[whimpykid]

His Magesty Royal Hines Crown Prince Paul_au of Australia, Will be arriving on a first class flight into Bangkok in March 2004 for a 2 week visit, staying in 5 star luxury in Bangkok and Pattaya, His Royal Hines will also be doing another royal tourer to Samut Prakan and Paknam. His Majest will also be donating a Movie star, a Genine Australian Salt Water Crocodile that had a staring role in the movie "Crocodile Dundee" to The Samut Prakan Crocodile Farm. His Majest would also like to apologize for any inconveniance to the transport system of thailand when his motorcade cuts throught the bangkok traffic, thank you every one for your understanding.

[Chooriwrocaey]

[Avgustslim]

Quote[/b] ]His Magesty Royal Hines Crown Prince Paul_au of Australia, Will be arriving on a first class flight into Bangkok in March 2004 for a 2 week visit, staying in 5 star luxury in Bangkok and Pattaya,

When I went to Thailand I flew in Economy class for 3 days and slept on the floor in airport termainals across the world.

When I got to Thailand I stayed with some Thais in the poor part of town and slept on concrete floors. Sometimes there were cockroaches too.

Needless to say my trip was excellent and full of character building endevors.

luxery is for losers

[Chooriwrocaey]

Quote[/b] ]luxery is for losers

I could not agree more. I used to stay in a suite in Pattaya, now I prefer to stay with my wife's relatives in Sahatsakhan. There is no air conditioning, no running water in the shower, there is a asian-style "squat" toilet, and all the food is prepared daily by loving hands. I sleep on the best bed in the house, which is a plywood platform with a 6" foam mattress.

The physical sensations, the smells, the closeness with the family, the trips to the local market (big market only open twice per month), and the slow pace really make the trip a more "Thai" experience.

I do not understand why farang want to stay in luxury hotels, eat food farang, play golf, and do everything else they can do in their home country. Why bother going to Thailand? Maybe they go for the nightlife, then go back home and talk bad about Thai women???

[gooseCile]

Quote[/b] (Makiy0 @ Mar. 26 2004,04:09)]Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahaa ?I love Paul, he makes me laugh!

Wow Makiyo, what a change! I remember a few months ago you two went at it tooth and nail and it ended (on your side at least) with you saying that you were going to block his posts so you wouldn't have to be offended by him.
It is certainly good to see that everything works out well in the end.

[wrenjmerg]

The National Source
October 29th, 2003

Prime Minister of Thailand prepares Bangkok for an anticipated visit.

The Prime Minister of Thailand, Thaksin Shinnawatara, has assembled a special task force to prepare for the arrival of His Hines, Paul_au, crown prince of Australia, in March 2004.

Among other things, the task force has decided to declare a two day holiday during the crown prince's visit in order to ease Bangkok's congested traffic. Also on the list of things to do: persons in Bangkok with body-odor exceeding legal limits will be rounded up and sent back to their homes for showers. Any non-Thai nationals among the odor-offenders will be sent back to their respective countries for baths. In addition, all stray birds that have not been registered with Bangkok authorities will be gathered and shipped off to a bird sanctuary in another province where they will be nutered, cleaned, fed, and registered with authorities.

"We really want to make a good impression on Paul_au" says Paiboon Intarong, a member of Thakin's special task force.

[rozalinasi]

By the ghost you're bloody quick mate, no wonder ya call yourself Ferrit. Nothing better to do on a Sunday? Me neither... actually, I've got swagloads to do, gotta stop procrastinating, dreaming about Thailand. If everyone would start writing 100% bore-inspiring posts, I'd get something done around here.

[DavidShreder]

With...???

[whimpykid]

His Majesty Royal Hinest Crown Prince Paul_au of Australia,
Has arrived in Pattaya for a couple of days of sports and recreation, He has been accosted by scantily clad woman, trying to sponge money of him in the street. fortunately he told these girls to get lost and instructed his personal body guard to push these woman away if they try to annoy him. At the Ambassador City Jomtien he is staying in the ocean wing, where he quickly affectionately passed the receptionist, and was invited to see the 2 star Inn Wing, where the Thai people reside for a fraction of the cost. In the Inn wing he quickly picked up his dates for the night, three Thai room service assistance, yes that's right, his majesty is dating 3 woman at once, he figures this is better as three Thai woman could more easily pay for his night out then one.

[JMLot]

Paul,so tell us the rest of the story as to why this came about.

[VottCetaVeivE]

I always enjoy travel photos of interesting architecture and nice scenery.

Ferret,
f.y.i.
From what you describe P.au might look like my twin

(but first I have to find out how many pounds 20 stone is )

cheers

[Chooriwrocaey]

I suggest you avoid smoking any more opium. You're really beginning to lose touch as your fantasy blends with your reality

[Qnpqbpac]

Quote[/b] (chong @ Oct. 29 2003,05:42)]This is insane !!!!. His royal hines Paul should be sent to a psychiatrist. His royal hines is not advisable to visit Thailand until he recover from his madness..

No, no!
Thats fully OK, no problem there.
He will enjoy his stay to the fullest. He will perfectly fit into Thai society in his particular state of mind.
No problem really, thats just about normal here.

[excivaamome]

Quote[/b] ]my posts have dissapeared from today?

yep me too Ferret... God censure... lol or problem server as you wish lol

It let a respite to Paul_au ears about blame on him....

[gooseCile]

Unfortunately Paul's visit has been postponed. Australian cultural icon Marcia Hines, mother of Deni Hines has had Paul charged with misrepresenting himself as a member of the Hines family. He has had some trouble convincing the authorities of his alternative spelling philosophy and that he really meant Highness. Probably just as well because if they believed him he would be in even more trouble.