[Appenianags]

"Why are Guns and Roses named such when there isn't anyone named 'Guns' in the band?"

Who cares?
They suck anal canal

[Elitiachirl]

Except that the moral isn't to keep your phone clean. The real reason they died is that they launched all the supposedly useless people into space, including telephone sanitizers. The consequence of that was the telephone-born disease.

Would it have the same effect if we did the same to politicians?

Sorry, thread drift. I'll get me coat!

[foonlesse]

Who cares?
They suck anal canal

That's a new one! You can get arrested for doing that - a bit like Muffin the Mule! (only older Brits will get that one).

Sorry, thread drift again. I'll keep quiet!

[Eunatis]

Sparv, this is a Wikiless quiz. Conform or feel the horrible wrath of Khan.

[jinnamys]

Infectious disease spread by dirty phones Or was it a giant space goat ?

Edit: oops, quite late...

[JOR4qxYH]

Sorry, that was sort of mean...
Gomen!

Ok...I'm game:

"If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?"

But seriously,

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

and

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

[neniajany]

JCM's go. Stick to the rules guys.

[ulnanVti]

Sorry, that was sort of mean...
Gomen!

Ok...I'm game:

"If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?"

There are lots of Ho's in Amsterdam - look in the windows.

But seriously,

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

They light up but the light doesn't shine very far!

and

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Okay, you got me there - why?

[entaifsfets]

Fortunately you are too late. Answers provided sans wikipedia...

I wasn't too late, I just did not want to kill the fun.

To answer to kenzan:

I guess: flammable: able to flame.
inflammabe: probably closer from latin, "in" means something like "putting in". (inflammable is used in french with the same meaning BTW, but flammable does not exist).

The second one: depend on the speed of the other objects from your point of view. If they are closing in at light speed, you will never see them before getting hit.

Edit: I'm saying the same as Decado.

[Mister.levitra]

Here's an easy one:

On the cartoon show "Famility Guy" what did Stewie do to John Lennon as an act of revenge?

[HoqCBYMl]

I think I got it... He introduced Yoko Ono to John Lennon?

[h98hhYxM]

Correct!

You are on now.

[worldofwarcraft]

Ah! That is a nearly internet-proof question!

Guess the wing span.

BTW, do you know why the image is not included in the post?

[Unrersvar]

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

It doesn't.

Flammable means something that will burn when it is set fire to.

Inflammable means something can set alight through intense heat.

See. I listened during my fire safety talk at work. Unless this is wrong in which case I forgot. But i don't think it is in which case I am right. So there.

[avitalporatova]

Ooh do I get to ask a question.

Okay.

How many grooves does an average Long Playing record of 33 1/3 rpm have if it plays for 30 minutes each side? PLease note the number of song tracks is immaterial.

[BodoidearoLew]

It has 2 grooves, one on each side.

[AlekseyZubkov]

Well done. You win a cookie.

Your go methinks

[avaiptutt]

Who is the man often credited for the re-emergence of skateboarding in the mid-70s and why?

[Kafuuil]

Ah! That is a nearly internet-proof question!

Guess the wing span.

BTW, do you know why the image is not included in the post?

Hard to tell, is that a model or the full size sailplane?

[orbidewa]

Full size.