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Old 07-05-2012, 02:00 AM   #20
Enfotanab

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let me burst the theory of 'gradualism' that is propagated by PTI supporters in response to 'why don't you implement shariah?'. they respond with 'PTI will do it gradually - this is a stepping stone'

what is gradualism?
This is gradualism:
The President to his cabinet:
"...also we have to rid this country completely of the music concerts, whether open or underground, so that our society gravitates towards Islam and the work of tabligh is made easy because of absence of open sin. we are not going to ban everything over night. what we will do is make booking of concerts difficult by upping prices of import of equipment, concert venue and advertisement. we will not encourage foreign musicians to visit our country. we will up the rents on music shops and music accessories shops. authentic educated material speaking against music written by scholars of islam will be made easily available online, distributed to all book stores and portions of it introduced in the curriculum as per the education level.

in next phase we will disallow 'underground concerts' (played in dens and hip-garages)and ask them to play in the stadiums etc commonly used for concerts. we will up the price further for booking of concerts. meanwhile we will up the price for advertising and make sure the media channels obey a code of conduct with which there are certain times of the day they cannot play music and have to run the azaan.

we will keep on increasing the booking price of concert venues and equipment by introducing higher taxes on them. now we will ban concerts in schools and colleges and only allow them in few venues.

after prolonged practice of the above rules there will come a time where we will openly discourage concerts and music shows and eventually stop giving permits. without announcing it to the whole world.

Secretary: you are a genius sir.

What is not gradualism?
The President:
"...also tell the people we will ban concerts and music shows. it is in line with our policy of 'islamic state' and to get the vote of these mullahs and madrassah kids.
however we don't want to lose our secular and liberal votes. so what you do is say that ' if we come in power within 90 days we will ban concerts and music shows because we are an islamic state!!!!'. yes write that in my speech. but for appeasing of liberals what we should do is call Bono to Pakistan. you know he has got this peace and justice and humanity thing going on for him so yea it will be great for our image. make sure he sings Sunday Bloody Sunday with the crowd.
Then allow those headbangers to bring in Iron Maiden. then bring those Green Day lot and make them perform with Noori. then something for hip hop lovers so bring in usher and eminem and make sure they perform with ainee so that you know - conservatives don't feel uneasy.

Secretary: sir iron maiden won't be available until after the elections do you think we can wait or -

President: you do know we aren't going to put any such ban? the liberals will run riot. international condemnation. we can't become like North Korea. whenever they are available we are free for them : )

Secretary: *under his breath* "baghairtaa..."

The End.

this wasn't too serious. but you get the drift.
also notice the singers and musicians with PTI. and the unapologetic concerts at every 'tsunami flooding' in different cities. this is a purely secular party.
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