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So we can all agree that Pitbull is absolutely fucking insufferable, yes?

Well lucky for you, there's a way to pay it forward to him.

First -


Yes, that's real. Thankfully, the Internet collectively has taken notice of the competition and found the coldest, most remote Wal-Mart in existence: Walmart Kodiak.

The Walmart with the most page likes on Facebook gets Pitbull. You can help send Pitbull to this icy grave by hitting the like button. Please note that this Wal-Mart is half the size of a 'regular' Wal-Mart, as in not even a Supercenter.

Here's the page to Like - which is winning by a landslide. Don't worry, I know liking a Wal-Mart is probably against everything you exist for, but you can simply unlike it once the friendly staff at Walmart Kodiak claims their .... prize.