[fabrizioitwloch]

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

Nice, nice.

"I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just going to bash your brains in."

[JeremyBalll]

Best.Movie...EVER!

I've seen it many times (my cousin got me hooked when i was 7) and i will see it again, the thing is there is always something that i discover when i rewatch it, anyway the kind of work of art that transcends time. I would love to see it in theater.

[pongeystrhjst]

Why? You having an operation soon?

[Maryjasmine]

I've seen it many times (my cousin got me hooked when i was 7) and i will see it again, the thing is there is always something that i discover when i rewatch it, anyway the kind of work of art that transcends time. I would love to see it in theater.

I have it on DVD.
I have the soundtrack on LP and CD.
I have cardboard cutouts somewhere in my garage.
My cell phone plays the main theme as it's ringtone.

Yeah...I guess you can say I liked the movie.
For anyone who has not seen it, it's along the same lines at 7 Samurai in film quality.

[Plulpangepler]

"If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it" -- Albert Einstein

[BigMovies]

who said that?

It got to be Forest Gump

[Freedjome]

"Let our powers combine! Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart!"

"What's the use of worrying about your beard when your head's about to be taken?"

[radikal]

"smile and the world smiles with you, weep and you'll find yourself weeping alone"

[Rategbee]

what? me worry.(alfred e. neuman)

[somozasayre]

"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
-Aldous Huxley

[prearpaccew]

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Rodney Dangerfield

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Woody Allen

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women, chief amonst which is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the 9 reasons for reincarnation. The other 8 are unimportant."
George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor ......)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in mens' magazines because men think: 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."
Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
Rod Stewart

[Sxscdergh]

[quote]"smile and the world smiles with you, weep and you'll find yourself weeping alone"

[AbeldeldepBug]

"get To Da Choppa!"

[ConoMadura]

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."

[mtvlover571]

Says one man, "Our arrows will blot out the sun"


Says the other, "Then we will fight in the shade".

[kenowinnumberss]

"Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question. 'Yes' is the answer."

[Brainpole]

Ahmed, your quote reminds me of "Monty python and the chase for the holy grail" for some reason. Anyone want to start quoting from hat one?

[propolo]

Ahmed, your quote reminds me of "Monty python and the chase for the holy grail" for some reason. Anyone want to start quoting from hat one?

It comes from a new movie coming out called "300". Its looks like it might be a contender for best movie ever, serioiusly, thats how good it looks in the trailer. You should check it out.

As for "monty python and the chase for the holy grail", I cant believe I have still yet to watch it. I have heard so much about it, but just never got up to blockbuster to rent it. Well, I guess ill be renting it tomorrow.

[Slchtjgb]

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."

"I'm feeling kinda...invincible.."

[Lilji]

Ahh, the Minstrels songs from the holy grail were the best:

"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his penis... "

Hehehe, gold!