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Jumping just seems like such a messy and inconveniencing way to go.

True, but it's the f**kers who do it in front of trains and cars and create traffic mayhem. Selfish arseholes

At least jumping off a building isn't going to cause as much inconvenience but very messy. Same with wrist-slashing. Surely you'd want to make a beautiful corpse?

Now hanging or drug overdosing...those are a truly socially-spirited and considerate means of suicide