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**chelviweeme** · 09-13-2006, 04:22 AM

A few weeks ago there was a new poster here by the name of William
Lumbergh, a red stapler, who confessed to being a government official.
He spoke on several topics with Eurasian about his %%%EXPERIMENTALS%%%.
He has since disappeared without a trace.

WalkInMan is now .... *gasp*.....a RED STAPLER!!!

I'm thinking Eurasian finally got his revenge on the government for stealing
his %%%EXPERIMENTALS%%% by hiring a hit man to bump off Lumbergh.
I THINK WALKINman is actually a HITman instead!

**gWhya5ct** · 09-13-2006, 04:24 AM

Geez Kay. And you posted this in a public forum.

TWO words. DAMAGE CONTROL.

It was nice to know you kay.....

**Sellorect** · 09-13-2006, 05:06 AM

ROTFLMBO!!!! That is the funniest darn thing! That's hilarious Kay!

For gods sake Nline, go get a personality and a sense of humor, it's pretty funny.

Still LOL@Kay!

**Quality4Qty** · 09-13-2006, 05:24 AM

ROTFLMBO!!!! That is the funniest darn thing! That's hilarious Kay!

For gods sake Nline, go get a personality and a sense of humor, it's pretty funny.

Still LOL@Kay!

Guess I should have used a smiley face. What I said was pure in humor.

Now I've got TWO I've got to bump off before the sun rises. A cylon's work is never done.

**traiffhetl** · 09-13-2006, 06:02 AM

Here Paragon....take this! It will protect you.

**AromeWahmaron** · 09-13-2006, 06:26 PM

Here Paragon....take this! It will protect you.

Thanks Kay, It'll come in handy! But no stapler can out do my 30/30 {winks} No worry's mate!

**Bobobsdo** · 09-13-2006, 07:31 PM

Geez Kay. And you posted this in a public forum.

TWO words. DAMAGE CONTROL.

It was nice to know you kay.....

I got it, Nline (the first time I read it). I thought it was hilarious.

**YpbWF5Yo** · 09-13-2006, 08:24 PM

I got it, Nline (the first time I read it). I thought it was hilarious.

Thank the gods. I thought I was loosing my touch.

No staplers in use here.

**Kneefrenolf** · 09-13-2006, 08:46 PM

And I told them that if they moved me again.....

**Esmeralfaf** · 09-14-2006, 01:30 AM

We have this nice spot next to the boiler in the basement.....

**worldofwarcraft** · 09-14-2006, 04:00 PM

And I told them that if they moved me again.....

Haha, now you get a new name and location and you've gotta pose as a Tony Stewart fan.

**FYIbiatches** · 09-15-2006, 04:23 AM

hmmm........N Line.....I bet he's related to Swing.
None of those Line boys are to be trusted.
Probably part of the conspiracy.

**OmqMZtkv** · 09-20-2006, 12:59 AM

actually it was a conspiracy among the right wing group to run a game on Euarasian.....sick puppies in my opinion.

A few weeks ago there was a new poster here by the name of William
Lumbergh, a red stapler, who confessed to being a government official.
He spoke on several topics with Eurasian about his %%%EXPERIMENTALS%%%.
He has since disappeared without a trace.

WalkInMan is now .... *gasp*.....a RED STAPLER!!!

I'm thinking Eurasian finally got his revenge on the government for stealing
his %%%EXPERIMENTALS%%% by hiring a hit man to bump off Lumbergh.
I THINK WALKINman is actually a HITman instead!

**Immampdah** · 09-20-2006, 01:23 AM

actually it was a conspiracy among the right wing group to run a game on Euarasian.....sick puppies in my opinion.

Are you sure of that? Cause if you are that totally sucks...

**Aleenkagirlla** · 09-20-2006, 01:25 AM

actually it was a conspiracy among the right wing group to run a game on Euarasian.....sick puppies in my opinion.

Ye scurby land lubber, this be a Lucidian conspiracy and a beauty at that! Arrrrrgh!

**irresseni** · 09-20-2006, 01:26 AM

Lucidus... I'll have you know that your avatar is my boyfriend. Now yer realllllly sexy!

**Zdfjpbth** · 09-20-2006, 01:32 AM

Lucidus... I'll have you know that your avatar is my boyfriend. Now yer realllllly sexy!

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why me Roger be so Jolly?

**f29sXS07** · 09-20-2006, 06:38 AM

actually it was a conspiracy among the right wing group to run a game on Euarasian.....sick puppies in my opinion.

A dark cloud came over my soul when I read that little Kinky. Cause I'm certain
you are correct, except that it wasn't the right wing that did it. I'm pretty
sure I know who was behind it, and I agree with Paragon, it was a low thing to do.
Negitve, it was not one of ours.

**illerlytoindy** · 09-20-2006, 02:09 PM

A dark cloud came over my soul when I read that little Kinky. Cause I'm certain
you are correct, except that it wasn't the right wing that did it. I'm pretty
sure I know who was behind it, and I agree with Paragon, it was a low thing to do.
Negitve, it was not one of ours.

This is the conspiracy forum. I have already admitted that this is a Lucidian Conspiracy. And for everyone that thinks this is awful let me remind you that the Lucidian Conspiracy is a force of pure evil. Bwhahahahahahhahahaha. And I am pretty sure that "The Eurasian" is something of a fictious persona himself. There are things that he has said that lead me to believe that the whole thing is a kind of running joke.

**AnetTeilor** · 09-20-2006, 02:38 PM

actually it was a conspiracy among the right wing group to run a game on Euarasian.....sick puppies in my opinion.

It wasn't 'among the right wing group' and I don't appreciate the attack either.

(don't worry; I didn't run to the 'report post' button as fast as possible)

09-13-2006, 04:22 AM	#1
chelviweeme Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 480 Senior Member	The Red Stapler Conspiracy A few weeks ago there was a new poster here by the name of William Lumbergh, a red stapler, who confessed to being a government official. He spoke on several topics with Eurasian about his %%%EXPERIMENTALS%%%. He has since disappeared without a trace. WalkInMan is now .... gasp.....a RED STAPLER!!! I'm thinking Eurasian finally got his revenge on the government for stealing his %%%EXPERIMENTALS%%% by hiring a hit man to bump off Lumbergh. I THINK WALKINman is actually a HITman instead! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-13-2006, 04:24 AM	#2
gWhya5ct Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 482 Senior Member	Geez Kay. And you posted this in a public forum. TWO words. DAMAGE CONTROL. It was nice to know you kay..... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-13-2006, 05:06 AM	#3
Sellorect Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 427 Senior Member	ROTFLMBO!!!! That is the funniest darn thing! That's hilarious Kay! For gods sake Nline, go get a personality and a sense of humor, it's pretty funny. Still LOL@Kay! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-13-2006, 05:24 AM	#4
Quality4Qty Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 576 Senior Member	ROTFLMBO!!!! That is the funniest darn thing! That's hilarious Kay! For gods sake Nline, go get a personality and a sense of humor, it's pretty funny. Still LOL@Kay! Guess I should have used a smiley face. What I said was pure in humor. Now I've got TWO I've got to bump off before the sun rises. A cylon's work is never done. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-13-2006, 06:02 AM	#5
traiffhetl Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 406 Senior Member	Here Paragon....take this! It will protect you. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-13-2006, 06:26 PM	#6
AromeWahmaron Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 345 Senior Member	Here Paragon....take this! It will protect you. Thanks Kay, It'll come in handy! But no stapler can out do my 30/30 {winks} No worry's mate! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-13-2006, 07:31 PM	#7
Bobobsdo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	Geez Kay. And you posted this in a public forum. TWO words. DAMAGE CONTROL. It was nice to know you kay..... I got it, Nline (the first time I read it). I thought it was hilarious. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-13-2006, 08:24 PM	#8
YpbWF5Yo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 469 Senior Member	I got it, Nline (the first time I read it). I thought it was hilarious. Thank the gods. I thought I was loosing my touch. No staplers in use here. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-13-2006, 08:46 PM	#9
Kneefrenolf Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 366 Senior Member	And I told them that if they moved me again..... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Esmeralfaf Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 441 Senior Member	We have this nice spot next to the boiler in the basement..... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-14-2006, 04:00 PM	#11
worldofwarcraft Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 482 Senior Member	And I told them that if they moved me again..... Haha, now you get a new name and location and you've gotta pose as a Tony Stewart fan. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-15-2006, 04:23 AM	#12
FYIbiatches Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 644 Senior Member	hmmm........N Line.....I bet he's related to Swing. None of those Line boys are to be trusted. Probably part of the conspiracy. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-20-2006, 12:59 AM	#13
OmqMZtkv Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 399 Senior Member	actually it was a conspiracy among the right wing group to run a game on Euarasian.....sick puppies in my opinion. A few weeks ago there was a new poster here by the name of William Lumbergh, a red stapler, who confessed to being a government official. He spoke on several topics with Eurasian about his %%%EXPERIMENTALS%%%. He has since disappeared without a trace. WalkInMan is now .... gasp.....a RED STAPLER!!! I'm thinking Eurasian finally got his revenge on the government for stealing his %%%EXPERIMENTALS%%% by hiring a hit man to bump off Lumbergh. I THINK WALKINman is actually a HITman instead! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-20-2006, 01:23 AM	#14
Immampdah Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 744 Senior Member	actually it was a conspiracy among the right wing group to run a game on Euarasian.....sick puppies in my opinion. Are you sure of that? Cause if you are that totally sucks... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-20-2006, 01:25 AM	#15
Aleenkagirlla Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 399 Senior Member	actually it was a conspiracy among the right wing group to run a game on Euarasian.....sick puppies in my opinion. Ye scurby land lubber, this be a Lucidian conspiracy and a beauty at that! Arrrrrgh! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-20-2006, 01:26 AM	#16
irresseni Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 410 Senior Member	Lucidus... I'll have you know that your avatar is my boyfriend. Now yer realllllly sexy! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-20-2006, 01:32 AM	#17
Zdfjpbth Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 596 Senior Member	Lucidus... I'll have you know that your avatar is my boyfriend. Now yer realllllly sexy! Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why me Roger be so Jolly? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-20-2006, 06:38 AM	#18
f29sXS07 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 464 Senior Member	actually it was a conspiracy among the right wing group to run a game on Euarasian.....sick puppies in my opinion. A dark cloud came over my soul when I read that little Kinky. Cause I'm certain you are correct, except that it wasn't the right wing that did it. I'm pretty sure I know who was behind it, and I agree with Paragon, it was a low thing to do. Negitve, it was not one of ours. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-20-2006, 02:09 PM	#19
illerlytoindy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 468 Senior Member	A dark cloud came over my soul when I read that little Kinky. Cause I'm certain you are correct, except that it wasn't the right wing that did it. I'm pretty sure I know who was behind it, and I agree with Paragon, it was a low thing to do. Negitve, it was not one of ours. This is the conspiracy forum. I have already admitted that this is a Lucidian Conspiracy. And for everyone that thinks this is awful let me remind you that the Lucidian Conspiracy is a force of pure evil. Bwhahahahahahhahahaha. And I am pretty sure that "The Eurasian" is something of a fictious persona himself. There are things that he has said that lead me to believe that the whole thing is a kind of running joke. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-20-2006, 02:38 PM	#20
AnetTeilor Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 518 Senior Member	actually it was a conspiracy among the right wing group to run a game on Euarasian.....sick puppies in my opinion. It wasn't 'among the right wing group' and I don't appreciate the attack either. (don't worry; I didn't run to the 'report post' button as fast as possible) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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