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Philosophy in a Can

Beer!!!

[MaugleeRobins]

If you are able to walk calmly in one direction, while those about you run screaming in the other...



...you've missed something.

[Kausilwf]

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

[Audi_z]

''Never give advice, inteligent people don't needed and stupid people won't listen to it''

[Quvwcxqx]

Beer!!!

there has to be more to life than beer.. just that, i can't think of any right now..

pete

[ronaldasten]

oh.. while i was at er the other week, i found out morphine is better than beer for about 30 sec, then found out i get this rather nasty headache from morphine.. shame..

pete

[disappointment2]

there has to be more to life than beer.. just that, i can't think of any right now..

There's 42.

[AlissBart]

In Labore Frvctvs

[budumol]

"a gentleman will walk but never run."

which has two readings in my book:

1. try to avoid problems and discussions, but when confronted with an inevitable problem/situation, head it straight and solve it. dont slack or it will only grow bigger.

2. try to be nice to everyone even if theyre somewhat annoying, hurtful, insulting and overall touching your morale, but don't just ever let anyone step on you or abuse you. a good slap through the face is in order should that be the case!

"fool me once and its your fault, fool me twice and i'll beat the living sh¡t out of you!!" lol jk.

and i love the signature of one of my korean friends(girl): "if you break my heart, i'll break your nose." that's so cute.


and momma used to say... like is like a box of chocolates....... lol jk.

[incizarry]

When I had that as my sig quote when I was working at my previous job, some manager actually wrote me back and chewed me out because "Christians believe not just because they want to believe in something worthwhile, but because they believe the Bible is true."[/url]

Oh, boy, the silly debates we Christians have among ourselves. I am always reminded of C.S. Lewis, who might have said, in much more eloquent terms, "Hey, lighten up. What works for me may not work for you."

Okay, this ain't philosophy so much, but the NSC translation of Go Rin No Sho reads,

"The way of the warrior is the twofold way of the sword and the brush."

As a writer and kendo guy, that really appeals to me, but beyond that I think it means clutivate two sides of yourself, the physical and the mental, the destructive and the creative, etc.

[Reatclaplen]

there has to be more to life than beer.. just that, i can't think of any right now..

pete

There is more than beer........ its called Single Malt Scotch! 15yrs and up please.

[benderkoz]

Normally I would quote something from the Bible, but in keeping with the spirit of this website, I'll pick my favorite Napoleon quote:

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

[Lapsiks]

Oh, boy, the silly debates we Christians have among ourselves. I am always reminded of C.S. Lewis, who might have said, in much more eloquent terms, "Hey, lighten up. What works for me may not work for you.".

W. C. Fields: "A man's got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink."

[Knqzjbmf]

Secondhand Lions: "Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things that a man needs to believe in the most: that people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love, true love, never dies... No matter if they're true or not, a man should believe in those things because those are the things worth believing in."

One of my favorite movies ever.

[koebforfrn]

"The giant Grof was hit in one eye by a stone, and that eye turned inward so that it looked into his mind, and he died of what he saw there." - Patricia A. McKillip, from "The Forgotten Beasts of Eld"

[gueremaisse]

"Trying is the first step towards failure"
/Homer Simpson

[beonecenry]

why are you reading this?

Wow, Kagerou-san.... that is most profound!

[Nashhlkq]

"Never up.. never in"

[infarrelisam]

"Never up.. never in"

I think they make a pill for that now.......
My favorite quote from those commercials is

"If you have an Erec**** lasting more than four hours, seek medical help."

[fuslssdfaa]

"If you have an Erec**** lasting more than four hours, seek medical help."

To heck with that noise. If that ever happens to me, I'm seeking the nearest Sorority house!