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**Cemeuncex** · 11-25-2009, 02:27 AM

thanks ....................i bet you were a great teacher.....r u going to play or wat

I AM playing;
..... I have taken the role as critic!

**wrardymar** · 11-25-2009, 04:20 AM

I AM playing;
..... I have taken the role as critic!

oh fair enuffski..................you could be herod

**Smabeabumjess** · 11-25-2009, 04:31 AM

oh fair enuffski..................you could be herod

ummm this guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herod_the_Great
or this guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herald

What do I gain if I decide to participate in this madness ?

**BruceCroucshs** · 11-25-2009, 04:39 AM

well you get to put a dark gothic side to the nativity play / story

**AlexanderDrew** · 11-25-2009, 04:44 AM

hurry up mary it cant take this long to get ready, listen the birds are up and singing............I think its a thrush............... it is..............and irritating the hell out of me !!!!!!!!!!!

**Arrocousa** · 11-25-2009, 04:45 AM

ummm this guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herod_the_Great
or this guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herald

What do I gain if I decide to participate in this madness ?

I guess eternal fame, headaches, diminishing language skills, weird costumes, and getting to hang out with people who practice hard but never seem to break out in a sweat.
Oh did I mention the obligatory constipated look on your face when you practice with them?
It sounds like a good deal. I guess you'll have to hurry to sign up for the awesomest rollercoaster ride of your life.............

**wJswn5l3** · 11-25-2009, 04:51 AM

Oh did I mention the obligatory constipated look on your face when you practice with them?

in this case I think i'll pass....

**zithromaxlinks** · 11-25-2009, 07:50 AM

...you could be herod...

Nah!

He was too fond of kids!

**wrewsTear** · 11-26-2009, 12:27 AM

Nah!............ what the f--k language is that.........did you mean no.............and as for bunions,,,,well onions replace the o with bu it made sense 2 me, inglish is a stupid language only the english could make up.............and as for Mary's feet, i didn't say how tall the donkey was so it would be possible that her feet would be dragging in the sand........and it doesn't look like anybody wants to do the Christmas play anyway.

**rockboyzaza** · 11-26-2009, 01:11 AM

and it doesn't look like anybody wants to do the Christmas play anyway.

That’s because you don’t have any ninjas …..what kind of play is it if it doesn’t have even one single ninja ?!?!?

**ebBPxIai** · 11-26-2009, 04:02 AM

nobody knows where they are !!!! this wont allow me to use my favorite lines in the nativity play " yes we have on suite or not " and "its a girl" ah sure never mind it will be snowing soon hoooooooooraaaaaaay

**Theariwinna** · 11-26-2009, 05:55 AM

You left out The Holy Spirit - yes I know he belongs to the pilot program but anyway. If your not to hard on the typecasting I guess Sats could be a candidate for this.The idea of virgins and conception might be appealing to him...

Yes it does yes it does!

I don't remember a perv being in any Christmas plays I've seen....

Thats because 1cut is a F-wit.

well I don't want to be an Angel...can't you put a little devil instead ????
and I vote for Sats being the Holly Spirit and what should 1 Cut be...hmmm. let's see....we can't let him speak because it would ruin the play sooo....any ideas ?

The gnostic word for angel was 'demon' (or Daemon); will that do?

Can't let 1cut speak; you can't stop the bugger.

He honestly has verbal diarrhoea.

nobody knows where they are !!!! this wont allow me to use my favorite lines in the nativity play " yes we have on suite or not " and "its a girl" ah sure never mind it will be snowing soon hoooooooooraaaaaaay

You are a shit director. Crap at casting as well

You should have picked horror movies as your theme.

Bill would be nosferatu.
Scott would be ????
I would be ???
Gothmel as ????

Asd you can see I have given this as much thought as you did originally; but I would cast you as

Chucky!!

Oh yes!!

**c-cialis** · 11-26-2009, 06:31 AM

Asd you can see I have given this as much thought as you did originally; but I would cast you as

Chucky!!

Oh yes!!

Oh how much posrep can I give for that comment?! Almost made me spit my tea over the keyboard!

**Saad Khan** · 11-26-2009, 06:43 AM

Oh how much posrep can I give for that comment?! Almost made me spit my tea over the keyboard!

well we can start a little posrep fund for him. That'll cheer him up.

**EbrsaRynleot** · 11-26-2009, 02:23 PM

well we can start a little posrep fund for him. That'll cheer him up.

not as much as you posting pic of you in basque

**blogforloversxx** · 11-27-2009, 12:35 AM

not as much as you posting pic of you in basque

bad boy sats this is supposed to be the Christmas play for gods sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**MontyP@thon** · 11-27-2009, 12:48 AM

not as much as you posting pic of you in basque

Well I have been in San Sebastian and Bilbao...

- but usually nativity plays tries to focus geographically more to the east, for some reason.

**Mambattedge** · 11-27-2009, 12:59 AM

Chucky!!

Surely you mean CHUNKY.....?

**ZZipZZipe** · 11-27-2009, 03:39 AM

I'm still missing the swords and blood fountains in this play. First scene usually starts with a massacre doesn't it?
And of course the bushido hierarchy is missing...
Emperor (or king): you! woman! give birth to a new heir, now!
Mary: hai! sumimasen... wanders of to a stable. fails and commits seppuku.
Then the wise men from the er. .east.. that would be the USA from Japan.... so three wise men from the wild west it is!
this story could go wrong quite nicely. If only Kurosawa were still alive. :-)

**gomosopions** · 11-27-2009, 05:12 AM

Well I have been in San Sebastian and Bilbao...

- but usually nativity plays tries to focus geographically more to the east, for some reason.

Well side stepped. I must improve my skulduggery to catch you out I see

Surely you mean CHUNKY.....?

No, Chucky is a fat little evil thing which delights in causing as much misery and mayhem as possible.

I think that is 1cut to a tee

I'm still missing the swords and blood fountains in this play. First scene usually starts with a massacre doesn't it?
And of course the bushido hierarchy is missing...
Emperor (or king): you! woman! give birth to a new heir, now!
Mary: hai! sumimasen... wanders of to a stable. fails and commits seppuku.
Then the wise men from the er. .east.. that would be the USA from Japan.... so three wise men from the wild west it is!
this story could go wrong quite nicely. If only Kurosawa were still alive. :-)

Thing is 1cut should have gone OT rathet than NT. The OT has lots of battles and 'begetting'.

So we could have included lots of swords and blood as well as some mention of Asianbabes.com

11-25-2009, 02:27 AM	#21
Cemeuncex Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 407 Senior Member	thanks ....................i bet you were a great teacher.....r u going to play or wat I AM playing; ..... I have taken the role as critic! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-25-2009, 04:20 AM	#22
wrardymar Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 423 Senior Member	I AM playing; ..... I have taken the role as critic! oh fair enuffski..................you could be herod Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-25-2009, 04:31 AM	#23
Smabeabumjess Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 547 Senior Member	oh fair enuffski..................you could be herod ummm this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herod_the_Great or this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herald What do I gain if I decide to participate in this madness ? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-25-2009, 04:39 AM	#24
BruceCroucshs Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 718 Senior Member	well you get to put a dark gothic side to the nativity play / story Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-25-2009, 04:44 AM	#25
AlexanderDrew Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 609 Senior Member	hurry up mary it cant take this long to get ready, listen the birds are up and singing............I think its a thrush............... it is..............and irritating the hell out of me !!!!!!!!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-25-2009, 04:45 AM	#26
Arrocousa Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 530 Senior Member	ummm this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herod_the_Great or this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herald What do I gain if I decide to participate in this madness ? I guess eternal fame, headaches, diminishing language skills, weird costumes, and getting to hang out with people who practice hard but never seem to break out in a sweat. Oh did I mention the obligatory constipated look on your face when you practice with them? It sounds like a good deal. I guess you'll have to hurry to sign up for the awesomest rollercoaster ride of your life............. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-25-2009, 04:51 AM	#27
wJswn5l3 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 396 Senior Member	Oh did I mention the obligatory constipated look on your face when you practice with them? in this case I think i'll pass.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-25-2009, 07:50 AM	#28
zithromaxlinks Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 560 Senior Member	...you could be herod... Nah! He was too fond of kids! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-26-2009, 12:27 AM	#29
wrewsTear Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 401 Senior Member	Nah!............ what the f--k language is that.........did you mean no.............and as for bunions,,,,well onions replace the o with bu it made sense 2 me, inglish is a stupid language only the english could make up.............and as for Mary's feet, i didn't say how tall the donkey was so it would be possible that her feet would be dragging in the sand........and it doesn't look like anybody wants to do the Christmas play anyway. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-26-2009, 01:11 AM	#30
rockboyzaza Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 414 Senior Member	and it doesn't look like anybody wants to do the Christmas play anyway. That’s because you don’t have any ninjas …..what kind of play is it if it doesn’t have even one single ninja ?!?!? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-26-2009, 04:02 AM	#31
ebBPxIai Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 406 Senior Member	nobody knows where they are !!!! this wont allow me to use my favorite lines in the nativity play " yes we have on suite or not " and "its a girl" ah sure never mind it will be snowing soon hoooooooooraaaaaaay Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-26-2009, 05:55 AM	#32
Theariwinna Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 730 Senior Member	You left out The Holy Spirit - yes I know he belongs to the pilot program but anyway. If your not to hard on the typecasting I guess Sats could be a candidate for this.The idea of virgins and conception might be appealing to him... Yes it does yes it does! I don't remember a perv being in any Christmas plays I've seen.... Thats because 1cut is a F-wit. well I don't want to be an Angel...can't you put a little devil instead ???? and I vote for Sats being the Holly Spirit and what should 1 Cut be...hmmm. let's see....we can't let him speak because it would ruin the play sooo....any ideas ? The gnostic word for angel was 'demon' (or Daemon); will that do? Can't let 1cut speak; you can't stop the bugger. He honestly has verbal diarrhoea. nobody knows where they are !!!! this wont allow me to use my favorite lines in the nativity play " yes we have on suite or not " and "its a girl" ah sure never mind it will be snowing soon hoooooooooraaaaaaay You are a shit director. Crap at casting as well You should have picked horror movies as your theme. Bill would be nosferatu. Scott would be ???? I would be ??? Gothmel as ???? Asd you can see I have given this as much thought as you did originally; but I would cast you as Chucky!! Oh yes!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-26-2009, 06:31 AM	#33
c-cialis Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 486 Senior Member	Asd you can see I have given this as much thought as you did originally; but I would cast you as Chucky!! Oh yes!! Oh how much posrep can I give for that comment?! Almost made me spit my tea over the keyboard! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-26-2009, 06:43 AM	#34
Saad Khan Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	Oh how much posrep can I give for that comment?! Almost made me spit my tea over the keyboard! well we can start a little posrep fund for him. That'll cheer him up. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-26-2009, 02:23 PM	#35
EbrsaRynleot Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 543 Senior Member	well we can start a little posrep fund for him. That'll cheer him up. not as much as you posting pic of you in basque Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-27-2009, 12:35 AM	#36
blogforloversxx Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 350 Senior Member	not as much as you posting pic of you in basque bad boy sats this is supposed to be the Christmas play for gods sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-27-2009, 12:48 AM	#37
MontyP@thon Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 523 Senior Member	not as much as you posting pic of you in basque Well I have been in San Sebastian and Bilbao... - but usually nativity plays tries to focus geographically more to the east, for some reason. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Mambattedge Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 460 Senior Member	Chucky!! Surely you mean CHUNKY.....? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-27-2009, 03:39 AM	#39
ZZipZZipe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 482 Senior Member	I'm still missing the swords and blood fountains in this play. First scene usually starts with a massacre doesn't it? And of course the bushido hierarchy is missing... Emperor (or king): you! woman! give birth to a new heir, now! Mary: hai! sumimasen... wanders of to a stable. fails and commits seppuku. Then the wise men from the er. .east.. that would be the USA from Japan.... so three wise men from the wild west it is! this story could go wrong quite nicely. If only Kurosawa were still alive. :-) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-27-2009, 05:12 AM	#40
gomosopions Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 467 Senior Member	Well I have been in San Sebastian and Bilbao... - but usually nativity plays tries to focus geographically more to the east, for some reason. Well side stepped. I must improve my skulduggery to catch you out I see Surely you mean CHUNKY.....? No, Chucky is a fat little evil thing which delights in causing as much misery and mayhem as possible. I think that is 1cut to a tee I'm still missing the swords and blood fountains in this play. First scene usually starts with a massacre doesn't it? And of course the bushido hierarchy is missing... Emperor (or king): you! woman! give birth to a new heir, now! Mary: hai! sumimasen... wanders of to a stable. fails and commits seppuku. Then the wise men from the er. .east.. that would be the USA from Japan.... so three wise men from the wild west it is! this story could go wrong quite nicely. If only Kurosawa were still alive. :-) Thing is 1cut should have gone OT rathet than NT. The OT has lots of battles and 'begetting'. So we could have included lots of swords and blood as well as some mention of Asianbabes.com Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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