[JesikaFclq]

Gay guys are too smart to shave. There's only one acceptable form of grooming down there: trimming.

Well, that makes more sense. I can't say I shave all the time; trimming is sufficient unless I'm anticipating head. Here's the dilemma: gay men must always anticipate head, so shaving becomes too much work.

You never know when some horny old Christian puts on the moves and you need to excuse yourself to a nearby public park. It's as the gays learned in the boy scouts: always be prepared.