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**Stoottnoiciek** · 12-13-2006, 10:39 AM

We all thought Chuck Norris was unbeatable.

Until Barry Scott came along.

**reachmanxx** · 12-13-2006, 10:43 AM

What?

No, no.....it...it can't be true.

DAMN YOU, BARRY SCOTT!!

**PharmACT** · 12-13-2006, 10:58 AM

You mean that all those Chuck Norris jokes have been in vain??!!! Curses!

**JoesBro** · 12-13-2006, 12:43 PM

Bruce Lee won though..by a small margin.

**joe-salton** · 12-13-2006, 04:44 PM

I dare anyone to try and beat me!!!

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...rd2=paul+smith

**joanbertis** · 12-13-2006, 04:54 PM

My claim to fame is that according to my Aunt, Chuck Norris and his GF used to come over after school to her house and listen to Rock "N Roll records when they were teenagers.
Apparently, back then his name was "Carlos".
Sadly, it appears that he wasn't into Karate at the time, so no godlike action stories.

**WapSaibian** · 12-13-2006, 04:56 PM

I dare anyone to try and beat me!!!

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...rd2=paul+smith

Here ya go!

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...girlish+Kenzan.

**AnriXuinriZ** · 12-13-2006, 05:27 PM

It appears that you have been beaten by your evil twin brother clone,
John Smith!

**oxixernibioge** · 12-13-2006, 11:47 PM

It seems that me and Mr Smith are very close in combat skill, the results alternate between win and lose.

Tried Mozilla 2 against IE7, but damn it IE7 always comes up the winner, i wonder why?!

**Ephedrine** · 12-14-2006, 09:03 AM

Mr Smith, you truly do rule the internet.

**hictchewisa** · 12-14-2006, 10:06 AM

It appears that you have been beaten by your evil twin brother clone, John Smith! Damn!
I thought pitching him into the sea when he was a baby got rid of that threat!

Ah well, at least as kartoffelngeist has shown, I am still more popular than porn!

**TughEmotteTug** · 12-14-2006, 10:12 AM

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...rd2=paul+smith

legion, does not forgive, etc.

**Jeffery** · 12-14-2006, 10:33 AM

I'm the best, I'm unbeatable

**Swidemaiskikemu** · 12-14-2006, 10:38 AM

As we can plainly see here:
Clearly, I am superior to Chicken-Fried-Dog-Excrement.

Yet strangely enough, the "Nose Pickers of America" leave me the lesser man.

(Pulls pensively on pipe)
Hmmmyes.....quite interesting indeed....

**Ikhqgvas** · 12-14-2006, 11:14 AM

hmmmm

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...d2=young+child

not much to brag about here

**Bobdilan** · 12-14-2006, 11:32 AM

Mr. Paul Smith:
Kicking unholy ass on Terrorist Midgets since '02.

**purchasviagra** · 12-14-2006, 12:50 PM

Wikipedia is god!

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...ord2=wikipedia

Actually god beat wikipedia

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...ord2=wikipedia

But science beat god heheh

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...&word2=science

And just for the hell of it, the pen is indeed mighter than the sword
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...en&word2=sword

This is fun

12-13-2006, 10:39 AM	#1
Stoottnoiciek Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 487 Senior Member	Chuck Norris We all thought Chuck Norris was unbeatable. Until Barry Scott came along. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 10:43 AM	#2
reachmanxx Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 542 Senior Member	What? No, no.....it...it can't be true. DAMN YOU, BARRY SCOTT!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 10:58 AM	#3
PharmACT Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 376 Senior Member	You mean that all those Chuck Norris jokes have been in vain??!!! Curses! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 12:43 PM	#4
JoesBro Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 368 Senior Member	Bruce Lee won though..by a small margin. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 04:44 PM	#5
joe-salton Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 464 Senior Member	I dare anyone to try and beat me!!! http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...rd2=paul+smith Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 04:54 PM	#6
joanbertis Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 434 Senior Member	My claim to fame is that according to my Aunt, Chuck Norris and his GF used to come over after school to her house and listen to Rock "N Roll records when they were teenagers. Apparently, back then his name was "Carlos". Sadly, it appears that he wasn't into Karate at the time, so no godlike action stories. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 04:56 PM	#7
WapSaibian Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 452 Senior Member	I dare anyone to try and beat me!!! http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...rd2=paul+smith Here ya go! http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...girlish+Kenzan. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 05:27 PM	#8
AnriXuinriZ Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 434 Senior Member	It appears that you have been beaten by your evil twin brother clone, John Smith! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-13-2006, 11:47 PM	#9
oxixernibioge Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 465 Senior Member	It seems that me and Mr Smith are very close in combat skill, the results alternate between win and lose. Tried Mozilla 2 against IE7, but damn it IE7 always comes up the winner, i wonder why?! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Ephedrine Join Date Dec 2005 Posts 378 Senior Member	Mr Smith, you truly do rule the internet. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-14-2006, 10:06 AM	#11
hictchewisa Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 447 Senior Member	It appears that you have been beaten by your evil twin brother clone, John Smith! Damn! I thought pitching him into the sea when he was a baby got rid of that threat! Ah well, at least as kartoffelngeist has shown, I am still more popular than porn! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-14-2006, 10:12 AM	#12
TughEmotteTug Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 503 Senior Member	http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...rd2=paul+smith legion, does not forgive, etc. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-14-2006, 10:33 AM	#13
Jeffery Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 432 Senior Member	I'm the best, I'm unbeatable Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-14-2006, 10:38 AM	#14
Swidemaiskikemu Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 439 Senior Member	As we can plainly see here: Clearly, I am superior to Chicken-Fried-Dog-Excrement. Yet strangely enough, the "Nose Pickers of America" leave me the lesser man. (Pulls pensively on pipe) Hmmmyes.....quite interesting indeed.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-14-2006, 11:14 AM	#15
Ikhqgvas Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 496 Senior Member	hmmmm http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...d2=young+child not much to brag about here Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-14-2006, 11:32 AM	#16
Bobdilan Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 339 Senior Member	Mr. Paul Smith: Kicking unholy ass on Terrorist Midgets since '02. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-14-2006, 12:50 PM	#17
purchasviagra Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 414 Senior Member	Wikipedia is god! http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...ord2=wikipedia Actually god beat wikipedia http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...ord2=wikipedia But science beat god heheh http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...&word2=science And just for the hell of it, the pen is indeed mighter than the sword http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...en&word2=sword This is fun Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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