a very british xmass play - DiscussWorldIssues - Socio-Economic Religion and Political Uncensored Debate

**Kneeniasy** · 11-21-2009, 05:59 AM

I think we should put a xmass play on for the world, a few ideas
neil ..........wise man
scott........jesus, I know its not god but its close
andy watson, pete west,............ kings
gothm........ angle
fukuryu.........shepard ( I know hes not inglish but he digs the humor)

sats......the perv
yugay....the donkey or the victim as we know him
still learning......tax collector/english teacher both as popular as each other
kea ..........inn keeper
fred..........joseph
steph dd ......mary .....happy baby
lets get it together we will let yugay be the director/dictator

**UTHZzJ6f** · 11-21-2009, 06:25 AM

Only if me and my shinai get to be King Herod. I had the starring role in my primary school Christmas play, so you know I'm qualified. I'll send you a CV.

Disclaimer: May ruin everything.

Edit: Surely Budo_Angel should be the, uh...."Angle"

**SkatrySkith** · 11-21-2009, 09:17 AM

You left out The Holy Spirit - yes I know he belongs to the pilot program but anyway. If your not to hard on the typecasting I guess Sats could be a candidate for this.The idea of virgins and conception might be appealing to him...

**Htb48JBf** · 11-21-2009, 09:21 AM

I don't remember a perv being in any Christmas plays I've seen....

**brraverishhh** · 11-21-2009, 10:10 AM

I don't remember a perv being in any Christmas plays I've seen....

You're not watching the right ones then!

**pepBarihepe** · 11-21-2009, 10:10 AM

well I don't want to be an Angel...can't you put a little devil instead ????
and I vote for Sats being the Holly Spirit and what should 1 Cut be...hmmm. let's see....we can't let him speak because it would ruin the play sooo....any ideas ?

**12Dvop4I** · 11-21-2009, 10:14 AM

Weren't there quite a few ass in the manger? I mean really it's a very nobel creature.

**happyman** · 11-21-2009, 11:31 AM

Weren't there quite a few ass in the manger? I mean really it's a very nobel creature.

Soooooooo wish I could posrep that comment!!

**AdvertisingPo** · 11-21-2009, 04:13 PM

Soooooooo wish I could posrep that comment!!

BAM! Pos-repped

You're not watching the right ones then!

Point me in the right direction!

**NvrNoNowX** · 11-22-2009, 09:19 AM

Point me in the right direction!

Head to your nearest video store and ask for the specials under the counter

**suilusargaino** · 11-24-2009, 12:06 AM

I don't remember a perv being in any Christmas plays I've seen....

they usually directed the ones we were in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ok 1 st dan u got the part........i want to be the inn keeper. wraith you can be a pearly king and goth you can be salami way hay

**steerryGritly** · 11-24-2009, 01:27 AM

A few relatively pertinent suggestions her.

Let's develop this idea with a filmic theme.
Try Star Wars and Star Trek...... for examples.

I think we should put a xmass play on for the world, a few ideas
neil ..........wise man You can have that one...
scott........jesus, Ryker
andy watson, pete west,............ kings....... or High Jedi
gothm........ angle
fukuryu.........shepard why not spell it correctly - SHEPHERD
sats......the perv.......... Yoda........ or Quark
yugay....the donkey........ lets call it an ASS
still learning......tax collector/english teacher Obi Wan...... of course
kea ..........inn keeper...Did you mean 'Kaa' - How 'bout Jabba the Hutt
fred..........joseph Don't know him....... therefore the one that beams down simply to be cannon-fodder...?
steph dd ......mary ......... a naked Vulcan....... (invented character... but 'why not'?) ........ perhaps ship's counsellor....
lets get it together we will let yugay be the director/dictator

Any grievance or insult taken........ there you go!

**duawLauff** · 11-24-2009, 02:44 AM

kea ..........inn keeper...Did you mean 'Kaa' - How 'bout Jabba the Hutt
Any grievance or insult taken........ there you go!

Well as my body now painfully remember this weekend's two days naginata taikai I certainly walk as elegantly as Jabba ...

And as inn keeper I will be in charge of the bar - right?! So 1Cut - hands off - this is soo my part!

...

**salomal-qask** · 11-24-2009, 06:32 AM

Well as my body now painfully remember this weekend's two days naginata taikai I certainly walk as elegantly as Jabba ...

And as inn keeper I will be in charge of the bar - right?! So 1Cut - hands off - this is soo my part!

...

ok kaa you got the inn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! could I be the visiting alien

**RafaelYV** · 11-24-2009, 06:56 AM

ok 1 st dan u got the part........i want to be the inn keeper.

Sweet I finally got a part in the school play. Yeahhhhhhhh.........

**iH1wMOhE** · 11-25-2009, 12:31 AM

ok i will start , the rules are the first one to post in the part gets it.
bethlehem, judea, 1BC..............joe " Mary do we really have to go and visit your cousin, its a long way and its winter out there, all thay way for a baby shower, you are only going to show her how slim you are, i tell you its not nice shes the size of a house at the moment, and you can take those killer heels off and put your sandles on, I dont want you on the donkey after a few miles moaning about your feet...........I keep telling you that you will end up with bunions"

**FreeOEMcheapestPHOTOSHOP** · 11-25-2009, 12:42 AM

Oh and what would you like for christmass this year, I didnt get you anything ast year........................would you hurry up you said you were almost there an hour ago !!!!!!!

**panholio** · 11-25-2009, 12:43 AM

Oh and what would you like for christmass this year, I didnt get you anything last year........................would you hurry up you said you were almost there an hour ago !!!!!!!

**Weislenalkata** · 11-25-2009, 12:46 AM

ok i will start , the rules are the first one to post in the part gets it.
bethlehem, judea, 1BC..............joe " Mary do we really have to go and visit your cousin, its a long way and its winter out there, all thay way for a baby shower, you are only going to show her how slim you are, i tell you its not nice shes the size of a house at the moment, and you can take those killer heels off and put your sandles on, I dont want you on the donkey after a few miles moaning about your feet...........I keep telling you that you will end up with bunions"

WHERE DO I START?

Punctuation, grammar & spelling......... up to normal standard, I see.

...its winter out there,.... in Judea? Would one notice?

...all thay way for a baby shower,.... spelling - and using Americanisms!

...put your sandles on,.... SANDALS!

...I dont want you on the donkey after a few miles moaning about your feet..
??? iF SHE IS ON THE DONKEY... WHY WOULD SHE BE COMPLAINING ABOUT HER FEET?

...with bunions,...... 2 x 'n's in the middle......

TOSS POT!

**Brareevor** · 11-25-2009, 12:53 AM

thanks ....................i bet you were a great teacher.....r u going to play or wat

11-21-2009, 05:59 AM	#1
Kneeniasy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 435 Senior Member	a very british xmass play I think we should put a xmass play on for the world, a few ideas neil ..........wise man scott........jesus, I know its not god but its close andy watson, pete west,............ kings gothm........ angle fukuryu.........shepard ( I know hes not inglish but he digs the humor) sats......the perv yugay....the donkey or the victim as we know him still learning......tax collector/english teacher both as popular as each other kea ..........inn keeper fred..........joseph steph dd ......mary .....happy baby lets get it together we will let yugay be the director/dictator Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-21-2009, 06:25 AM	#2
UTHZzJ6f Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 420 Senior Member	Only if me and my shinai get to be King Herod. I had the starring role in my primary school Christmas play, so you know I'm qualified. I'll send you a CV. Disclaimer: May ruin everything. Edit: Surely Budo_Angel should be the, uh...."Angle" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-21-2009, 09:17 AM	#3
SkatrySkith Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 596 Senior Member	You left out The Holy Spirit - yes I know he belongs to the pilot program but anyway. If your not to hard on the typecasting I guess Sats could be a candidate for this.The idea of virgins and conception might be appealing to him... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-21-2009, 09:21 AM	#4
Htb48JBf Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 413 Senior Member	I don't remember a perv being in any Christmas plays I've seen.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-21-2009, 10:10 AM	#5
brraverishhh Join Date Jan 2006 Posts 5,127 Senior Member	I don't remember a perv being in any Christmas plays I've seen.... You're not watching the right ones then! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-21-2009, 10:10 AM	#6
pepBarihepe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 487 Senior Member	well I don't want to be an Angel...can't you put a little devil instead ???? and I vote for Sats being the Holly Spirit and what should 1 Cut be...hmmm. let's see....we can't let him speak because it would ruin the play sooo....any ideas ? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-21-2009, 10:14 AM	#7
12Dvop4I Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 549 Senior Member	Weren't there quite a few ass in the manger? I mean really it's a very nobel creature. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-21-2009, 11:31 AM	#8
happyman Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 423 Senior Member	Weren't there quite a few ass in the manger? I mean really it's a very nobel creature. Soooooooo wish I could posrep that comment!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-24-2009, 12:06 AM	#11
suilusargaino Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 593 Senior Member	I don't remember a perv being in any Christmas plays I've seen.... they usually directed the ones we were in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ok 1 st dan u got the part........i want to be the inn keeper. wraith you can be a pearly king and goth you can be salami way hay Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-24-2009, 01:27 AM	#12
steerryGritly Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 317 Senior Member	A few relatively pertinent suggestions her. Let's develop this idea with a filmic theme. Try Star Wars and Star Trek...... for examples. I think we should put a xmass play on for the world, a few ideas neil ..........wise man You can have that one... scott........jesus, Ryker andy watson, pete west,............ kings....... or High Jedi gothm........ angle fukuryu.........shepard why not spell it correctly - SHEPHERD sats......the perv.......... Yoda........ or Quark yugay....the donkey........ lets call it an ASS still learning......tax collector/english teacher Obi Wan...... of course kea ..........inn keeper...Did you mean 'Kaa' - How 'bout Jabba the Hutt fred..........joseph Don't know him....... therefore the one that beams down simply to be cannon-fodder...? steph dd ......mary ......... a naked Vulcan....... (invented character... but 'why not'?) ........ perhaps ship's counsellor.... lets get it together we will let yugay be the director/dictator Any grievance or insult taken........ there you go! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-24-2009, 02:44 AM	#13
duawLauff Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 617 Senior Member	kea ..........inn keeper...Did you mean 'Kaa' - How 'bout Jabba the Hutt Any grievance or insult taken........ there you go! Well as my body now painfully remember this weekend's two days naginata taikai I certainly walk as elegantly as Jabba ... And as inn keeper I will be in charge of the bar - right?! So 1Cut - hands off - this is soo my part! ... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-24-2009, 06:32 AM	#14
salomal-qask Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 516 Senior Member	Well as my body now painfully remember this weekend's two days naginata taikai I certainly walk as elegantly as Jabba ... And as inn keeper I will be in charge of the bar - right?! So 1Cut - hands off - this is soo my part! ... ok kaa you got the inn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! could I be the visiting alien Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-24-2009, 06:56 AM	#15
RafaelYV Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 454 Senior Member	ok 1 st dan u got the part........i want to be the inn keeper. Sweet I finally got a part in the school play. Yeahhhhhhhh......... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-25-2009, 12:31 AM	#16
iH1wMOhE Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 420 Senior Member	ok i will start , the rules are the first one to post in the part gets it. bethlehem, judea, 1BC..............joe " Mary do we really have to go and visit your cousin, its a long way and its winter out there, all thay way for a baby shower, you are only going to show her how slim you are, i tell you its not nice shes the size of a house at the moment, and you can take those killer heels off and put your sandles on, I dont want you on the donkey after a few miles moaning about your feet...........I keep telling you that you will end up with bunions" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-25-2009, 12:42 AM	#17
FreeOEMcheapestPHOTOSHOP Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 412 Senior Member	Oh and what would you like for christmass this year, I didnt get you anything ast year........................would you hurry up you said you were almost there an hour ago !!!!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-25-2009, 12:43 AM	#18
panholio Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 409 Senior Member	Oh and what would you like for christmass this year, I didnt get you anything last year........................would you hurry up you said you were almost there an hour ago !!!!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-25-2009, 12:46 AM	#19
Weislenalkata Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 429 Senior Member	ok i will start , the rules are the first one to post in the part gets it. bethlehem, judea, 1BC..............joe " Mary do we really have to go and visit your cousin, its a long way and its winter out there, all thay way for a baby shower, you are only going to show her how slim you are, i tell you its not nice shes the size of a house at the moment, and you can take those killer heels off and put your sandles on, I dont want you on the donkey after a few miles moaning about your feet...........I keep telling you that you will end up with bunions" WHERE DO I START? Punctuation, grammar & spelling......... up to normal standard, I see. ...its winter out there,.... in Judea? Would one notice? ...all thay way for a baby shower,.... spelling - and using Americanisms! ...put your sandles on,.... SANDALS! ...I dont want you on the donkey after a few miles moaning about your feet.. ??? iF SHE IS ON THE DONKEY... WHY WOULD SHE BE COMPLAINING ABOUT HER FEET? ...with bunions,...... 2 x 'n's in the middle...... TOSS POT! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-25-2009, 12:53 AM	#20
Brareevor Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 389 Senior Member	thanks ....................i bet you were a great teacher.....r u going to play or wat Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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