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**Junrlaeh** · 10-25-2005, 10:52 AM

Calling all Troll Hunters...

I have a project for the most evil of you. Please post Troll-Hunting resume or CV on here. There can be only one (or two).

**incimisiche** · 10-25-2005, 11:06 AM

Oh, troll-hunting, nice

Well my qualities are:

I am currently a 6th dan holder of Google-fu, with a speciality on "dig up strange shit on the web"-ryu.
I am genuinely evil, can post own home made certificate if asked for.
And, I have a great sense of humour... sometimes

Well, that's all I have time to write right now, since iaido practise starts in 25 minutes

**bWxNFI3c** · 10-25-2005, 11:08 AM

I showed you that trick that one time

I've got torches and pitchforks, too.

**HakTaisanip** · 10-25-2005, 11:17 AM

Oh, I was able to find the legendary hidden "Hot Girl in Bogu" URL in the thread with the same name. This should prove my superior Google-fu skillz

**Cheaperisdeeper** · 10-25-2005, 11:34 AM

I have a repond slayer kryss that works really good on trolls... oh wait... Internet trolls... ummm... I can send him virus emails, does that count?

I still have my trojan/virus collections somewhere on a CD Rom in my room

**Amorsesombabs** · 10-25-2005, 11:39 AM

Calling all Troll Hunters...

I have a project for the most evil of you. Please post Troll-Hunting resume or CV on here. There can be only one (or two).

I only hunt trolls with server logs. It doesn't take all the guesswork out, but it helps a lot. Now it's just track and report. I still see it as mostly an admin function. Most of my hunting was for other types of miscreants. Sometimes I do miss the vigilante days...

Arin is still one of my friends...

**Lapsiks** · 10-25-2005, 12:15 PM

Please post Troll-Hunting resume or CV on here. I don't actually hunt them. I just have lots of fun making fun of them. I think trolls serve a valuable diversionary roll in the on-line community. Too many people get upset and take them seriously though.

**Alexunda** · 10-25-2005, 01:09 PM

1. I like whips.
2. I own my own slave-troll. *troll growls menacingly from a chain*
3. I like them barbecued... yum!
4. I hand out poison cookies to junior trolls.
5. I'm 60 000 yrs old...

Yaaaaaaaaar.

**Riprincattiva** · 10-25-2005, 01:21 PM

eh? troll hunter call, huh? lol. Anyway:
1. Specializes in MA/ninja trolls
2. Can use search engines well enough (no search engine whiz, but not bad, either).
3. Enjoy making sarcastic remarks at the retards who stick their neck out far enough. Hey, they asked for it....
4. Have a lot of free time to tear apart trolls (college is too easy....)

**Bobobsdo** · 10-25-2005, 04:05 PM

Cheers for your input guys and girls. Splice and H20 win 'cos they were first to post.

Will be back to this thread in a few days with the results of my project. You'll like it.

**Qahtwugc** · 10-25-2005, 04:42 PM

too bad i didnt come here on time scott... you'll miss the best internet/forum troll hunter in the entire galaxy. my CV is so hardcore i can't even post it here for security reasons

i'll PM you with it in case you're interested...

**Lymnempomma** · 10-25-2005, 05:17 PM

Rather than posting my humble troll hunter CV (which includes several ISSACs) I propose Paikea for the job. He is merciless and bloodthirsty with the trolls, he is so hardcore he makes a notch on his bokken everytime one gets banned.

**M4tHkBw2** · 10-25-2005, 05:22 PM

Hai_Hai would be pretty good for ripping trolls apart, too.

**Hedkffiz** · 10-25-2005, 05:24 PM

Rather than posting my humble troll hunter CV (which includes several ISSACs) I propose Paikea for the job. He is merciless and bloodthirsty with the trolls, he is so hardcore he makes a notch on his bokken everytime one gets banned.

With my teeth, even. PG has actually been playing with this one on swordform for a while now. Up until today, he's been hogging all the fun for himself.

**AdSuiteAdobe** · 10-25-2005, 06:15 PM

This is what Paikea looks like by the way.
Not something you want to mess with.

**JesexhiSeeces** · 10-25-2005, 06:26 PM

This is what Paikea looks like by the way.
Not something you want to mess with.

From all the legends I have heard about the Obukan dojo, I pictured him something like this instead:

http://images.google.it/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN

http://images.google.it/imgres?imgur...l%3Dit%26lr%3D

http://images.google.it/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN

all rolled into one being.

**kjsdiuwe** · 10-25-2005, 07:21 PM

From all the legends I have heard about the Obukan dojo, I pictured him something like this instead:

http://images.google.it/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN

http://images.google.it/imgres?imgur...l%3Dit%26lr%3D

http://images.google.it/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN

all rolled into one being.

Those are not troll slayers (unlike mine). So I win, again.

**Pyuvjzwf** · 10-25-2005, 08:11 PM

This is what Paikea looks like by the way.
Not something you want to mess with.

Whats he going to do?
He has no arms!!

Bite their nuts off?

Sorry couldn't help myself

**DoctorAlexandro** · 10-25-2005, 09:39 PM

Whats he going to do?
He has no arms!!

Bite their nuts off?

Sorry couldn't help myself

That would hurt a lot more than what I had in mind. Congrats for being sicker than me.}Here is another artist's rendering of Paikea. This time with his custom bogu and shinai.

**boanuatiguali** · 10-26-2005, 03:50 PM

looks like the hardcore punk cousin of obelix the gaul... not too scary.

10-25-2005, 10:52 AM	#1
Junrlaeh Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 568 Senior Member	Calling all Troll Hunters... Calling all Troll Hunters... I have a project for the most evil of you. Please post Troll-Hunting resume or CV on here. There can be only one (or two). Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 11:06 AM	#2
incimisiche Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 418 Senior Member	Oh, troll-hunting, nice Well my qualities are: I am currently a 6th dan holder of Google-fu, with a speciality on "dig up strange shit on the web"-ryu. I am genuinely evil, can post own home made certificate if asked for. And, I have a great sense of humour... sometimes Well, that's all I have time to write right now, since iaido practise starts in 25 minutes Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 11:08 AM	#3
bWxNFI3c Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 539 Senior Member	I showed you that trick that one time I've got torches and pitchforks, too. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 11:17 AM	#4
HakTaisanip Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 487 Senior Member	Oh, I was able to find the legendary hidden "Hot Girl in Bogu" URL in the thread with the same name. This should prove my superior Google-fu skillz Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 11:34 AM	#5
Cheaperisdeeper Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 555 Senior Member	I have a repond slayer kryss that works really good on trolls... oh wait... Internet trolls... ummm... I can send him virus emails, does that count? I still have my trojan/virus collections somewhere on a CD Rom in my room Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 11:39 AM	#6
Amorsesombabs Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 599 Senior Member	Calling all Troll Hunters... I have a project for the most evil of you. Please post Troll-Hunting resume or CV on here. There can be only one (or two). I only hunt trolls with server logs. It doesn't take all the guesswork out, but it helps a lot. Now it's just track and report. I still see it as mostly an admin function. Most of my hunting was for other types of miscreants. Sometimes I do miss the vigilante days... Arin is still one of my friends... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 12:15 PM	#7
Lapsiks Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 725 Senior Member	Please post Troll-Hunting resume or CV on here. I don't actually hunt them. I just have lots of fun making fun of them. I think trolls serve a valuable diversionary roll in the on-line community. Too many people get upset and take them seriously though. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 01:09 PM	#8
Alexunda Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 435 Senior Member	1. I like whips. 2. I own my own slave-troll. troll growls menacingly from a chain 3. I like them barbecued... yum! 4. I hand out poison cookies to junior trolls. 5. I'm 60 000 yrs old... Yaaaaaaaaar. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 01:21 PM	#9
Riprincattiva Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 539 Senior Member	eh? troll hunter call, huh? lol. Anyway: 1. Specializes in MA/ninja trolls 2. Can use search engines well enough (no search engine whiz, but not bad, either). 3. Enjoy making sarcastic remarks at the retards who stick their neck out far enough. Hey, they asked for it.... 4. Have a lot of free time to tear apart trolls (college is too easy....) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 04:05 PM	#10
Bobobsdo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	Cheers for your input guys and girls. Splice and H20 win 'cos they were first to post. Will be back to this thread in a few days with the results of my project. You'll like it. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 04:42 PM	#11
Qahtwugc Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 409 Senior Member	too bad i didnt come here on time scott... you'll miss the best internet/forum troll hunter in the entire galaxy. my CV is so hardcore i can't even post it here for security reasons i'll PM you with it in case you're interested... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 05:17 PM	#12
Lymnempomma Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 313 Senior Member	Rather than posting my humble troll hunter CV (which includes several ISSACs) I propose Paikea for the job. He is merciless and bloodthirsty with the trolls, he is so hardcore he makes a notch on his bokken everytime one gets banned. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 05:22 PM	#13
M4tHkBw2 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 429 Senior Member	Hai_Hai would be pretty good for ripping trolls apart, too. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 05:24 PM	#14
Hedkffiz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 550 Senior Member	Rather than posting my humble troll hunter CV (which includes several ISSACs) I propose Paikea for the job. He is merciless and bloodthirsty with the trolls, he is so hardcore he makes a notch on his bokken everytime one gets banned. With my teeth, even. PG has actually been playing with this one on swordform for a while now. Up until today, he's been hogging all the fun for himself. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 06:15 PM	#15
AdSuiteAdobe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 351 Senior Member	This is what Paikea looks like by the way. Not something you want to mess with. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 06:26 PM	#16
JesexhiSeeces Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 406 Senior Member	This is what Paikea looks like by the way. Not something you want to mess with. From all the legends I have heard about the Obukan dojo, I pictured him something like this instead: http://images.google.it/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN http://images.google.it/imgres?imgur...l%3Dit%26lr%3D http://images.google.it/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN all rolled into one being. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 07:21 PM	#17
kjsdiuwe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 508 Senior Member	From all the legends I have heard about the Obukan dojo, I pictured him something like this instead: http://images.google.it/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN http://images.google.it/imgres?imgur...l%3Dit%26lr%3D http://images.google.it/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN all rolled into one being. Those are not troll slayers (unlike mine). So I win, again. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 08:11 PM	#18
Pyuvjzwf Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 428 Senior Member	This is what Paikea looks like by the way. Not something you want to mess with. Whats he going to do? He has no arms!! Bite their nuts off? Sorry couldn't help myself Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 09:39 PM	#19
DoctorAlexandro Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 364 Senior Member	Whats he going to do? He has no arms!! Bite their nuts off? Sorry couldn't help myself That would hurt a lot more than what I had in mind. Congrats for being sicker than me.}Here is another artist's rendering of Paikea. This time with his custom bogu and shinai. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-26-2005, 03:50 PM	#20
boanuatiguali Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 479 Senior Member	looks like the hardcore punk cousin of obelix the gaul... not too scary. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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