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**yatrahnualenu** · 07-03-2006, 01:40 AM

Ask Scott, I just made him soke

Lets here it from the expert, please tell me sir, what is wrong with my statement?

find out for yourself

kid

**Zjohkrbi** · 07-03-2006, 01:44 AM

Kensen,

This is for you.

**bZEUWO4F** · 07-03-2006, 01:46 AM

So I’m a dyslectic Dutch guy, it's still better than you English. And I know how and when to push the [enter] button.

Nothing wrong with being dyslexic and dutch... could be worse i suppose!

I think the kendo-world forum should be the founders of Internet-ryu... there could be PC kata and laptop kata (possibly like dai-to and kodachi kata) - if you can use both i bow down! Instead of bogu we have firewalls? Any ideas, cuz that would be so cool. Seeing as we're creating our own art i think we should all award ourselves 10th dans in it of course - it's what the tit who stands outside my work and hands out leaflets for his own "school" - aikidote. His dojo looks like his font room with a tatami coloured rug put down and the sofa moved!

**Neitteloxesia** · 07-03-2006, 01:48 AM

find out for yourself

kid

I'm the kid here? So I wrote here instead of hear.

I'm pleasantly surprised, you can write! Wow. Now if you can concentrate on that [enter] button issue of yours, we might actually get along. Ohhh no, I forgot you're a backyard samurai, the enemy of JSA. We can't be friends.

BTW you still haven't told us who you really are, kid. An older "wise" man would never act like you. So how old are you really? 13, 14? Come on tell us, we want to know who we're making fun of.

**StizePypemype** · 07-03-2006, 01:51 AM

Play nicely now T!! Or Auntie Kitty will be mad with u!

**sandracuk** · 07-03-2006, 01:52 AM

Sorry

, wasn't meant for you, I forgot to use the quote thingy

**suilusargaino** · 07-03-2006, 01:53 AM

Oi you two - sod off... this thread is for self-teachers...

**Kiariitf** · 07-03-2006, 01:56 AM

We're working on creating a new ryu, leave us alone, or your'e no longer the soke

**StitlyDute** · 07-03-2006, 01:57 AM

Oi you two - sod off... this thread is for self-teachers...

I AM a self-teacher - i taught myself the mystic art of Ni-hashi ryu.... the use of two chopsticks! I hav many students and followers, although many of them can only use one

Auntie Kitty is here to make sure all you children play nicely, is all. (image of old lady in carpet slippers with knitting and a pot of tea!)

now, T, this new ryu... what should we call it... Internet ryu doesn't sound very mystical - needs to be japanesey or we won't get budding students by their thousands focking to our technician's cupboard... ahem, i mean dojo!!

**portoskins** · 07-03-2006, 01:59 AM

won't get budding students by their thousands focking to our technician's cupboard... ahem, i mean dojo!!

You may wanna edit your spelling for this one...

**anxpuna** · 07-03-2006, 02:03 AM

now, T, this new ryu... what should we call it... Internet ryu doesn't sound very mystical - needs to be japanesey or we won't get budding students by their thousands focking to our technician's cupboard... ahem, i mean dojo!!

What do you think of internito-ryu. The art of (typing with) two fingers?

**Gogogo** · 07-03-2006, 02:09 AM

oops!

didn't notice that one... i meant FLOCKING people.... FLOCKING!!!!

**mvjvz** · 07-03-2006, 02:11 AM

What do you think of internito-ryu. The art of (typing with) two fingers?

oooh! nice one! Who's the O-sensei? Scott?

**GuitarLoverBe** · 07-03-2006, 02:14 AM

Keep me out of this. I have no time to be soke, what with all my BYB baiting I have to get done...

**NumStulpata** · 07-03-2006, 02:16 AM

hee hee, you can jut be our spiritual leader then... for our joseki we can have a pic of u!!

**neonasafluni** · 07-03-2006, 02:20 AM

How about calling the desktop PC a daitop or a deskto and the laptop a shotop or a lapto? (according to kitten's idea) and the kata... hmm... how do we then define strikes? I mean: Ipponme strike - nuki - strike. How to translate this into written language?

Ah, Mister Kensenbatubla: Usually I am a very, very polite man who can withstand idiots like you for long, long time. But the more shit you are posting the more I can't hold myself and just want to make fun of you. I feel that with every new KW-Noob with internet-ryu experience who is older, wiser and much more skilled than all of us together and would beat the crap out of us, my politeness wanes and the ability to stay calm and see it through an objective view becomes weaker and weaker and I just wanna argue and make fun of them.. Hmm, perhaps a new internet-phenomenon?

BTW: kensenboy, yo, good ol' kensenbuddy who shows that he is as smart as a kensenbrick: You should have realised that you are started being mobbed by (nearly) a whole forum within less than one month. Great achievement! Ah and don't be so stupid trying to offend us anymore. There are only two ways:
1) admit that you have no dojo and that you don't know anything about JSA (this means japanese sword art, right?), we will find you a dojo (if you tell us where you live), you will say that you weren't right, we will say sorry for making fun of you, everything will be all right, forgiven and forgotten. Just two steps on this road: 1. Admitting 2. Getting to a dojo
2) STFU and GO because without setting a foot on way numero 1) you won't find any friends in this forum. You will be mobbed worse and worse that's the only result. So it's better just to go or to choose way 1)

**Clielldub** · 07-03-2006, 02:23 AM

is this like the 12 step program for backyard samurai?

that's a good idea... i think we should start a website and see how many hits we get!!!

**ClaudeMarkus** · 07-03-2006, 02:29 AM

Do you know what's the worst? Except of reading threads like that one with the bacon-sword thing that makes most fun for me is argueing with guys like kensenboy... That's pretty sad, I think.

**Zebrabitch** · 07-03-2006, 02:36 AM

Yeah, these forums are trainwreck tv.

Good for exchanging knowledge, keeping in touch with friends and taking the piss out of wannabees.

**D6Ri5u13** · 07-03-2006, 02:37 AM

Yeah, these forums are trainwreck tv.

Good for exchanging knowledge, keeping in touch with friends and taking the piss out of wannabees.

henman

beckham

wooney

and scott

great people

great dreams

dreams

dreams

on and on

07-03-2006, 01:40 AM	#21
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07-03-2006, 01:46 AM	#23
bZEUWO4F Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 489 Senior Member	So I’m a dyslectic Dutch guy, it's still better than you English. And I know how and when to push the [enter] button. Nothing wrong with being dyslexic and dutch... could be worse i suppose! I think the kendo-world forum should be the founders of Internet-ryu... there could be PC kata and laptop kata (possibly like dai-to and kodachi kata) - if you can use both i bow down! Instead of bogu we have firewalls? Any ideas, cuz that would be so cool. Seeing as we're creating our own art i think we should all award ourselves 10th dans in it of course - it's what the tit who stands outside my work and hands out leaflets for his own "school" - aikidote. His dojo looks like his font room with a tatami coloured rug put down and the sofa moved! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 01:48 AM	#24
Neitteloxesia Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 350 Senior Member	find out for yourself kid I'm the kid here? So I wrote here instead of hear. I'm pleasantly surprised, you can write! Wow. Now if you can concentrate on that [enter] button issue of yours, we might actually get along. Ohhh no, I forgot you're a backyard samurai, the enemy of JSA. We can't be friends. BTW you still haven't told us who you really are, kid. An older "wise" man would never act like you. So how old are you really? 13, 14? Come on tell us, we want to know who we're making fun of. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 01:51 AM	#25
StizePypemype Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 479 Senior Member	Play nicely now T!! Or Auntie Kitty will be mad with u! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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sandracuk Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 674 Senior Member	Sorry , wasn't meant for you, I forgot to use the quote thingy Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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suilusargaino Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 593 Senior Member	Oi you two - sod off... this thread is for self-teachers... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 01:56 AM	#28
Kiariitf Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 389 Senior Member	We're working on creating a new ryu, leave us alone, or your'e no longer the soke Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 01:57 AM	#29
StitlyDute Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 485 Senior Member	Oi you two - sod off... this thread is for self-teachers... I AM a self-teacher - i taught myself the mystic art of Ni-hashi ryu.... the use of two chopsticks! I hav many students and followers, although many of them can only use one Auntie Kitty is here to make sure all you children play nicely, is all. (image of old lady in carpet slippers with knitting and a pot of tea!) now, T, this new ryu... what should we call it... Internet ryu doesn't sound very mystical - needs to be japanesey or we won't get budding students by their thousands focking to our technician's cupboard... ahem, i mean dojo!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 01:59 AM	#30
portoskins Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 386 Senior Member	won't get budding students by their thousands focking to our technician's cupboard... ahem, i mean dojo!! You may wanna edit your spelling for this one... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 02:03 AM	#31
anxpuna Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 572 Senior Member	now, T, this new ryu... what should we call it... Internet ryu doesn't sound very mystical - needs to be japanesey or we won't get budding students by their thousands focking to our technician's cupboard... ahem, i mean dojo!! What do you think of internito-ryu. The art of (typing with) two fingers? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 02:09 AM	#32
Gogogo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 393 Senior Member	oops! didn't notice that one... i meant FLOCKING people.... FLOCKING!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 02:11 AM	#33
mvjvz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 590 Senior Member	What do you think of internito-ryu. The art of (typing with) two fingers? oooh! nice one! Who's the O-sensei? Scott? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 02:14 AM	#34
GuitarLoverBe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 426 Senior Member	Keep me out of this. I have no time to be soke, what with all my BYB baiting I have to get done... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 02:16 AM	#35
NumStulpata Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 453 Senior Member	hee hee, you can jut be our spiritual leader then... for our joseki we can have a pic of u!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 02:20 AM	#36
neonasafluni Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 365 Senior Member	How about calling the desktop PC a daitop or a deskto and the laptop a shotop or a lapto? (according to kitten's idea) and the kata... hmm... how do we then define strikes? I mean: Ipponme strike - nuki - strike. How to translate this into written language? Ah, Mister Kensenbatubla: Usually I am a very, very polite man who can withstand idiots like you for long, long time. But the more shit you are posting the more I can't hold myself and just want to make fun of you. I feel that with every new KW-Noob with internet-ryu experience who is older, wiser and much more skilled than all of us together and would beat the crap out of us, my politeness wanes and the ability to stay calm and see it through an objective view becomes weaker and weaker and I just wanna argue and make fun of them.. Hmm, perhaps a new internet-phenomenon? BTW: kensenboy, yo, good ol' kensenbuddy who shows that he is as smart as a kensenbrick: You should have realised that you are started being mobbed by (nearly) a whole forum within less than one month. Great achievement! Ah and don't be so stupid trying to offend us anymore. There are only two ways: 1) admit that you have no dojo and that you don't know anything about JSA (this means japanese sword art, right?), we will find you a dojo (if you tell us where you live), you will say that you weren't right, we will say sorry for making fun of you, everything will be all right, forgiven and forgotten. Just two steps on this road: 1. Admitting 2. Getting to a dojo 2) STFU and GO because without setting a foot on way numero 1) you won't find any friends in this forum. You will be mobbed worse and worse that's the only result. So it's better just to go or to choose way 1) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 02:23 AM	#37
Clielldub Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 518 Senior Member	is this like the 12 step program for backyard samurai? that's a good idea... i think we should start a website and see how many hits we get!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 02:29 AM	#38
ClaudeMarkus Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 443 Senior Member	Do you know what's the worst? Except of reading threads like that one with the bacon-sword thing that makes most fun for me is argueing with guys like kensenboy... That's pretty sad, I think. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 02:36 AM	#39
Zebrabitch Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 634 Senior Member	Yeah, these forums are trainwreck tv. Good for exchanging knowledge, keeping in touch with friends and taking the piss out of wannabees. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 02:37 AM	#40
D6Ri5u13 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 561 Senior Member	Yeah, these forums are trainwreck tv. Good for exchanging knowledge, keeping in touch with friends and taking the piss out of wannabees. henman beckham wooney and scott great people great dreams dreams dreams on and on Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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