[RuttyUttepe]

(This isn't serious)

"The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”.

Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favor of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” twenty persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the fourth year peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis und evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united Urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vanted in ze furst plas."

[gastabegree]

Good one lol

[JeffStewart]

That was funny.

[JOR4qxYH]

that was very very funny
i have now stolen it and will email it around
viz vor permichun ov kors

[bUqLfXRI]

lol, good find

[styhorporry]

One of the best I have read. Since it was so clever.

[hellenmoranov]

VeeeDaawbowl Yuuu,,,
Iz in daaaa haaaaowse.....ja?

[sisuarmalmicy]

VeeeDaawbowl Yuuu,,,
Iz in daaaa haaaaowse.....ja?

That was hilarious!

[Seisyvose]

We are sinking...

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/sinking-p1.php

[cucceevevaind]

We are sinking...

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/sinking-p1.php

That one is soo true... So many Germans can't understand (or pronounce) the difference between 'th' and 's'...
Wonderful clip!