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1) Why do men continually offer solutions and give advice
depends on the person. i offer advice only to few people since. but im rather too quiet then offering too much advice.

2) Why do men keep flicking through the channels with the remote control ?
i dont have a remote control. i dont get many channels either so that would be some fast flicking (if i would have a remote control).

3) Why won't men stop and ask for directions ?
dont have/need a car. i dislike asking people i dont know stuff, but when i have to i do so (like when it was my first day at the biggest university of germany. took me ages to find out where to find what i was searching for)

4) Why do men insist on leaving the toilet seat up ?
dont know any guy who insists on that

5) Why do men make such a fuss about going shopping ?
those who do so r stressed by it while those women who like shopping are relaxed by it.

6) Why do men have such distgusting personal habits ? (=farting)
dont know any guys who have such habits.the only person i know that tends to fart a lot is a woman. *shrugs*

7) Why do men like gross jokes ?
some of them are quite funny.

well, all in all:
the above might fit for a certain type of men. if u call that type the typical type of men is imho just a matter of personal interest. dunno actually how much effort and thought to put into a reply here since i wonder why its not in the humour/fun section of the forum.