[Peretool]

Liberation of Texas - what self respecting Texan wouldn't vote for this?

More teachers, better teachers - You really think Texan's don't want better teachers?

Real immigration reform that doesn't reward criminals, but also doesn't hurt families - Texan's, by and large, ain't heartless

Legalized (and heavily taxed) Marijuana and Prostitution - Well, there'd be some convincing there, but it would be easier when combined with the next part

Elimination of Income Tax - Goes without saying

More bikini models, better bikini models (with whom I have or have not made out) - See above

Domestic Partnerships that allow homos to visit dying loved ones, co-hold property, etc - Texans really don't care what happens behind closed doors, so long as you don't "redefine" marraige

Make "Talk Like a Pirate Day" a National Holiday - Ok, Texans probably wouldn't support this, but this is a CHANGE election!

Equal pay for equal work for women - Kay Bailey Hutchinson, Ann Richards - Texans love their women