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Old 06-20-2007, 05:16 AM   #1
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Default For all you losers who can't get a real girl
http://jo-jo.net/ariane/dateariane/default.htm

Quality waste of an afternoon. Amongst other things I have seen the chick naked passed out on her kitchen table, got a stiffy in her hot tub, skinny dipped and felt her mates mams, and gone shopping naked. My mate has managed to get some action in, but only once.

This is genius.
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:18 AM   #2
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Yeah, it's cool. It was hard explaining to the missus what I was doing though. Thought I was in deep shit, she thought it was some weird porn or something!!
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:24 AM   #3
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I give up. Can't believe how much time I wasted on that. As you say, quality waste of an afternoon.

*waiting for Jo to come and make jokes about me and girls...*
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:29 AM   #4
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No no. I'm leaving you alone. I know you had a hard time coming out to your parents the other day.... are you still sleeping in the box i sent you?

Baym

And yes, I am always this much of an arse.

just back from a JC's feast and currently on a sugar high.
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:33 AM   #5
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So how long before someone copies this game and re-mods it so the girl looks like Paris Hilton or *insert yer favorite babe here*
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:37 AM   #6
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No no. I'm leaving you alone. I know you had a hard time coming out to your parents the other day.... are you still sleeping in the box i sent you?

Baym

And yes, I am always this much of an arse.

just back from a JC's feast and currently on a sugar high.
The box was much appreciated.
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Old 06-20-2007, 07:45 AM   #7
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Ariane's server is down. Too many kenshis without girlfriends I think . There is a download link: download ariane Still "dating"!
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Old 06-20-2007, 07:52 AM   #8
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There's no "Make me a sammich" button.

What a gyp.
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:19 AM   #9
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I gave her some loving in the hot tub after she won the amatuer strip competition. Man, this is midly entertaining.....
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:27 AM   #10
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There's no "Make me a sammich" button.

What a gyp.
Nor is there a "Pimp slap" option.... most disappointing!

This is kinda like Ganjiro Girl. Couldn't find a link for it but last time i saw it was 5 years ago on FHM.com.

Dirty programmers!
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:25 AM   #11
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From the game FAQ (have you found it yet?):

"In a span of two months, I had 2,860,785 dates. I have been kissed 1,107,743 times, and have drank 723,600 adult beverages.
I have had 1,727,474 meals. I have taken my top off 336,171 times and my boobs have been fondled 307,394 times. I have gotten naked 211,065 times, 26,516 times in public places, 5,445 with an audience watching. Had sex 63,398 times, been massaged to orgasm 22,776 times, and went down 6,711 times. Only 22,581 slept over night with me in my bed. They are the real special ones, the one in a million guys... or more accurately, the 7893.29 in a million guys."

Sleeping over has roughly the same pass percentage as the hachidan exam (22,581 sleepovers out of 2,860,785 dates) or 0.79%. One's time might be better spent doing suburi...
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:47 AM   #12
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I did her .
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Old 06-20-2007, 11:48 AM   #13
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Hur hur, arf




That is all.
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Old 06-20-2007, 11:54 AM   #14
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I did her .
I did her sister.

And yours too.
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:23 PM   #15
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You're jealous . If you want a trick for the game: alcohol is your friend.
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:50 PM   #16
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I used cash.
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:37 PM   #17
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She was a lot more work than real women.

Mind, some of you will not know this as you have not met real women yet
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Old 06-20-2007, 02:37 PM   #18
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where's the cheat code?
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Old 06-20-2007, 02:38 PM   #19
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There are probably some walkthrough on the web.
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Old 06-20-2007, 02:44 PM   #20
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where's the cheat code?
(Sigh)....might as well break the news to him.....
(Lights pipe)
(Places leg upon tree stump and places arm around your shoulder.)

"M'boy.....I'm afraid I've got some rather shocking news for you..
Your mother and I, well, we've tried to protect you all these years, but uh...we feel you're old enough now to finally handle the truth.....

And that truth is.............that when it comes to women...

(looks off pensively into the sunset..)

The truth is........(fights back a bit of mistiness)...

"...There just ain't no cheat codes, boy...in fact....no codes at all!"


(cracks beer)

The good news is, You'll find that this helps!!


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