Where has your head been?

Those comments are obviously from someone who does not watch him week in week out.

He is not the most underrated back man in the WAFL, he is the most underrated player in the WAFL.

Don't know who you barrack for, but on his day (and he has plenty of them) I will back him against any forward you have.

Couldn't you get a kick?

Did it hurt?

Did you tell the umpire?

Yes but I retired years ago.

What's your excuse?

Checkmate, game over forever