[NeroASERCH]

(All the gang in a five star hotel, the waiter places the food on the table and leaves, Goundamani is shouting to catch the waiter's attention)

Goundamani : Dei, Segappu Sattai, Die Segappu Sattai
Kamal : Kathaadhayya idhu Five Star Hotel
G (in a barely audible voice): Ye Se-ga-pp-u Sa-tt-ai Ye Se-ga-pp-u Sattai
Kamal: Unakku Ennayya Venum ?
G : Kaapi kaettaa, Paal mattum kuduththuttu pOrAmpA.
Mano: Idho dicoction, PAl, Sakkarai. Ippidithaanda tharuvaanga five star hotelle.
Goundamani : Oh ! Appo sOru Kaetta,aridiyum suduthanniyum kuduthuruvAnga, namma dhaan pongi thinginuma ? Ennangada unga five star hotel !

[Ifroham4]

Its quite difficult to say who's best among vivek, vadivelu and koundamani - they all have their moments.

Recently saw Mahanadigan at Geno's recommendation - one funny scene was Sathyaraj coming out of the car before the assembly and immediately padhungifies on seeing the guards holding guns - His sidekick Ramesh Kanna says "anney, black cats anney" and Sathya composes himself

Koundamani's comedy is hilarious - esp in unknown movies like Coimbatore Mappillai and Rojavai Killathey

[Lt_Apple]

vivek and vadi made a twist in tamil cinema jokes i believe... at least saved comedy from mere shouting and beating....

but of course there were some here and there which u can call a joke..from that duo - once koundamani shouts at senthil, "ennada oru maruvathaye ille... patha.. sithappu nallarukkiya.. sithappu sappittiya... oru varthai kekkamattengare..."

the next day when kounds is coming out of a bush with a "sombu" in his hand ( )... Senthil asks innocently.. "Sithappu sappttiya??"

u can guess the rest...

[Lt_Apple]

THose are hilarous too!
Jai Ganesh,
NTR is in Maya Bazaar?


There is a scene in Winner when Vadi tries to get Kiran's attention in a temple, and tosses a rock and accidently hits the priest so the priest goes,
"Dai Yendha Kalavani payyen da kall adichadhu?!!!!!?"
Vadi: Deepa aaradhanai kaatravana kooda theeviravathy aaki vechi yiru kangale ya!"

Everyone throws their sickles at him. That was just...

[Lt_Apple]

I love those scenes!
Here is the exact dialouge in WInner.

Vadivelu's weak bodyguard draws a line on the ground.
V: Indha line-a thaandi naanum varemaaten, neeyum vara koodathu. Pechu pechave irrrukanum! Ippo yen alle anuparen, nee oru appanukku porandhavana iruntha, avana thodu.
Person 1 slaps him, V's bodyguard comes back spinning, and falls to the floor.
V: Othukkuren!!!! Othukuren!!!! Unga amma uthamy endradha othukuren!!!
V turns around, and all his guys are gone. He tries to slip away, and walks in the opposite direction. All the strong men surround him. ...
:

Thats my favourite too..!! He got famous in that...his green shirt is another joke..which adss to the comedy....

[Lillie_Steins]

I liked him in Singara Velan, one of the few movies where he was funny. The scene that follows is also a bit funny, also kind of awkward. Kushboo kisses the guy's hand, (The guy who was plying the flute) and she walks away. And Kamal stops her and puts out his hand.
Kaundamani: Ennama, antha sotta thalayan kalilerunthu our ottai kuchi yey othitu irrukiran, avanakku poi muthamma? Enga aala paru.(Kamal) Kai cheve cheve nu irrukku, inge oru mutham kidunge.

Kamal puts out his left hand.

Kushboo: Ungalukku ellam manners illiya???!!!!

Koundamani to Kamal: Neram varumbothu kaariyathai kedukiriye pa!! Sothan Kieya neetu pa.

That was funny, and also kind of awkward.

[Peptobismol]

Cindy,
I never understood the humor behind such jokes also. I still don't get what is sooo funny about the bannana joke.

[Ifroham4]

NTR is Lord Krishna in Maaya Bazaar.

[MannoFr]

They don't know comedy. The tea joke is horrible. What is so funny about a guy who spits tea on another guy's face????
The only movie that I thought that Kaundamani wasn't atleast a minus point for the movie was 16 Vayadhinile. He was ok in that.

[brraverishhh]

Thank you Surya..

[doctorzlo]

Even out of the kundakka mandakka team, Parthiban stands out in his sense of timing...

he comes in a malayalam movie just for 2-3 scenes.. but he made us laugh and think with just those scenes...

he comes in to the village to see boban to give him a message that his father is ill and he is from tamilnadu... the villagers thinking that he is a goonda brought in by boban ..plans to threaten him off the town.. they come in a big gang lead by Innocent (its the actors name..and not that the guys is innocent)...

inno: I will count up to 5.. (and u should run away from this place..)
Parthi to boban: Aen athukku mela ivarukku enna theriyatha...

Inno waves to a guy and he throws a county bomb...""dammaal..dumeeeel"

Parthi: Ennathu unnga nattile ippo thaan deepavaliya...
Inno: that was a bomb..
Parthi: Ethu ithuva... en friend sivakasiyile ithu mathiry roopaykku moonnu nnu vithittirukkan... ithu bomba...

seeing that he is not shaken.. he tries to humiliate tamils... and Parthi says be it tamil or malayalee the color of the blood is always red.. "athe vayale sonna theriyathu... vaye kizhichu sonna than theriyum..." "BANG!!!" and shows him that his blood too is red....

[LottiFurmann]

Prabhu Ram, my opinion is that he is funny sometimes, but irritating mostly. But that's just me. I like Vivek sometimes, and Vadivelu sometimes.

Anyone see the scene where Ravi is hanging down from a pipe in M Kumaran Son of Mahalakshmi?

[Drugmachine]

this is one of my favourite by Goundamani & Senthil (sorry can't remember the movie).

Scene - Senthil will be looking at aalam tree's roots (which falls from the tree). ppl around him will be looking at him puzzled. Goundamani comes there.

GM : dei, ennadaa koottathe kootti vachu vithe kaattikkittu irukke?
SN : naa oru kandupidippu kandupudichirukkenne....
GM : yenne?
SN : (pointing at the roots) ithukku yen VIZHUTHUnnu per vanthuchu theriyumaa?
GM : theriyaathu
SN : melirunthu keezhe vizhurathunnaale thaan ithukku VIZHUTHUnnu peru vanthuchu
GM : eh...naanum oru kandupidippu kandupudichikkenne....
SN : eh?
GM : athu marathukku adiyile irunthu kizhambum...athuthaan 'ADI VIZHUTHU'
SN : aiyyo anne... antha ADI VIZHUTHE naan paakkanume
GM : dei, athuthaan unakku theriyumedaa
SN : theriyaathunne
GM : eh...(looking at the ppl around) ellaarum antha ADI VIZHUTHE kattunge....(n he walks away)

the ppl will start beating Senthi. Now Senthil shouts.
SN : Aiyyo ADI VIZHUTHU ADI VIZHUTHU.....

[Ifroham4]

Q,
Thanks!!!

[PhillipHer]

Lets discuss our best comedy dialogues from tamil movies

[Beerinkol]

Yes...

the movie "gentleman" was too good with the beautiful songs and the story... the only thing i hate in that movie was these two guys' full length track... but i know there are ppl who enjoy such scenes ...goundan kicking senthil from behind...calling (screaming) him mandakkathalaiya, komuttithalaiya... and the stupid games in that movie... then the tea joke...

[Raj_Copi_Jin]

The Goundamani-Satyaraj combo is a sure winner!

One such instance will be Malabar Police.
Was in stitches almost throughout the movie.

[Ifroham4]

I loved Vadivelu... boasting his physical power and when the opponent is ready to hit back.. shouts out;

Adikkakkoodathu.. Valikkum....

Also with parthiban when he asks Parthiban where he lived in Dubai, Parthiban says No:6, Vivekanandar salai, Thubai kurukkuchanthu, Thubai....

before vadi crossing more..he asks if he weren't a scavenger there in Dubai... this kid gets startled and asks how did he know about it... he says that was a plain guess...

"NEE THORAYAMA THAN KETTIYAPPAAA... NANAA THAN OLARITTENAA???"

THAT WAS REEEEALY FUNNY!!!

[S.T.D.]

nice disc

one of my fav dial. from movie cheran pandyan, hope some of u remember..
.......................
Gounda will be working on a pump, senthil comes & enquires him.
translating in english..

sentil- how r u doing these mech works?
gound- that needs brain.
sentil- thats why i am asking how r u doing this!
gound- what u have thought of me , my body is full of brain!

senthi - if its whole of ur body its not brain its fat...

...........................

u have to watch full seq to enjoy this piece.

[doctorzlo]

Bharathi Kannamma

Vadi : ippadi kundakka mandakka pesunaa eppadippa?
Parthi : kundakkanaa enna? mandakkanaa enna?

This is my very favourite dialog too!