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Ha! You are probably kidding, but I practice road-seme all the time, after I realized (while practicing for my license many years ago) that defensive drivers are the ones getting cut off all the time, while offensive ones seemed to not have the problem much at all. ![]() |
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HAHAHA!!! I bet that all you guys will start seeing it now!! Its like when you get a new car, you suddenly start noticing all the people around you who are driving the same car!
As a side note, I was standing in line at the grocery store last night, looked behind me, and guess what I saw???!!?? Thats right!! A middle aged lady with her thumb (no kidding, thumb) up her nose as far as it would go, using it like a corkscrew. YUK!!!! |
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Other kendo principles I practice on the road include spotting the suki (when changing lanes) and commit to the change with sutemi. ![]() That is all. |
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HAHAHA!!! I bet that all you guys will start seeing it now!! Its like when you get a new car, you suddenly start noticing all the people around you who are driving the same car! I thought that this was my own secret (secrete?) obsession... now you have cheapened this wonderful, relaxing, meditative experience to a prurient, voyeuristic activity... you have ruined my life... how could you?!!! ...btw... I saw a man yesterday walking along with his hand up his bum-crack... right up to the elbow (at least it was his own...)... does this count? |
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Crabbi, crabbi, crabbi *shaking head*..... Have you found a way to perform your art through a mengane? The mengane could pose a challenge to the amateur... however most online stores stock specially designed nose-hashi ( http://www.ninecircles.co.uk/product...D=444&CatID=38 ) and a suitably bent drinking straw will certainly come in handy... I look forward to meeting you some day... |
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My special talent is similar to yours, Alison, except there are no nose-pickers involved. I seem to be able, at any given moment on my drive into work, to spot mad women applying their make-up whilst at the wheel. It's pretty bad when you spot them overtaking you and doing it but it's nothing short of terrifying when you look in your rearview mirror and see one of 'em roaring towards you. With both hands off the wheel, holding eyeliner or something. AND NOT LOOKING WHERE THEY ARE GOING!
Ahem. Frightens the sh*t outta me every time. |
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what else is there to say?
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My special talent is similar to yours, Alison, except there are no nose-pickers involved. I seem to be able, at any given moment on my drive into work, to spot mad women applying their make-up whilst at the wheel. It's pretty bad when you spot them overtaking you and doing it but it's nothing short of terrifying when you look in your rearview mirror and see one of 'em roaring towards you. With both hands off the wheel, holding eyeliner or something. AND NOT LOOKING WHERE THEY ARE GOING! |
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You can fit THAT up your nose?!?!!? Now Im impressed! It took me a while to visualise the bent drinking straw tho I used to use ordinary chopsticks but had an unfortunate incident whilst facing a wall... someone patted my back rather fiercely and I had to have them surgically removed... really not very dignified... Yes, the straw is a challenge and probably best attempted on your own, in private till you've got the hang of it... just persevere... |
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I have noticed a few young men standing (Strangely almost all at pedestrian crossings) wearing baggy jogging trousers with their hands thrust purposefully down the waist bands apparently "Dusting the trophy cabinet" if you catch my drift. Now this maybe some sort of youth counterculture that i have missed or simply down to the hot weather but can anyone explain the preveilance of the not only this but also the reasons why young gentlemen find it nessesary to wear their jeans/jogging pants 4 size too big and hanging off their arses.
Can they not afford belts? Do they all get hand-me downs from their older much fatter brothers? When will this madness end? With only 14 hours left will Flash Gordon save the earth? |
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ah-hem.... I may not indulge in nostril mining, but Im afraid I have applied makeup whilst driving. I wouldnt overtake tho!!! Its amazing how little of the road you can see when youve got a mascara wand in your eye.
Someone has to try Mengs idea of honking tho, I might do it to a nosepicker.. hehehehe! I dont know what would be more painful, lipstick or finger rammed up a nostril. Lipstick would be funnier tho! :P Rookie... I think thats a Brittish thing... Men here just scratch. Generally from the outside of their pants. Thanks to you I have a mental image of a pasty-bogan-looking brittish guy wearing baggy trackies, sweating in the heat, rummaging around downstairs... *gagging* YUUUUUKKKKKK!!!! revolting creatures!!! |
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