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Old 02-10-2007, 09:29 AM   #1
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I normally dont waste time watching or commenting on these types but this guy is way out there. Enjoy.

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?ei...o.com%26b%3D11
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Old 02-10-2007, 09:39 AM   #2
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THAT WAS CRAP!!! what a bad way to start the day.
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Old 02-10-2007, 09:49 AM   #3
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Ye Gods.

Looky Looky at his Ninjerly Website.

http://aijeetkwonkaratedo.com/

..I wonder if he teaches Karage-Ryu or Tonkatsu-Do...
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Old 02-10-2007, 09:50 AM   #4
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That was great!!! Made my day!
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Old 02-10-2007, 09:53 AM   #5
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That was pretty funny! I loved your comment on his video!
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:02 AM   #6
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I'm gonna check E-budo forum for this guy. If he aint there, who wants to honor of educating the masses of his existance over there?
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:03 AM   #7
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I love the "rules"

2. No drinking of any liquid in the dojo.

So I guess dehydration is part of the training.


9. Never raise your fist to the master, for it is the grounds for immediate dismissal.

I am sure this rule in geared to older students, who paid good money for years only to realize later that they were cheated.


10. Never disobey the master.

What if he tells you to "Sweep the Leg?"


19. Never enter dojo with street clothes.

Hmm..So I guess he is condoning walking around town with your Uwagi on the way to and from class.
Yeah..That's real respectful alright..maybe he sees it as free advertising.
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:09 AM   #8
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I couldnt find anything obvious on E-budo..So I guess it is open season for anyone with an account over there to spread the word
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:09 AM   #9
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if anyone has a couple of minutes check out the site he gives corespondence courses and pod cast iaido training...

its a sad day ...
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:17 AM   #10
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Heeeheheee..
Here's the "Creed"

The Pledge Of Ai Jeet Kwon

I pledge to uphold the Creed of Ai Jeet Kwon

I pledge to stand for justice and truth
(And the American Way! Way to go Superman!)

I pledge to abide by the laws of God and Country

(Bubba, Ya'll's mixin' them thar Religions within' yer kahrahte there.)

And help my fellow man

I pledge to work toward becoming a complete
and responsible martial artist

(Yes..Just like "The Master")

and only use Karate when the situation
allows no other course of action.

Hmm This one is fairly ambiguous...("I done kilt that dude 'causn he wouldn't 'pologize fer 'eatin mah Moon Pie...there t'wert no 'nother course 'a action yer honor, 'cause mah honor wuz at stake.")


Holy cow!
This site is a TREASURE TROVE for NINJERLY GOODNESS!!

He even has OAR KATA!

http://aijeetkwonkaratedo.com/PAGE28.HTM
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:24 AM   #11
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Hmmm.....

http://aijeetkwonkaratedo.com/IAIDOB~1.HTM

AI JEET KWON KARATE DO, INC. OFFERS LIVE BROADCAST IN THE TRADITIONAL USAGE OF THE ART THAT THE SAMURAI WERE EDUCATED IN. THIS ART IS OFFERED TO ADULT MEMBERS 21 YEARS OF AGE AND OLDER ONLY. THE AGE VERIFICATION IS BY THE PAYMENT THROUGH PAYPAL. ANY FALSAFICATON OF AGE WILL BE DEALT WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. THERE WILL BE NO ACCEPTANCE OF UNDER AGE PARTICIPATION. THE ART OF IAIDO, KENDO & BOKUTO IS AN EXTREMELY DEMANDING ART AND IS NOT MEANT FOR MINORS. THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THIS PRACTICE IS FOR MATURE PARTICIPANTS ONLY.

THE STUDY OF IAIDO, KENDO & BOKUTO IS OFFERED THROUGH (BUY NOW) FEATURE OFFERED THROUGH PAYPAL. WHEN YOU USE THIS FEATURE, YOUR E-MAIL IS THE KEY TO ADMISSION. IF THERE IS NO REGISTERED E-MAIL, YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED INTO THE VIEWING OF THE CLASS.


Soooooo....If you lie about your age......He's going to kill you?
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:31 AM   #12
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Holy cow!
This site is a TREASURE TROVE for NINJERLY GOODNESS!!

He even has OAR KATA!

http://aijeetkwonkaratedo.com/PAGE28.HTM
Holy hugging moddaa o'got....
As I read, I thought it was pretty much the same as all previous grand-master-soke-sifu-shihan-hanshi-sensei.... but.... this.... oar kata.... can't..... hold it....

OMG, THIS GUY IS SUPREME!!!!!
If you can learn kata with an oar, I bet you can kill demons with yer bare hands!!!!
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:35 AM   #13
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Musashi must be spinning in his grave.

Somebody get Cthulh...I mean ScottUK in here!
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:36 AM   #14
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I love the "rules"

2. No drinking of any liquid in the dojo.

So I guess dehydration is part of the training.

9. Never raise your fist to the master, for it is the grounds for immediate dismissal.

I am sure this rule in geared to older students, who paid good money for years only to realize later that they were cheated.


10. Never disobey the master.

What if he tells you to "Sweep the Leg?"


19. Never enter dojo with street clothes.

Hmm..So I guess he is condoning walking around town with your Uwagi on the way to and from class.
Yeah..That's real respectful alright..maybe he sees it as free advertising.
I know, that part cracked me up too it was like he made his whole creed, rules, and website all in 1 hour.
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:43 AM   #15
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Wow I didnt bother the check out his site. This guy is a master wanker.
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:48 AM   #16
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I find this guy highly amusing ) Lol just lookin at some of the things he does here http://aijeetkwonkaratedo.com/PAGE16.HTM is hilarious. I can't believe there is an Oar Kata.... ..... ... this guy is great.... lol
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:05 AM   #17
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2. No drinking of any liquid in the dojo.
So I guess dehydration is part of the training.
Actually, that is a rule we go by as well. If it is necessary we will have a short drinking brake outside of the dojo area.

But I agree that this guy is absolutely hillarious!
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:18 AM   #18
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Why is the bullshitter pretty much always overweight and hairy?
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:20 AM   #19
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Why is the bullshitter pretty much always overweight and hairy?
You sir, have just answered your own question.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:42 AM   #20
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I've never seen videos posted as animated GIFs before.

http://aijeetkwonkaratedo.com/LIVEBL~1.gif

And

Ai Jeet Kwon Karate Do....

This is Tae Kwon Do meets Jeet Kune Do meets Karate?? A Korean, Chinese, Japanese mixed martial art?
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