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**FalHaitle** · 09-10-2006, 10:57 PM

The helium would affect their already-funny voices. Imagine the midgets taking hits from a balloon while delivering a lengthy analysis of the Bears defense... hell, just put nitrous in the balloons!

I think I'd rather watch them doing shooters. I think back to watching Mini-Me getting drunk and passing out on the Surreal Life. Not to mention him pissing in a corner whilst completely naked.

**amimabremiBit** · 09-10-2006, 10:59 PM

I think I'd rather watch them doing shooters. I think back to watching Mini-Me getting drunk and passing out on the Surreal Life. Not to mention him pissing in a corner whilst completely naked.

I enjoyed watching him navigate his little scooter as well.

**mosypeSom** · 09-10-2006, 10:59 PM

You wanna see midget hijinks, go see Jackass 2.

What makes you think I want to see midgets?

**mikajuise** · 09-10-2006, 11:01 PM

Since when do midgets need to suck helium in order to have funny voices? Unless you're talking about their weightlessness after sucking said helium...but in that instance, them bopping each other with bats wouldn't be that funny, so you have weekly winners (such as you and I) that get to go in and swing at them.

midgets on a string?

**Nptxsews** · 09-10-2006, 11:02 PM

midgets on a string?

Pinata!

**PymnImmen** · 09-10-2006, 11:03 PM

Pinata!

would candy fall out? or just smaller midgets?

**L6RLnyfl** · 09-10-2006, 11:06 PM

would candy fall out? or just smaller midgets?

I'd hope for smaller midgets.

**Ifroham4** · 09-10-2006, 11:06 PM

What makes you think I want to see midgets?

Well, there's only one midget featured, in case you are worried about sensory overload.

**ErubTiereedig** · 09-10-2006, 11:07 PM

I'd hope for smaller midgets.

smaller midgets with candy?

**saumemeva** · 09-10-2006, 11:16 PM

That's good stuff. I was hoping for a simple pillsbury doughboy giggle when I swatted one in the gut with the bat. Candy?...Bonus!

**Spongebob** · 09-10-2006, 11:46 PM

I'd hope for smaller midgets.

What would smaller midgets be called? They are no longer midgets. Sounds creepy.

**Imihooniump** · 09-10-2006, 11:47 PM

What would smaller midgets be called? They are no longer midgets. Sounds creepy.

midgettes.

duh.

**seooptiman** · 09-10-2006, 11:47 PM

midgettes.

duh.

No, no. Those are female midgets.

**dodadaxia** · 09-10-2006, 11:48 PM

No, no. Those are female midgets.

Who the hell are you trying to kid?

There is no separate gender. Midgets are hermaphrodites. Except for the ones that reproduce by binary fission.

**FUNALA** · 09-10-2006, 11:54 PM

Who the hell are you trying to kid?

There is no separate gender. Midgets are hermaphrodites. Except for the ones that reproduce by binary fission.

Wrong again. Midgette on left. Midget on right.

**Cxcvvfbgtr** · 09-10-2006, 11:55 PM

Wrong again. Midgette on left. Midget on right.

You're obviously one that is fooled by their magical facades. Prove to me each of those don't A) have testes and ovaries or B) they weren't one organism 5 minutes earlier.

**Abanijo** · 09-10-2006, 11:56 PM

I really like Tim McCarver. Joe Buck I don't care too much. I think he's got a great voice and does a solid job of calling most games.

I like McCarver because I always learn something new about the game when I watch a broadcast he does. It's usually about tendencies of hitters, pitches in certain counts, and picks out small things that I would have never noticed.

Scooter is the real scab of the FOX Baseball broadcasts

**Flikemommoilt** · 09-10-2006, 11:57 PM

You're obviously one that is fooled by their magical facades. Prove to me each of those don't A) have testes and ovaries or B) they weren't one organism 5 minutes earlier.

I can prove it. But I've spent thousands on trying to repress that information. Don't make me say it and have to start my therapy all over again.

09-10-2006, 10:57 PM	#61
FalHaitle Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 398 Senior Member	The helium would affect their already-funny voices. Imagine the midgets taking hits from a balloon while delivering a lengthy analysis of the Bears defense... hell, just put nitrous in the balloons! I think I'd rather watch them doing shooters. I think back to watching Mini-Me getting drunk and passing out on the Surreal Life. Not to mention him pissing in a corner whilst completely naked. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 10:59 PM	#62
amimabremiBit Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 447 Senior Member	I think I'd rather watch them doing shooters. I think back to watching Mini-Me getting drunk and passing out on the Surreal Life. Not to mention him pissing in a corner whilst completely naked. I enjoyed watching him navigate his little scooter as well. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 10:59 PM	#63
mosypeSom Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 432 Senior Member	You wanna see midget hijinks, go see Jackass 2. What makes you think I want to see midgets? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 11:01 PM	#64
mikajuise Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 529 Senior Member	Since when do midgets need to suck helium in order to have funny voices? Unless you're talking about their weightlessness after sucking said helium...but in that instance, them bopping each other with bats wouldn't be that funny, so you have weekly winners (such as you and I) that get to go in and swing at them. midgets on a string? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 11:02 PM	#65
Nptxsews Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 427 Senior Member	midgets on a string? Pinata! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 11:03 PM	#66
PymnImmen Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 528 Senior Member	Pinata! would candy fall out? or just smaller midgets? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 11:06 PM	#67
L6RLnyfl Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 405 Senior Member	would candy fall out? or just smaller midgets? I'd hope for smaller midgets. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 11:06 PM	#68
Ifroham4 Join Date Apr 2007 Posts 5,196 Senior Member	What makes you think I want to see midgets? Well, there's only one midget featured, in case you are worried about sensory overload. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 11:07 PM	#69
ErubTiereedig Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 595 Senior Member	I'd hope for smaller midgets. smaller midgets with candy? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 11:16 PM	#70
saumemeva Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 440 Senior Member	That's good stuff. I was hoping for a simple pillsbury doughboy giggle when I swatted one in the gut with the bat. Candy?...Bonus! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 11:46 PM	#71
Spongebob Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 398 Senior Member	I'd hope for smaller midgets. What would smaller midgets be called? They are no longer midgets. Sounds creepy. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 11:47 PM	#72
Imihooniump Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 468 Senior Member	What would smaller midgets be called? They are no longer midgets. Sounds creepy. midgettes. duh. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 11:47 PM	#73
seooptiman Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 546 Senior Member	midgettes. duh. No, no. Those are female midgets. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 11:48 PM	#74
dodadaxia Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 387 Senior Member	No, no. Those are female midgets. Who the hell are you trying to kid? There is no separate gender. Midgets are hermaphrodites. Except for the ones that reproduce by binary fission. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 11:54 PM	#75
FUNALA Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 539 Senior Member	Who the hell are you trying to kid? There is no separate gender. Midgets are hermaphrodites. Except for the ones that reproduce by binary fission. Wrong again. Midgette on left. Midget on right. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 11:55 PM	#76
Cxcvvfbgtr Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 361 Senior Member	Wrong again. Midgette on left. Midget on right. You're obviously one that is fooled by their magical facades. Prove to me each of those don't A) have testes and ovaries or B) they weren't one organism 5 minutes earlier. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 11:56 PM	#77
Abanijo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 413 Senior Member	I really like Tim McCarver. Joe Buck I don't care too much. I think he's got a great voice and does a solid job of calling most games. I like McCarver because I always learn something new about the game when I watch a broadcast he does. It's usually about tendencies of hitters, pitches in certain counts, and picks out small things that I would have never noticed. Scooter is the real scab of the FOX Baseball broadcasts Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-10-2006, 11:57 PM	#78
Flikemommoilt Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 443 Senior Member	You're obviously one that is fooled by their magical facades. Prove to me each of those don't A) have testes and ovaries or B) they weren't one organism 5 minutes earlier. I can prove it. But I've spent thousands on trying to repress that information. Don't make me say it and have to start my therapy all over again. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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