepenuers and family, this broad actually had the decency to make a blog about her opinions, and say that she thinks it's wrong colleges are asking for criminal background checks. I think thats wrong too. But mostly It's just a breath of fresh air to see someone with a fucking blog up and actually doing some of that transparency we heard so much about but never got. I'm going to get a fucking stroke here. I have to stop thinking about those judges. That shit was worse then Tiamat. The lag of internet explorer certainly did not help. I'm using Chrome now.


Soil and Water Conservation District Group 1: I don't fucking know.
I'll have to worry about this later. Because I'm just too fucking pissed at this point. There's still like five more things to talk about, but I'm going to do it later. Cause it's been four or five hours. I've been spending four or five hours looking up shit after shit after shit and finding nothing on these assholes. Coupled with the fact that there is just no reason for this. Why in the fuck do we need a water and conservation district group? Why is there even more then one? WHY DO WE NEED ALL THESE FUCKING POSITIONS?! Whjy don't we just have a district member for whiping asses while were at it? Why isn't the so called libertarian party or smaller government conservatives more worried about stripping down half of these positions rather then whining about buzz issues like taxation and legislation against abortions? You can worry about that bullshit once you've actually prove you want to reduce the size of government. I'm a fucking communist and even I want to get rid of these motherfuckers because there's just no excuse for it. There is no reason to have a soil and water conservation district. You know what that's called? It's called the water company. They make sure the water is clean, we vote on whether or not we have a water limit per month, and thats fucking it. We don't need some guy incharge of that. We don't need management. God fucking damnit man!


Soil and Water Conservation District 1: Joe Wendt
The only person with any information at all. Was captain of Ron Paul's campaign for 2008, is a tea party advocate. Mostly I was going to vote for him cause I discovered who was our conservationist districter previously,... and didn't want the same guy. (Tzeentchfag) The other one just cameup with the word "progressive". May have been a different guy, but didn't want to take any chances. Seeing as he has some flatout information, and supported Ron Paul, he can't be all bad. But if he was a real Ron Paul advocate, he'd push to get rid of half these positions. Not run for them. 　


Soil and Water Conservation District 5: Stuart Weiss
Is it supposed to be cute there's five candidates on this ballot? Ugh... well, I managed to conclude who the previous district conserver was, that's one less person. One of them is a woman, not going to vote that. (lololol) Another is in the libertarian party. DEFINITELLY not going to vote for that! The other is a neckbeard with a site even more primitive then something I've made. So that leaves only this putha'.　


United States Senator: Bernie Decastro (CPF)
You know, in all honesty. This is how the constitution party works. They sound fantastic, and then they say something crazy. Something so fucking crazy it could collapse an otherwise wonderful house of good positions. Maybe thats why I've thought of joining the constitution party in the past, as I'd fit right in. For instance, this guy believes in repealing the seventeenth ammendment that turned the senate vote from being state legislators deciding senators too a popular vote. So he wants to back to good old fashioned feudalism! I give him this much, thats a much more accurate "republic" then the so called republicans... So why am I voting for this guy at all? Because he hates gays, he hates abortions, wants to give term limits to house represenatives AND senators... and he called the republican senate candidate a "flamming liberal". So he gets my vote for the lulz.. Fascism forward!!!


Represenative In Congress District 11: Mike Prendergast
Now, this guy does not really seem likeable to me. He's friends with Bill McCollum, (arch rival of Rick Scott) and was endorsed by Jeb Bush. (We were so close to never hearing about the bushes again...) But considering hate opponent is a woman, a woman who thinks that spending thousands on how monkey's react to cocaine is "science", 2.6 million on teaching chinese prostitutes to drink responsibly, and 3.4 million on "turtle tunnels"... yeah, I guess compared to that he isn't so bad. 　


Governor: Rick Scott
I didn't bother to spread his name if I wasn't going to vote for him. But just my luck his lietunant governor would be a woman. Ohwell...