[Yb4bulVR]

Now accepting nominations for your favorite conspiracies. It can be anyone at time from the Neo-cons to the cult of Amun. When we have all the nominations (up to 20 for a poll) then we'll have a vote for the World's best conspiracy ever!

[Apparpsmose]

What do you think, Lucidus?

[esanamaserrn]

What do you think, Lucidus?

Aside from my own Lucidian Conspiracy, the Knights Templar. These guys were awsome warrior monks. They were the defenders of the Kingdom of Jerusalem. They were good guys, their original mission was to protect Christian pilgrims and settlers in the Holy land.

They were also savy businessmen. They practically invented international banking and formed the world's first corporation. For a time they were easily the world's wealthiest organization despite their personal vows of poverty.

And rumor has it that they found the Holy Grail and it remains in their possession (or under their protection depending on what you believe that Holy Grail really means) to this very day.

So I will nominate them.

[Anneskobsen]

1. Council on Foreign Relations
2 Hometown Flair = Roswell
3. The conspiracy against invention and full employment (for The Eurasian)

[citalopram]

I'm a modern age conspiracy buff. New World Order, Trilateral commission, 9-11(Hard to discuss that one. Most people can't yet approach it dispassionately.)

[chuviskkk]

I'm torn between these:

New World Order, 911 and the assasination of JFK.

Oh yeah, and the moon landing!!

[gdjfhdf]

Ok so far we have

1. Knights Templar
2. Council on Foreign Relations
3. Hometown Flair = Roswell
4. The conspiracy against invention and full employment (for The Eurasian)
5. New World Order
6. Trilateral commission
7. 9-11
8. Assasination of JFK
9. Moon landing

We have room for 11 more, so get your nominations in.

[Pcodaygs]

I nominate the common dryer.

Where the *#&@% are all of my socks going???

[triardwonvada]

When you add the poll, give the option where you can vote for more than one item a try for this one. I think it will help the voting and seed the numbers a bit.

[11Pecepebra]

When you add the poll, give the option where you can vote for more than one item a try for this one. I think it will help the voting and seed the numbers a bit.

Excellent idea Ospurt. I was thinking of doing that anyway, and since you think its a good idea also...so let it be written, so let it be done.

[Klorissana]

Hitler isn't dead. He's alive and well and living in Argentina. No wait, maybe I'm thinking of Elvis. Nevermind...

[Vipvlad]

Hitler isn't dead. He's alive and well and living in Argentina. No wait, maybe I'm thinking of Elvis. Nevermind...

It's Tupac, and it's Jamaica.

Hey yeah, I'm nominating a second one: the Tupac "murder" and the later albums that reference things that happened after his death (supposedly).

But I still say the dryer/socks.

[Goooooblin]

OK. updated list

1. Knights Templar
2. Council on Foreign Relations
3. Hometown Flair = Roswell
4. The conspiracy against invention and full employment (for The Eurasian)
5. New World Order
6. Trilateral commission
7. 9-11
8. Assasination of JFK
9. Moon landing
10. Common Dryer/Missing socks
11. Hitler or possibly Elvis alive in Argentina
12. Tupac "murder"/ Alive in Jamaica

We still have room for eight more.

[gtyruzzel]

OK. updated list

1. Knights Templar
2. Council on Foreign Relations
3. Hometown Flair = Roswell
4. The conspiracy against invention and full employment (for The Eurasian)
5. New World Order
6. Trilateral commission
7. 9-11
8. Assasination of JFK
9. Moon landing
10. Common Dryer/Missing socks
11. Hitler or possibly Elvis alive in Argentina
12. Tupac "murder"/ Alive in Jamaica
13. Area 51

[oxixernibioge]

Ok, no more nominations then? I'll give ya a day or two to add any more then we'll vote. I am thinking of putting the poll in polly's forum so more people can vote. Anyone see any reason not to?

1. Knights Templar
2. Council on Foreign Relations
3. Hometown Flair = Roswell
4. The conspiracy against invention and full employment (for The Eurasian)
5. New World Order
6. Trilateral commission
7. 9-11
8. Assasination of JFK
9. Moon landing
10. Common Dryer/Missing socks
11. Hitler or possibly Elvis alive in Argentina
12. Tupac "murder"/ Alive in Jamaica
13. Area 51

[KasaBalak]

Okay, I know, I know... it's another one of those 'funny' things and not a REAL conspiracy, but why is it that

EVERY SINGLE TIME

you wash your car, even in West Texas, it rains within 24 hours? Seriously...

[zoppiklonikaa]

Federal Reserve/Banking Consortium

[dosyrotsbop]

I think the Hitler and Elvis issues should be seperate.

[kjanyeaz1]

Hillary's "vast right wing conspiracy".

[HQTheodore]

Ok final list. Poll posted in Pollapalooza.

1. Knights Templar
2. Council on Foreign Relations
3. Hometown Flair = Roswell
4. The conspiracy against invention and full employment (for The Eurasian)
5. New World Order
6. Trilateral commission
7. 9-11
8. Assasination of JFK
9. Moon landing
10. Common Dryer/Missing socks
11. Hitler survives WWII
12. Tupac "murder"/ Alive in Jamaica
13. Area 51
14. Elvis lives
15. Hillary's Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
16. Federal Reserve/ Consortium Banking
17. Rain after a car wash
18. I can't tell you because I would have to kill you. And I am way too lazy to kill all of you.