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**ovH9wfSJ** · 07-02-2010, 06:41 PM

My favourite movie is Shawshank Redemption, and it's got Morgan Freeman in it too.

He's a wonderful actor, Asher. You should check him out sometime.

Deleted scene from The Office (the good one) after Obama got elected:

Michael - Now that an African-American is in office, you guys are the man. You guys are whitey. And suddenly, you're the ones you can't jump, or dance, or do math. Do you understand the responsibility that that puts upon your shoulders? Do you have any idea how often you are going to bite your tongue now? And I'm not talking just about race, I'm talking about the obesity epidemic that's going on over here, or the fact that somebody is gay and acts like it, and looks like it...

Oscar - Michael...

Michael - No, no, see, here's the thing, I can say these things, you guys can't anymore. You can't do it. You can't say them, are you up to the task? You guys ready?

Darryl - Yes, can I say a few words?

Michael - Oh yea, oh my God, this is your time, you have two minutes.

Darryl - As the social leaders there will be some new rules. Um, all food will be slightly spicier, public radio is now private, cut it out with the Jonas Brothers, NASCAR is over, no more Morgan Freeman movies.

Michael - Really?

Darryl - Yea.. he's more for you guys. And no more winter Olympics.

Dwight - But those are the best Olympics.

Darryl - Stanley?

Stanley - Naah.

Darryl - But there is good news, you can stop pretending you like jazz music.

07-02-2010, 06:41 PM	#9
ovH9wfSJ Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 514 Senior Member	My favourite movie is Shawshank Redemption, and it's got Morgan Freeman in it too. He's a wonderful actor, Asher. You should check him out sometime. Deleted scene from The Office (the good one) after Obama got elected: Michael - Now that an African-American is in office, you guys are the man. You guys are whitey. And suddenly, you're the ones you can't jump, or dance, or do math. Do you understand the responsibility that that puts upon your shoulders? Do you have any idea how often you are going to bite your tongue now? And I'm not talking just about race, I'm talking about the obesity epidemic that's going on over here, or the fact that somebody is gay and acts like it, and looks like it... Oscar - Michael... Michael - No, no, see, here's the thing, I can say these things, you guys can't anymore. You can't do it. You can't say them, are you up to the task? You guys ready? Darryl - Yes, can I say a few words? Michael - Oh yea, oh my God, this is your time, you have two minutes. Darryl - As the social leaders there will be some new rules. Um, all food will be slightly spicier, public radio is now private, cut it out with the Jonas Brothers, NASCAR is over, no more Morgan Freeman movies. Michael - Really? Darryl - Yea.. he's more for you guys. And no more winter Olympics. Dwight - But those are the best Olympics. Darryl - Stanley? Stanley - Naah. Darryl - But there is good news, you can stop pretending you like jazz music.
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