[Peptobismol]

I saw a lot of people and professional athletes wearing these quirky wristbands and necklaces so i did a little research and it turns out that these (made by "phiten" a japanese company) bands underwent a "philding" process that somehow dissolved titanium in the bands so that it could help calm the electric pulses generated by the human body...it can also increase blood flow. Anyone have any experience with this? BTW, if you ever wondered what the black band on Ernie Els' wrist, it's a phiten band.

[BokerokyBan]

Yes.
I bought one way back when they first came out many years ago.
It's the LAST time I bought anything without doing my proper homework.
They are 100% pure unfiltered, unmitigated Bullshit.
It is quackery of the highest order, my advice is; do not waste your time or money on those things.
You will receive more health effects from taping a spent Popsicle stick to your forehead.

[bppstorr]

You will receive more health effects from taping a spent Popsicle stick to your forehead.

Hahaha, nice.

[r5YOPDyk]

For anyone with money to burn, I have a better idea. If you pay me a fee, Ill happily throw a chunk of rock at your head containing whatever metal you like - I have ones with copper, tungsten, silver, zinc etc - and my personal favouite - lead.. THAT one will cure your headache. Step right up!!!

for interest: titanium is hadly magnetic and is a very poor electric conductor. Its even less plausable as a therapy than magnets or copper braclets.

[prkddfokic]

For anyone with money to burn, I have a better idea. If you pay me a fee, Ill happily throw a chunk of rock at your head containing whatever metal you like - I have ones with copper, tungsten, silver, zinc etc - and my personal favouite - lead..

Do you have any radioactive ore?
And what do you recommend for best effect, swallowing or strapping to my genitals?

P.S. how long do I have to wait for my super powes to kick in. And is there any way to control what effect(s) I get (I want green eye beams, and the ability to sweet talk women).

[Siliespiriulk]

hmmm.. no radioactive ore unfortunately, but I have heard that asbestos is the best thing to wear to get the green eye beams, and luck with the ladies. You can just sniff it, unlike the phiten crap they "Weave into stockings for massage effect". What a load.

However, when it comes to using radioactive substances to engergise your bioelectric hoosiwhatsists, you should both eat AND strap yellowcake to your abovementioned genitals, whilst standing on your head naked, screaming the "Im a happy little vegemite" song in your local park. That has been proven to have the best effect.

This information is from the latest and most reliable research.

[WrigleyMike]

You will receive more health effects from taping a spent Popsicle stick to your forehead.

he shoots! he scores!
this thread delivers

Ive never gotten into mumbojumbo like special jewelry.
its excessive weight and will only slow you down. what if someones shinai gets stuck in there dont see the health improving side there

Where do I order the cake for my genitals? how should I strap them on? do you have special conducting harnasses that focus all the energy in my nuts? I like my nuts. they deserve the energy.

[Adamdjeffe]

You will receive more health effects from taping a spent Popsicle stick to your forehead.

Does any kind work, or do they have to be titanium?

[GDRussiayear]

Hehehe...sound like one of those quack charms you see advertised in Japanese magazines. My mate posed for one...he was shown to be in bed with this hot chick with a wad of cash in one hand and the charm in other...the ad 'qoutes' him saying, "Ever since I got this charm I have been so lucky! I got a hot babe and money just pours in!"

This was funny because he was, in reality, broke with no women and spent a lot of his money on porn...hahahaha

[Gideleb]

Hehehe...sound like one of those quack charms you see advertised in Japanese magazines. My mate posed for one...he was shown to be in bed with this hot chick with a wad of cash in one hand and the charm in other...the ad 'qoutes' him saying, "Ever since I got this charm I have been so lucky! I got a hot babe and money just pours in!"

This was funny because he was, in reality, broke with no women and spent a lot of his money on porn...hahahaha

its always "a friend" right?

[sniskelsowwef]

You will receive more health effects from taping a spent Popsicle stick to your forehead.

Can I break it a little to fit inside my men, or will that let out all the powers?

Hank.

[joe-salton]

the energies in and around your head dont require the bracelet. the only way to truly become a master of your own mind, and achieve superpowers, is a pyramid shaped structure, made from a special material that looks alot like tinfoil, but trust me, it isnt. and only I can make them. really. it isnt just tinfoil.

order your pyramid shaped head containers now! fits right op top of your men! you'll be able to kiai your oppent to death at ultrahigh frequensies so only dogs and cats would hear it, followed by blood dripping out of their ears, and them not surviving. so dont practice near your favorite household pet. unless its deaf. make sure he isnt pretending to be deaf though. put the pyramid shaped container on your dogs head and call hit mother a bitch, due to the pyramid shaped container he will understand you. unless he's really deaf. then its ok. there's a test for ya.

dont forget to stick your feet it empty kleenex boxes while you're at it. they make great fumikomi. Also put some of my tinf.. special material over your tsuba, the magnetic force wont allow your opponents shinai near you. its so powerfull it even effects bamboo.

so order now! Ive got loads of tinfoil, I mean, special stuff waiting for all of you!

[forotis]

I was really skeptical too, since they advertised it containing "Aqua-titanium"-titanium that is "bonded to water" but on the other hand, Titanium does not dissolve at all, and even if it contains titanium...wouldn't it wash off when it comes into contact with water?? Isn't it false advertising illegal though? Since i think the people who invented the "Q-ray" bracelets got jail time. But to go as far as the MLB and PGA tour...

[crestorinfo]

All quackery.

I was given some of their stick-on improvement products at SENI last year. I stuck 'em on my bokuto.

Now it is fat, lazy and useless, like its owner...

[lLianneForbess]

Now it is fat, lazy and useless, like its owner...

Hey Hey Hey now!
That's no way to talk!




after all, Bokuto have feelings too you know!
LOL

[Gymngatagaica]

is this what we are talking about? http://www.e-bogu.com/SearchResults.asp?Cat=249

if so, i am definately going to buy one. hahahahahaha. no seriously, it can hold my keys and cell phones and stuff.

[Tam04xa]

your gi can hold your wallet and cellphone
last tournament I put my wallet and cellphone in there, then I had to fight earlier then expected, hurried to get my bogu on, fought 2 shiai, took bogu off, and noticed my wallet and cellphone were still in my gi :s didnt had a scratch though!