[dubGucKcolo]

The technique for the first video seems like an awful lot to kill someone...

Anyone else remember Carl Douglas doing "Kung Fu Fighting" and doing the moves. Kim's demo at the interview reminded me of that for some reason.

All together now:

Everybody was kung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lighting
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing.

[Rurcextedutty]

What's this guy done for the world lately?

Erotic ninjer stories?

Err, this is not bullshit guys. You can buy this.

He is also a member of Jackass, you know.

(with the emphasis on 'member'...)

[Donadoni1809]

B: How does one learn to be a Ninja?

AK: One cannot learn to be a Ninja, one must be born a Ninja and then discover that he or she is on that Path. In olden times, babies as young as three months would be taken from their mothers and tested by the clan elders. Sometimes they were tossed into a pool or river to see if they would come to the surface, an indication they possessed the necessary survival instinct. Of course, none were permitted to drown, but a parent was forbidden to rescue his child too soon, as this was an indication of his own lack of confidence in the infant. True Ninjitsu is not for everyone, only a few are chosen to learn the Silent Way.

JB: Why is that?

AK: Because the true Ninja has virtually unlimited power and can affect the course of history.


this sounds like a training ad for a JEDI

[WGRocky]

mmh

You'll think the 'silent ones' would never appear on the telly to show their secret techniques to the world.

Incidentally, does anyone know how to do the 'touch of death'?, a ninja just dropped from the ceiling and is making funny noises, I think he's cracked his head on the kitchen worktop...

[hhynmtrxcp]

Am I the only person that finds it very ironic that you can find a Ninjutsu school if you want? Shouldn't (by the very nature of the whole Ninja thing) they be almost impossible to find?

[clomoll]

Ahhhh man, not him again. A-Kim (he could be a rapper, like vanilla Ice , he sucks to) is the best known ninja fraud of the world. I'm still supriced that there are folks worship this idiot. How can you not see he's a fake.

Done ranting, no wait. Some more: The vids on youtube had some funny (or nasty, which is the same thing in this case ) remarks, but the truth (or nasty remarks, which is the same thing in this case ) was deleted and now all those remarks of how great this fool is are still on youtube.

[loolitoertego]

Incidentally, does anyone know how to do the 'touch of death'?, a ninja just dropped from the ceiling and is making funny noises, I think he's cracked his head on the kitchen worktop...

I am afraid the situation is getting more urgent, he's come back around and tells me he will be totally flipping after he self heals...

[SusanSazzios]

Oh, how about this BS. A-Kim goes kickboxing . What a load of crap. The kickboxer is a fake, he suck or was bought. Because even I can do better than that and sparring at my gym is harder that what is shown on the vid (and it's suposed to be a fight!), and I suck (I mean, I really suck, I'm horrible). A bunch of impossible moves, horrible/impossible take downs, kicks you see comming for miles. For crying out loud, only an idiot (A-Kim) fights with his hand down. The kicks that floor the kickboxer (yeah, right) around 2:00/2:04 easy to block/deflect because you can see then comming, even for someone who is sparring for the first time. It's a freaking set up (geezz what a suprise), it's so obvious. And come on a KO like that? It's as fake as a high quality Van Damme movie. A kickboxer losing his balans like that and take down with a flying kick? WTF was he thinking: Was he fantasizing he was Bruce Lee movie?

And again, the sceptic comments (and the truth) where removed and the comments made by the idiots that worship this moron are still on there, because A-Kim is a legend in his own mind and in the minds of a small group of losers with no social life expect the A-kim ninja board

Done ranting (for now).

[Fouttysotlalf]

lol I didnt know ninjas wore white t-shirts. that was pretty entertaining, definately a 40 year old virgin.

[easypokergonj]

does he remind you Napoleon dynamite's brother?

love the bad porn mustache
love the adult size Halloween costume
love the disclaimer that he didn't practice in the basement of his parents house

but...
no shell
no like pizza
no giant rat or master shredder
no aliens from dimension X
no ninja star
No ninja vanish
no virginity vanish

too many no fo me yo

[nretdjuend]

Guys! Have you posted this on E-budo yet?

[arrasleds]

There's a whole section of bullshido.com dedicated to this guy. Its classic, not to mention videos where he tells the haters off, and describes his hand in the "Black Belt Council".

[jacknates]

haha the enunciate against those who oppose him us teh re@l Sh!t !!!

[Phouepou]

Sorry, I meant bullshido.net.

[mireOpekrhype]

2 words: Retardation incarnate

[werkeeque]

I've just had a horrible thought....What if Ashida kim, with his dark forces of ninjitsu. Teamed with the sword skills of Phil Elmore. Would they come to Kendo world looking for us... Woahhhhh No more mezcal for me!

[popsicesHoupe]

they already have guards of their skillz looking for everyones disrespecting them everywhere adn all the time so don´t try to play the smart-ass on them, they´ll always find out anyway and ZLY2 JOO D4WN W1Z Z33R SK1LLZ.

[Loovikeillilen]

Erotic ninjer stories?

The Amorous Adventures of Ashida Kim

The Amorous Adventures of Ashida Kim is the chronicle of his fifth trip to a local women's lavatory in the service of Seat Sniffer International as a sexually deprived operative. His "cover story" at that time was being a "tranny in a brothel." These are the tales of the ladies he met and 'helped' during that turbulent period, that provide a glimpse into how the "real" world works, behind the scenes, inside the secret meetings, and how real ultimate warriors behave, regardless of the venue of their employment.

As a first person narrative, it also provides a certain degree of insight into the mind of martial master pervert and panty afficianado - Ashida Kim. Rumor had it at one time that this property would be the screenplay for a soon to be released instructional video on recognizing sexual deviants. Those plans did not materialize because 100% of all seat sniffing incidents dropped after Kim was arrested. The script, however, is still available. Oh, my Lordy...

[JosephNF]

Oh, my Lordy...

My Perv-o-Meter just exploded.

[Cajlwdvx]

oh, i'm learning more about him.. how interesting...


http://ashidakim.com/10k.html

ROTFL!! hahahaha, Wow... What on earth was all that?? And to think people actually swallow that.

I read about him on e-budo ages ago, but never came across this amazing bit of fluff before. That was so darned funny!! I sometimes wonder if he ever has had a non-delusional moment in his life. Pretty sad, really. He can't notice how ridiculous he comes off as.

Kaoru