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Old 11-29-2006, 01:12 PM   #1
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Underground Etiquette is an article I found quite humorous.
Here in L.A., we have the recently built Metrolink, and more ubiquitous, are the buses, which I take each morning two and from the massive sky scraping terrorist magnet in which I drag my monotonous carcass to work each day.

The rules stated for the "tubes" in Britain I find are essentially universal in nature, and will work just as well anywhere cheap bastards like myself congregate for mass conveyance.


What I want to know is,
What in blazes is a "nutter?"

Enjoy.

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Old 11-29-2006, 01:17 PM   #2
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No one cares about that crap Kenzan, you would be better off learning how to fondly yourself. If somone needs to survive the subway its a little thing called evolution and adaptation. If you dont adapt you dont survive, and if you do adapt you evolve, oh just a little pulse beat in natures grand design,,,,, I would advise you ( Thou wilt not listen) to get a new job.
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:19 PM   #3
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I think I've found my answer for the definition of the word "nutter."
Thank you.
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:24 PM   #4
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Spot on...
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:48 PM   #5
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No one cares about that crap Kenzan, you would be better off learning how to fondly yourself. If somone needs to survive the subway its a little thing called evolution and adaptation. If you dont adapt you dont survive, and if you do adapt you evolve, oh just a little pulse beat in natures grand design,,,,, I would advise you ( Thou wilt not listen) to get a new job.
wtf dude? and for the record it's *fondle* you idiot.
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:55 PM   #6
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vBulletin MessageYou must spread some Reputation around before giving it to flagnuts again.


...bummer. There are times when I'd like to see this one pushed in front of the bus.
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Old 11-29-2006, 05:57 PM   #7
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No one cares about that crap Kenzan,,,,,, I would advise you ( Thou wilt not listen) to get a new job.
Cmon, noone found that slightly amusing? Plus, it evoked kenzan's witty comeback that was equally, if not funnier.
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Old 11-29-2006, 09:39 PM   #8
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I agree with the section about guys sitting down and then spreading their legs apart so they encroach on the space of the people next to them. Grrr!!

And of course, my favourite : nose pickers.
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Old 11-30-2006, 02:26 AM   #9
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I agree with the section about guys sitting down and then spreading their legs apart so they encroach on the space of the people next to them. Grrr!!
Next time you sit down, put a tennis ball between your legs and see how much your legs spread apart!

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Old 11-30-2006, 05:29 AM   #10
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Women can't understand, unless they get a sex change that is.
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Old 11-30-2006, 05:56 AM   #11
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I think I've found my answer for the definition of the word "nutter."
Superbly done there, sir...
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Old 11-30-2006, 06:11 AM   #12
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Try it just now: put your fist between your legs and see what the most comfortable way to sit is.
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Old 11-30-2006, 06:14 AM   #13
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Asside from the size factor, there's the which kind of ventilation system a man is using.
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Old 12-01-2006, 05:16 PM   #14
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I can understand that you cant really sit with your legs together, but there is always one guy who's sitting as if he is giving birth to a watermellon. Virtually doing the sideways splits. I always have to restrain myself from slapping him between the legs, and as his knees shoot together, sitting down saying "much better, thankyou".

And if your balls are as big as a fist, I think you should see a doctor.
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Old 12-02-2006, 04:55 AM   #15
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I can understand that you cant really sit with your legs together, but there is always one guy who's sitting as if he is giving birth to a watermellon. Virtually doing the sideways splits. I always have to restrain myself from slapping him between the legs, and as his knees shoot together, sitting down saying "much better, thankyou".

And if your balls are as big as a fist, I think you should see a doctor.
Hmm. I seem to remember another thread where you talked about smacking a guy in his happy sack. Now, I'm no therapist but I suspect you have some kind of testicle-based hatred complex. Tell me, do you regularly tsuki below the waist during jigeiko?
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Old 12-02-2006, 05:02 AM   #16
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I think you all should be ashamed, asking a girl to put a fist between her legs...
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Old 12-02-2006, 05:09 AM   #17
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Hmm. I seem to remember another thread where you talked about smacking a guy in his happy sack. Now, I'm no therapist but I suspect you have some kind of testicle-based hatred complex. Tell me, do you regularly tsuki below the waist during jigeiko?
I hope for the sake of what's between you legs that you don't sit as if you're giving birth.
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Old 12-02-2006, 07:20 AM   #18
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Hmm. I seem to remember another thread where you talked about smacking a guy in his happy sack. Now, I'm no therapist but I suspect you have some kind of testicle-based hatred complex. Tell me, do you regularly tsuki below the waist during jigeiko?
I believe Freud already thought of that...
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Old 12-02-2006, 07:43 AM   #19
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I think you all should be ashamed, asking a girl to put a fist between her legs...
Well done sir, I salute you.
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Old 12-02-2006, 11:07 AM   #20
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I think you all should be ashamed, asking a girl to put a fist between her legs...
Hahahaha someone gave me negative rep for that... I am a winner!!!!!
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