[whimpykid]

Quote[/b] ]now I prefer to stay with my wife's relatives in Sahatsakhan. There is no air conditioning, no running water in the shower, there is a asian-style "squat" toilet, and all the food is prepared daily by loving hands.

I agree with Vision on this one, this is how I lived with my former girlfriends family in Samute Prakan, but when I go to Thailand this time I will not have a girlfriend to go back to. So I will be staying In 5 star. It will be cheaper for me to stay in 5 star luxury as my accommodation is being sponsored, and I will not have all of my former girlfriends relatives to pay for when going out to dinner at the MK Hot Pot restraunt at Samrong's Imperial World every 2nd night.

[Rtebydou]

Ya, you are right. This word does not exist in "royal Ostralion" diksenary

[Mappaindy]

How could I have missed this thread! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *ouch* I think I broke a rib. Although the responses were hilarious, the original post was simply rib-breaking...ouch

[Alkassyinhisk]

Maaaaan

I leave for a month and this is what happens?

Not to say that it's a bad thing

Jonny

[whimpykid]

His Majesty Royal Hinest Crown Prince Paul_au of Australia,
Is announcing his Itinerary to Thailand.
7th of march 2004 leave Sydney and arrive in Singapore same day for a 2 day stop over
9th of march leave Singapore and arrive in London on the 10th of march
14th of march go to Stockholm Sweden for one day and then back to London.
Leave London 19th of march and arrive in Thailand on the 20th march 2004.
Touring parts of Thailand I have not seen before, will spend time in Chang Mai, Pattaya, Bangkok.
Depart Bangkok on the 27th of march and arriving in Sydney on the 28th of March.
Not in Thailand as long as I thought but will most likely be there again latter in the year.

[JMLot]

Sounds good! Maybe you can hook up with all of our Singapore pals
for a meal. Of course everyone would pay there own Have a good trip!

[jisee]

Quote[/b] ]this is how I lived with my former girlfriends family in Samute Prakan, but when I go to Thailand this time I will not have a girlfriend to go back to. So I will be staying In 5 star. It will be cheaper for me to stay in 5 star luxury as my accommodation is being sponsored, and I will not have all of my former girlfriends relatives to pay for when going out to dinner

HAHAHA 55555 said the clown, the "king" has lost his crown.
Paul_au, have you been kicked out of your ex-girlfriend's house?

Quote[/b] ]It will be cheaper for me to stay in 5 star luxury as my accommodation is being sponsored

Blowing your trumpet again. You are better than the elephants in Thailand.

[Skete]

Quote[/b] ]In support of royal tradition, waitresses throughout Bangkok will be issued special calculators that automatically split the bill.

Does that include the tip

[jisee]

Quote[/b] ]Sounds good! Maybe you can hook up with all of our Singapore pals
for a meal. Of course everyone would pay there own Have a good trip!

Make sure that "our Singapore pals" do not bring along their wives, girlfriends, sisters or mothers to meet him. This freak will do anything to boost his sex ego on this Thai forum after his trip. On the other hand he might just end up being the deadmeat "meal" for our Singapore pals.

[enactolaelant]

[Q0KmoR8K]

OK, I will try to be "nicer" next time.

[EasyLOAD]

Yes we will have some more stories of PUD's romantic exploits on his return.
His adventures will include meetings with royalty and europes rich and famous.
I can't wait for his next installment, Life from the mind of PUD

[favwebbb]

...guillotine!...guillotine!...

[jisee]

hey guys, I promised to be nicer to PUD, (I did Dinkum and Ferret) so this is what I'm gonna do.

Since my multimillionaire royal friend is so excited about his trip to Thailand and Singapore (just imagine how paupers would feel given a chance to travel) I'll get on the phone with LKY and Thaksin, ( both of whom I know very well), to personally entertain P_au on arrival. I'd also persuade "our Singapore pals" to entertain PUD with their wives or girlfriends. ( They've agreed to let him have as many affairs as he can handle....after all it's only S.x )

On p_au's return to Australia, both John Howard and Latham will be at the airport to greet him and we'll organise the aboringal community to form a welcome home committee to make up for the past misunderstanding they had with him.

To top it up, I'll nominate PUD to receive the next Officer of the Order of Australia medal as well.

Quote[/b] ]...guillotine!...guillotine!...

we will leave that with you LaFarge.

[CuittisIL]

Quote[/b] ]I suggest you avoid smoking any more opium. You're really beginning to lose touch as your fantasy blends with your reality

hehe, isn't opium illegal in Thailand?
wow, I think Paul is convince he is a King (remind me of king kong, the song). Don't be too full of yourself. just joking haha, I pray for you safety and enjoy the rest of your stay. Don't forget to tell us about it.

[WaydayTew]

With all the places this trip has taken you, I'm sure you've enjoyed some great MUlti cultural experiences.
Have a good safe remainder of your trip.

PS Hope your going to post some pics!

[genna]

This is insane !!!!. His royal hines Paul should be sent to a psychiatrist. His royal hines is not advisable to visit Thailand until he recover from his madness..

[Louthcoombutt]

His Majesty Royal Hines Crown Prince Paul_au of Australia, has arrived in Thailand first class on Qantas. He is currently at Imperial World department store Samrong Samut Prakan, to meet the public, before leaving for Chan Mai tomorrow morning for a 2 day visit to see the hill tribes.

[Mappaindy]

Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahaa I love Paul, he makes me laugh!

[DavidShreder]

Anyone tried to assasinate his royal highness yet?