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**wrewsTear** · 09-07-2009, 07:47 PM

I'll tell you something about vasectomies. After it's done, they make you sit in the waiting room for 30 minutes in case something inconvenient like death or explosion ensues.

So there I was. And I realised "Wow. I'm sitting comfortably. I'm actually sitting comfortably."

You see, I was entirely numb in the whole genital area. And it was the first time I realised just how uncomfortable it is to spend your life with knackers, ballbag and pork sword getting trapped, sat on, tangled up, twisted, chafed, overheated or generally being awkward. You never realise until it's gone.

Extraordinary experience.

09-07-2009, 07:47 PM	#3
wrewsTear Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 401 Senior Member	I'll tell you something about vasectomies. After it's done, they make you sit in the waiting room for 30 minutes in case something inconvenient like death or explosion ensues. So there I was. And I realised "Wow. I'm sitting comfortably. I'm actually sitting comfortably." You see, I was entirely numb in the whole genital area. And it was the first time I realised just how uncomfortable it is to spend your life with knackers, ballbag and pork sword getting trapped, sat on, tangled up, twisted, chafed, overheated or generally being awkward. You never realise until it's gone. Extraordinary experience.
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