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**immoceefe** · 04-20-2010, 11:24 PM

This is a family site, you sick bastard. Seriously apologize. Why should I? Morning sex is a natural mood enhancer that really helps man bear the burden of family life with a smile. It also helps the children learn about the facts of life in a natural way, by observing their own parent's love life and the effect it has on their behaviour thereafter.

This definitely is much more wholesome that having your kids drop nukes on their enemies, in a game of civ (which btw is as good as any videogame can get; imagine them just playing those ghastly modern fps games).

I think Oerdin's explanation is right, that it is an evolutionary accident when the bladder does things it should not have done and presses where it should not be pressing. This CONFIRMS my theory that you should not be having sex in the morning. Animals do not do it and our bodies are not wired for it. I am positively surprised that, at least, this man is not a creationist.

04-20-2010, 11:24 PM	#29
immoceefe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 474 Senior Member	This is a family site, you sick bastard. Seriously apologize. Why should I? Morning sex is a natural mood enhancer that really helps man bear the burden of family life with a smile. It also helps the children learn about the facts of life in a natural way, by observing their own parent's love life and the effect it has on their behaviour thereafter. This definitely is much more wholesome that having your kids drop nukes on their enemies, in a game of civ (which btw is as good as any videogame can get; imagine them just playing those ghastly modern fps games). I think Oerdin's explanation is right, that it is an evolutionary accident when the bladder does things it should not have done and presses where it should not be pressing. This CONFIRMS my theory that you should not be having sex in the morning. Animals do not do it and our bodies are not wired for it. I am positively surprised that, at least, this man is not a creationist.
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