LOGO
Reply to Thread New Thread
Old 05-24-2012, 07:28 PM   #1
LottiFurmann

Join Date
Jan 2008
Posts
4,494
Senior Member
Default Longest sentence I know
I memorized this in my school days as an aid to memory and to impress others. This is the longest sentence I know which has a message, glorifies language and literature and sounds impressive when delivered with a short pause after every comma.

"If then the power of speech is a gift, as great as any that can be named, if the origin of language, by philosophers considered to be nothing short of divine, if by means of words, secrets of heart are brought to light, pain of soul is relieved, hidden grief is carried off, sympathy conveyed, counsel imparted, experience recorded and wisdom perpetuated, if by great authors men are drawn up into unity, the people speak, the past and the future, the east and the west are brought into communication with each other, if such men are, in a word, the spokesmen and prophets of the human family, it will not be wise to make light of literature or to neglect its study, rather we may be sure that in whatever measure we master it, in whatever language and imbibe its spirit, we shall ourselves become, in our own measure, the ministers of such benefits to others, be they many or few, be they in the obscurer or in the more distinguished walks of life, who are united to us by social ties and are are within the sphere of our personal influence."

Annonumous
LottiFurmann is offline


Old 05-24-2012, 08:13 PM   #2
TorryJens

Join Date
Nov 2008
Posts
4,494
Senior Member
Default
Wanton sentence??? spontaneous sentence???
TorryJens is offline


Old 05-24-2012, 08:19 PM   #3
Drugmachine

Join Date
Apr 2006
Posts
4,490
Senior Member
Default
Want to know the longest word in English....!
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis "


which simply means 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine

silica dust, causing inflammation in the lungs."

The normal name is Silicosis!!!

Drugmachine is offline


Old 05-24-2012, 08:20 PM   #4
PhillipHer

Join Date
Jun 2008
Age
58
Posts
4,481
Senior Member
Default
I am quite sure the so called Anonymous author of that sentence must be an Indian and that too he must have read it in one breath!!
PhillipHer is offline


Old 05-24-2012, 08:21 PM   #5
MannoFr

Join Date
Mar 2007
Posts
4,451
Senior Member
Default
Want to know the longest word in English....!
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis "


which simply means 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine

silica dust, causing inflammation in the lungs."

The normal name is Silicosis!!!

Thank God they shortened it to Silicosis otherwise I would have got Scoliosis of my brain to memorize that.
MannoFr is offline


Old 05-24-2012, 08:22 PM   #6
softy54534

Join Date
Apr 2007
Posts
5,457
Senior Member
Default
A breath-taking sentence eh??

I am quite sure the so called Anonymous author of that sentence must be an Indian and that too he must have read it in one breath!!
softy54534 is offline


Old 05-24-2012, 08:27 PM   #7
NeroASERCH

Join Date
Jul 2006
Posts
5,147
Senior Member
Default
Scoliosis is an abnormal curving of the spine.

Your spine is your backbone.

It runs straight down your back.

Everyone’s spine naturally curves a tiny bit.

But people with scoliosis have a spine that curves too much.

The spine might look like the letter “C” or “S.”

Scoliosis caused by the original name of silicosis???
NeroASERCH is offline


Old 05-24-2012, 08:32 PM   #8
Raj_Copi_Jin

Join Date
Oct 2005
Age
48
Posts
4,533
Senior Member
Default
Scoliosis is an abnormal curving of the spine.

Your spine is your backbone.

It runs straight down your back.

Everyone’s spine naturally curves a tiny bit.

But people with scoliosis have a spine that curves too much.

The spine might look like the letter “C” or “S.”

Scoliosis caused by the original name of silicosis???
Google images




Ever seen a brain?? With all the sulcus and gyrus in the brain..tell me what is straight here?
The irony is we are supposed to think straight and not crooked!!
Raj_Copi_Jin is offline


Old 05-24-2012, 08:44 PM   #9
LottiFurmann

Join Date
Jan 2008
Posts
4,494
Senior Member
Default
Smile is curve which can set things straight.

Brain is a bulb which makes you think straight!
LottiFurmann is offline


Old 05-24-2012, 08:56 PM   #10
radikal

Join Date
Oct 2005
Age
54
Posts
4,523
Senior Member
Default
there is supposed to be a long and a short sentence that has all the English Alphabets.
radikal is offline


Old 05-24-2012, 09:05 PM   #11
doctorzlo

Join Date
Jun 2006
Posts
4,488
Senior Member
Default
The sentence having all the alphabets a to z is ...

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog .
doctorzlo is offline


Old 05-24-2012, 09:08 PM   #12
HedgeYourBets

Join Date
Aug 2008
Posts
4,655
Senior Member
Default
"The quick brown fox jumps over lazy dogs."

is shorter than even the previous one!
HedgeYourBets is offline


Old 05-25-2012, 12:37 AM   #13
tgs

Join Date
Mar 2007
Age
48
Posts
5,125
Senior Member
Default
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow - 29 letters
there is another one more popular with 32 letters.
tgs is offline


Old 05-25-2012, 01:22 AM   #14
Raj_Copi_Jin

Join Date
Oct 2005
Age
48
Posts
4,533
Senior Member
Default
Final exercise in the typewriting institute before one starts on documents is 'the quick brown fox . . . '

In the teleprinter factory in chennai, rows of machines will be printing this line followed by numbers and symbols as part of final testing.

Teleprinter is the son of telegraph and father of teletype.

The sentence having all the alphabets a to z is ...

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog .
Raj_Copi_Jin is offline


Old 05-25-2012, 02:16 AM   #15
Raj_Copi_Jin

Join Date
Oct 2005
Age
48
Posts
4,533
Senior Member
Default
Want to know the longest word in English....!
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis "


which simply means 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine

silica dust, causing inflammation in the lungs."

The normal name is Silicosis!!!

I think Jane Fonda used in one of her films. It affects people generally working in coal-mines.
Raj_Copi_Jin is offline


Old 05-25-2012, 02:35 AM   #16
Paul Bunyan

Join Date
Jul 2007
Age
58
Posts
4,495
Senior Member
Default
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

is a song sung by Julie Andrews and Dick van Dyke

in the Disney Musical film Mary Poppins in 1964.
Paul Bunyan is offline


Old 05-25-2012, 05:45 AM   #17
Fegasderty

Join Date
Mar 2008
Posts
5,023
Senior Member
Default
What is that which you do not have in your Bhandar!
Fegasderty is offline


Old 05-25-2012, 06:07 AM   #18
S.T.D.

Join Date
May 2008
Age
42
Posts
5,220
Senior Member
Default
What is that which you do not have in your Bhandar!
If the question is meant for me....
I loved watching the movie Mary Poppins
and particularly the dance to this song.
I did not remember the exact word though.
But with Internet to help us we can locate
anything within a few seconds!
Long Live the Internet!
Long live the Google search!!
Long Live Wikipedia!!!

Long live my friends who make me look up
for the nice things which I have forgotten!!!!
S.T.D. is offline


Old 05-25-2012, 10:20 AM   #19
Big A

Join Date
Oct 2005
Age
50
Posts
4,148
Administrator
Default
"The quick brown fox jumps over lazy dogs."

is shorter than even the previous one!
Another common "pangram" is -

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs..
Big A is offline


Old 05-25-2012, 04:51 PM   #20
Lillie_Steins

Join Date
Oct 2005
Posts
4,508
Senior Member
Default
namaste shrI Sarang and others.

I find that the long sentence you have quoted in the OP is from John Henry Newman:
Newman Reader - Idea of a University - Part 2 - Article 2

Here is a long sentence I read in a Tamizh novel:

என்ன இருந்தாலும் ஒரு பெண்ணுக்கு--அதுவும் அவன் குடும்பத்தாலோ அவள் குடும்பத்தாலோ அல்லது இந்த சமூகத்தாலோ அங்கீகரிக்கப்பட்ட உறவு முறைகளுக்கு அப்பாற்பட்டு, பெண் என்ற காரணத்தாலேயே ’ஃப்ரெண்ட்’ என்றுகூட அங்கீகரிக்கப்படாத நிலையில் நிற்கும் ஒரு பெண்ணுக்கு--இப்படியெல்லாம் பகுத்தறியத் தோன்றாமல், விளைவுகளைப் பற்றிக் கொஞ்சம்கூடக் கவலைப்படாமல், அவன் செயலை அனு மட்டும் அங்கீகரித்தால்கூடப் போதும் ஆனால் அவள் சம்மதிப்பாளா என்ற கேள்வி கவலையை எதிரொலிக்க,

கல்லூரி ஹாஸ்டல் அளித்த தனிமை மற்றும் தைரியம், அவன் படித்த ஆங்கில நாவல்களில்--குறிப்பாக ஜேன் ஆஸ்டின்--’இன்டெலெக்சுவல் ரொமான்ஸ்’ தோற்றுவித்த கனவுகள், டாக்டர் ஶ்ரீனிவாச சாஸ்த்ரியின் கட்டுரை ’எ லெட்டர் ஃப்ரம் லண்டன்’ விவரித்த ஆங்கில வாழ்க்கை முறைகளில் ஈடுபாடு, முக்கியமாகக் கடிதங்களின் அந்தரங்கத்திற்கு அவர்கள் தரும் மதிப்பில் பொறாமை போன்ற உணர்வுகளின் பிண்ணணியில்,

அனுவின் தோழமையைப் புதுப்பித்துக்கொள்ளும் ஆர்வமும் கவலையும் அவசரமும் போட்டு உந்த, அவளை "மை டியர் ஃப்ரெண்ட் அனு" என்று விளித்து, பழைய நாட்களை மீண்டும் அவளுக்கு நினைவூட்ட முயற்சிசெய்து, அவன் அவள்மேல் கொண்டுள்ள பாசத்தையும் நேசத்தையும் உணர்த்த மெக்காலே-ஹன்னாவையும் வேர்ட்ஸ்வொர்த்-டொரதியையும், ஜேன் ஆஸ்டினின் காதலர்களையும் இடம் தெரியாமல் உதாரணம் காட்டி,

அவன் வாழ்க்கையில் கிடைத்த முதல் தோழியான அனுவின் நட்பை மீண்டும் மலரச்செய்து அவள் சம்மதத்துடன் தொடர்ந்து கடிதம் எழுத வழிவகை செய்துகொள்ள வேண்டி,

இந்தமாதிரி கடிதம் எழுதுவது அவள் பெற்றோருக்குப் பிடிக்காது என்று அவள் கருதினால் அவன் கடிதங்களை அவள் மட்டுமே ரகசியமாக வைத்துக்கொள்ளக் கோரி,

அவள் கல்லூரி முகவரிக்கு எழுதிய நீண்ட கடிதத்திற்கு அனுவிடமிருந்து ஒரு நீண்ட பெருமூச்சுதான் பதிலாகக் கிடைத்தது,

ஒரு சின்ன ’இன்லாண்ட் லெட்டர்’ வடிவில்.
Lillie_Steins is offline



Reply to Thread New Thread

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (0 members and 2 guests)
 

All times are GMT +1. The time now is 12:54 AM.
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
Design & Developed by Amodity.com
Copyright© Amodity