[AbraroLib]

That's not true! That's impossible!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


But then, what if I end up drinking all the beer and pass out

[zibTefapparia]

You'll find she's married you.

[yespkorg]

I found a walkthrough on a forum, but I've lost the link. So I attach it here, just for you . Stop crying Kyung!Walkthrough.txt definitely a +rep for The Great I Am.

[Audi_z]

This is far more confusing than real girls, and more than a touch less classy. Still, maybe i should take a camera on a date, that proved interesting.

[G778G9P0]

"In a span of two months, I had 2,860,785 dates. I have been kissed 1,107,743 times, and have drank 723,600 adult beverages.
I have had 1,727,474 meals. I have taken my top off 336,171 times and my boobs have been fondled 307,394 times. I have gotten naked 211,065 times, 26,516 times in public places, 5,445 with an audience watching. Had sex 63,398 times, been massaged to orgasm 22,776 times, and went down 6,711 times. Only 22,581 slept over night with me in my bed. They are the real special ones, the one in a million guys... or more accurately, the 7893.29 in a million guys."

Yeah, slut.

[Guloqkcm]

You're jealous . If you want a trick for the game: alcohol is your friend.

Hey, that trick works in real life, too!










Er.......I mean........So I'm told, anyway.

[ArrichMer]

Yeah, slut.[/FONT]

Slut's an understatement lol. She must be an open house or something. That's a lot of dates in 2 months.

[letittbe]

Slut's an understatement lol. She must be an open house or something. That's a lot of dates in 2 months.

Now now,

we all need these very generous young ladies to help perfect our lack of technique

[fotodemujerahldesnugdo]

Oh no,

you bad bad bad girl.

I now have a vision of you going low on this scantily clad nymphette type.

Stay calm Lee....think of cloud formations...okay Cumulus, Alto-stratus....er err




aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghh

[Toscoropreark]

No,

You've spelt that wrong. Its'

Oh good Lord Lee.

I know I try to play down my royal connections but for you I will make an exception

[Snuddyentaine]

No,
I know I try to play down my royal connections but for you I will make an exception

The Windsor of Widdling, I presume?

[Extinimot]

Nope,

the Baron of Bonking

[AntonioMQ]

You'll find she's married you.

I'm going to stare at a beautiful girl and start drinking and when I wake up she better be my wife. My life has new meaning now. You are a blessing, sir

[Lydiaswingert]

Problem is...


all girls look beautiful when you have been drinking..

it is the next morning when you sober up when you find out the REAL truth.

Best leave the weddings until then methinks

[DarrenBent]

Nope,

the Baron of Bonking

Bonk:
Jargon term by endurance athletes, primarily cyclists and long-distance runners, to describe a condition when the athlete suddenly loses energy and fatigue sets in, usually caused when glycogen stores in the liver and muscles are depleted, resulting in a major performance drop.

hee hee!


Earl of Hurl?

[outfinofulpv]

Funny that , the word Shag
has two similiar meanings.

Shag and Bonk can mean the same thing as sex and 'shagged out' means drop dead tired.

Liked "earl of hurl"

but whatabout Duke of Puke

[Npbfamgt]

My grandmother told me that I should always compliment a girl when out on a date. I wish I could tell her, "Golly, that doctor did a great job on your tits, the nipple placement looks really natural."

Betcha that would get me helmet polished.

[hacyOrgachbic]

...or bitten off.