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**Wahwlsnt** · 07-19-2006, 05:41 AM

Just got this, I liked it so much I had to share it...

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is the edge of a vertical drop and on your right side is
A fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and
you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed
as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Answer:

Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're pissed.

**ENGINESSQ** · 07-19-2006, 06:28 AM

i need to change my underpants now. hahaha!

that is the best one i have heard in a long time.

**Trissinas** · 07-19-2006, 10:46 AM

That's old, really. At least in Germany...

Funny, though.

07-19-2006, 05:41 AM	#1
Wahwlsnt Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 412 Senior Member	I had to share this... Just got this, I liked it so much I had to share it... Scenario: You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is the edge of a vertical drop and on your right side is A fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? See Below .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Answer: Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're pissed. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-19-2006, 06:28 AM	#2
ENGINESSQ Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 419 Senior Member	i need to change my underpants now. hahaha! that is the best one i have heard in a long time. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-19-2006, 10:46 AM	#3
Trissinas Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 521 Senior Member	That's old, really. At least in Germany... Funny, though. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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