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Old 01-11-2011, 10:55 AM   #1
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NO ONE WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TORI! FUCK MADONNA SHE'S AN OLD HAG BITCH AND LADY CACA IS A TRANSVESTITE HOOKER WHO CAN'T PLAY PIANO TO SAVE HER LIFE. I'D LIKE TO SEE EITHER OF THEM RIGHT BOYS FOR PELE OR NIGHT OF HUNTERS. THEY CAN'T!
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Old 01-12-2011, 12:10 AM   #2
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Can we have a Rihanna subforum?
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Old 01-12-2011, 01:05 AM   #3
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Old 03-11-2011, 10:48 AM   #4
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Old 10-31-2011, 10:32 AM   #5
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Default Here's The Deal, "Little Monsters"
I told myself not to make this thread, but after Gaga's pervasive media-dwelling forced me to stumbled upon and watch the You And I video, I just had to come back.

I'm only going to ask this once more, and then I'm leaving this sub forum for good since it's obvious none of you are willing to listen to my opinion. I just don't get it; what's there to like in Gaga? She's a vapid cunt of a shallow pop act- her songs do little more than pander and trick the gays and similar minorities into following her in exchange for what? "Liberation"? Art? I just don't get it.

After being forced to watch countless pretentious interviews in which she defends her "art" and her "struggle" to live in the LES on her daddy's dime, as well as each and every one of her terrible audio-visual onslaughts of music videos, I've come to the conclusion that no rational human being could like her. Especially not any fan of pop music, seeing as Madonna has done it all before and better, I might add.

At least Madonna had originality, and if you're about to ask me how I can argue that when Regina Spektor, Tori Amos, Sarah McLachlan and in some cases PJ Harvey are all very similar in that A. they are women and 2. play piano, well you'd be wrong, because Madonna is a woman performing pop music. Pop music is an entirely different dichotomy, allowing for only one Queen of Pop to perform at a time. I could explain to you the various subtexts and cultural instances in which this not only proves true but rational, yet I'm not sure any of you'd understand. I mean, you're Lady Gaga fans after all.

Also, this whole "homage" to "over-saturation" of media shtick is just such a cop-out. There may be only seven notes, but never more blatantly in the history of music has an artist copied more than Gaga. Evidence? Born This Way. Alejandro.

But I'm not sure why I'd even bother. You're a bunch of mindless zombies. And if you're a sexual minority, you're just a fool. She doesn't care about you, and regardless of my sexuality, I think it's pretty safe to say I speak for all of you when I say that Gaga isn't good for you.
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Old 10-31-2011, 10:42 AM   #6
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Why does this sub forum all of sudden reek of old fish? I smell old big red snapper with a skoosh of Italian seasoning, for some unfathomable reason.
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Old 10-31-2011, 10:47 AM   #7
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Take an Ativan and chill.


DOUBLE ETA: Wait, I thought this was NUNH. I'm confused... should there have been quotes or something?
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Old 10-31-2011, 11:03 AM   #8
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Old 10-31-2011, 11:19 AM   #9
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Take an Ativan and chill.


DOUBLE ETA: Wait, I thought this was NUNH. I'm confused... should there have been quotes or something?
Who do you take me for? WhoIsThisTerrorist?
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Old 10-31-2011, 11:28 AM   #10
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you so much for this! Alternately, where has he been?
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Old 10-31-2011, 11:28 AM   #11
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Listening to Bionic.

Also, Yuki, I presume you finally get it? Lady Gaga being really uninspired?
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Old 10-31-2011, 11:32 AM   #12
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I'm afraid I'm just mired in the muck of my own delusional sycophancy. I'm an obsessive little monster with no critical skills, and any attempts at rational thought are determined by that master manipulatrix Mother Monster, so that I have no actual thoughts of my own.
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Old 10-31-2011, 05:26 PM   #13
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Does this implausibly lineaged "Lady" do nothing but steal? A+2 = 3, in my book.




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Old 10-31-2011, 08:20 PM   #14
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People think I'm a monster too. It's rather unfair given my whole backstory.
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Old 10-31-2011, 09:44 PM   #15
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At least Madonna had originality...
She did. She was a diva and yet she danced like a gym teacher. I found that so refreshing.
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Old 10-31-2011, 09:52 PM   #16
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As a powerful woman, I respect her. But as a woman more powerful than her, I shall have her killed.
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Old 10-31-2011, 10:08 PM   #17
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People think I'm a monster too. It's rather unfair given my whole backstory.
You're in the Gaga subforum, isn't that evidence enough? Also, I'm immune to this logic, so don't even try.
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Old 11-01-2011, 01:09 AM   #18
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My logic tells me that I am right until later I decide that I was not. But that has never really happened and the chances of it ever happening are nearly nihil.

Also, LES? Wtf are you on about? LEAVE PJ ALONE!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-01-2011, 02:17 AM   #19
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I know a great sax player. He will blow your mind.
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Old 11-01-2011, 02:29 AM   #20
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I'm afraid that I just blue myself.

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