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**Sydneyfonzi** · 12-12-2006, 10:14 PM

Will the madness ever end?!!!!

(Gods I hope not.)

This guy is a bit of a Rico Suave sort of lad.
Has his own theme music and everything.
Sheer poetry in motion.
(Brain damaged Chimpanze poetry that is.)

**Lymnempomma** · 12-12-2006, 11:04 PM

Haha.

Isnt that the music from 'The Last Samurai'?

**StivRichardOff** · 12-12-2006, 11:15 PM

This reminds me of little kids at my work pretending to be Naruto characters.

**XU8i6ysK** · 12-12-2006, 11:57 PM

...is it just me or is that guy wearing one of those hot topic naruto headbands?

**adarmaSen** · 12-13-2006, 12:02 AM

hahaha! The facial expressions are priceless. Sort of a mix between constipation and Steven Segal.

**Geetiill** · 12-13-2006, 12:17 AM

ROWL! OMG that was great

I wonder what all these twerps think the twirling achieves?

**budumol** · 12-13-2006, 05:59 AM

I'm hoping that someone can provide him with a razorsharp shinken. And then hopefully he will cut of his ears with all this twirling. Maybe we can hold a fund drive to accomplish this or does anyone care to lend his shinken to the "Last Samurai"?

**Suentiend** · 12-13-2006, 06:09 AM

Sort of a mix between constipation and Steven Segal.

ROFL!!!!!

**Gedominew** · 12-13-2006, 07:08 AM

hahaha! The facial expressions are priceless. Sort of a mix between constipation and Steven Segal.

There's a difference?

LOL

**sEe** · 12-13-2006, 08:37 AM

There's a difference?

LOL

I know that Mr. Seagall does Aikido but with this constipated look he would be top of the bill in Iaido!

**art_fan_12** · 12-13-2006, 10:41 AM

Oh deary, deary me. Surely, he must have watched that clip before he posted it on youtube so he must know how terrible it looks. I used to think that I had no sense of shame but I'm damn sure that if I ever perpetrated something that bad on camera, nobody (and I do mean NOBODY) would ever see it.

Still, makes me realise there are sadder people than me out there!

**xyupi** · 12-13-2006, 10:56 AM

There's a difference?

LOL

Arrgh!! You beat me to it!!

**bp9QxekG** · 12-13-2006, 04:21 PM

There's a difference?

LOL

not much, but yes! Segal has a slightly redder, more sweaty expression with glazed eyes, indicating that he actually has diarrhoea and is trying very hard to keep his sphincter closed.

**SypeKifef** · 12-13-2006, 04:40 PM

I'm hoping that someone can provide him with a razorsharp shinken. It actually is a sharp sword. The write-up on it says it is a Paul Chen Orchid katana, which is sharpened. Surprised he hasn't lost fingers yet at the least.

It just amazes me that people continue to put crap like that out on YouTube! I just can't understand why you would want the world to look at you and think "What a moron!" It just floors me!

**aNoBVsUW** · 12-13-2006, 05:10 PM

not much, but yes! Segal has a slightly redder, more sweaty expression with glazed eyes, indicating that he actually has diarrhoea and is trying very hard to keep his sphincter closed.

Whooo hoooo! Allison said Sphincter.

We call it keeping your winky puckered.

**Hpdovoxm** · 12-13-2006, 05:13 PM

Segal puckers his winky like none other!

**cbUDaNFRu** · 12-18-2006, 09:47 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_WiMtd1oy8&search=samurai"]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

**TeLMgNva** · 12-18-2006, 09:54 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_WiMtd1oy8&search=samurai"]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

The second half of the video is where he stands in front of a mirror and jerks off.

**Rexaviennatutr** · 12-18-2006, 09:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_WiMtd1oy8&search=samurai"]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Woohaah! Power Up Iaido/Iaijutsu/Kenjutsu. Don't mess with me!

**IvJlNwum** · 12-18-2006, 10:32 PM

What I would really like to see is tai-ken-bo with live blades and leopard skin leotards.

12-12-2006, 10:14 PM	#1
Sydneyfonzi Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 652 Senior Member	Yet another Backyard Ninjer Will the madness ever end?!!!! (Gods I hope not.) This guy is a bit of a Rico Suave sort of lad. Has his own theme music and everything. Sheer poetry in motion. (Brain damaged Chimpanze poetry that is.) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-12-2006, 11:04 PM	#2
Lymnempomma Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 313 Senior Member	Haha. Isnt that the music from 'The Last Samurai'? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-12-2006, 11:15 PM	#3
StivRichardOff Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	This reminds me of little kids at my work pretending to be Naruto characters. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-12-2006, 11:57 PM	#4
XU8i6ysK Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 368 Senior Member	...is it just me or is that guy wearing one of those hot topic naruto headbands? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 12:02 AM	#5
adarmaSen Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 368 Senior Member	hahaha! The facial expressions are priceless. Sort of a mix between constipation and Steven Segal. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 12:17 AM	#6
Geetiill Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 384 Senior Member	ROWL! OMG that was great I wonder what all these twerps think the twirling achieves? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 05:59 AM	#7
budumol Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 299 Senior Member	I'm hoping that someone can provide him with a razorsharp shinken. And then hopefully he will cut of his ears with all this twirling. Maybe we can hold a fund drive to accomplish this or does anyone care to lend his shinken to the "Last Samurai"? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 06:09 AM	#8
Suentiend Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 516 Senior Member	Sort of a mix between constipation and Steven Segal. ROFL!!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 07:08 AM	#9
Gedominew Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 519 Senior Member	hahaha! The facial expressions are priceless. Sort of a mix between constipation and Steven Segal. There's a difference? LOL Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 08:37 AM	#10
sEe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 547 Senior Member	There's a difference? LOL I know that Mr. Seagall does Aikido but with this constipated look he would be top of the bill in Iaido! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 10:41 AM	#11
art_fan_12 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 465 Senior Member	Oh deary, deary me. Surely, he must have watched that clip before he posted it on youtube so he must know how terrible it looks. I used to think that I had no sense of shame but I'm damn sure that if I ever perpetrated something that bad on camera, nobody (and I do mean NOBODY) would ever see it. Still, makes me realise there are sadder people than me out there! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 10:56 AM	#12
xyupi Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 541 Senior Member	There's a difference? LOL Arrgh!! You beat me to it!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 04:21 PM	#13
bp9QxekG Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 520 Senior Member	There's a difference? LOL not much, but yes! Segal has a slightly redder, more sweaty expression with glazed eyes, indicating that he actually has diarrhoea and is trying very hard to keep his sphincter closed. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 04:40 PM	#14
SypeKifef Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 571 Senior Member	I'm hoping that someone can provide him with a razorsharp shinken. It actually is a sharp sword. The write-up on it says it is a Paul Chen Orchid katana, which is sharpened. Surprised he hasn't lost fingers yet at the least. It just amazes me that people continue to put crap like that out on YouTube! I just can't understand why you would want the world to look at you and think "What a moron!" It just floors me! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 05:10 PM	#15
aNoBVsUW Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 400 Senior Member	not much, but yes! Segal has a slightly redder, more sweaty expression with glazed eyes, indicating that he actually has diarrhoea and is trying very hard to keep his sphincter closed. Whooo hoooo! Allison said Sphincter. We call it keeping your winky puckered. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 05:13 PM	#16
Hpdovoxm Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 523 Senior Member	Segal puckers his winky like none other! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-18-2006, 09:47 PM	#17
cbUDaNFRu Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 451 Senior Member	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_WiMtd1oy8&search=samurai"] AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-18-2006, 09:54 PM	#18
TeLMgNva Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 580 Senior Member	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_WiMtd1oy8&search=samurai"] AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! The second half of the video is where he stands in front of a mirror and jerks off. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-18-2006, 09:56 PM	#19
Rexaviennatutr Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 569 Senior Member	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_WiMtd1oy8&search=samurai"] AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Woohaah! Power Up Iaido/Iaijutsu/Kenjutsu. Don't mess with me! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-18-2006, 10:32 PM	#20
IvJlNwum Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 507 Senior Member	What I would really like to see is tai-ken-bo with live blades and leopard skin leotards. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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