JOHN FORBES KERRY-KOHN WOULD MAKE A SERVICABLE TOILET BRUSH. HE'S NOT WORTH A DAMN FOR ANYTHING ELSE. JUST DUMP SOME BON AMI INTO THAT NASTY, CRUSTY BOWL AND GRAB KERRY BY THE ANKLES AND SHOVE HIS HEAD DOWN IN THERE AND GET AFTER THAT BUILT-UP CRUST AND THOSE UNSIGHTLY STAINS!