[ManHolDenPoker]

Iceland's a malignant blot on the Northern Atlantic, isn't it?

Inbred descendants of Viking rapists spend a thousand years stuffing their beardy faces with rancid blubber in the shadow of hell-spewing volcanos, then suddenly decide they're going to steal all the money of more civilised Western European before doing a better job of grounding our air traffic than Al-Qaedr ever managed.

There's a trade-off system at work here, and what they've given us is debt, inconvenience, expense and misery. The only export of any net worth they've ever managed is Bjork, and compared to that shrieking boss-eyed goblin even the rotting blubber starts to look appetising.

In the entire history of the post-Roman world, there has never been a supposedly-developed nation that would benefit more from just giving up and sinking below the waves. Iceland can bugger off, and we're having all the ****ing cod too.