1. Knights Templar
2. Council on Foreign Relations
3. Hometown Flair = Roswell
4. The conspiracy against invention and full employment (for The Eurasian)
5. New World Order
6. Trilateral commission
7. 9-11
8. Assasination of JFK
9. Moon landing
10. Common Dryer/Missing socks
11. Hitler survives WWII
12. Tupac "murder"/ Alive in Jamaica
13. Area 51
14. Elvis lives
15. Hillary's Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
16. Federal Reserve/ Consortium Banking
17. Rain after a car wash
18. I can't tell you because I would have to kill you. And I am way too lazy to kill all of you.