[Indian Butt Magic]

What kind of lame-ass fascist state only kills foreigners, and mostly in genuine, albeit one-sided, military conflicts? For the sake of our national pride I demand that we start by dragging Iraqis out of their beds at night and beating them to death in the street for defying us. We can work our way up to the insanely random institutionalized mass-murder of our own citizens later. Naturally, I suggest the Tea Partiers, who we've verily clumsily allowed to protest all this time without denouncing them as a foreign conspiracy of saboteurs and gunning them down at their rallies.