[Madjostok]

A good woman or a real woman. I guess to me they're the same.

1. They don't have to be models, but they should at least care about how they look. If they're a good partner, my vision will always be a bit rosey.

2. Minimal nagging and gossiping. Since this can't be totally eliminated......at least it not being the major focus in their existence. At some point they have to realize that nagging really doesn't get me to do what they want, but just the opposite.

3. A sense of humor. Not obnoxious haha funny but at least can appreciate a joke.

4. MOST IMPORTANT, a realization that they are not the center of the universe. I know this one is tough and a little of it is to be expected. But drama queens are really too high a maintenance for me. Yes, your father died so it's ok to cry and I'll consol you. But not just because a little static is making your dress bunch up.

5. They have to be willing to be my partner and friend, because "to death to us part really means something to me, and while good sex is important, it becomes less important as the decades progress so there have to be other things to keep you close.