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chelviweeme 09-13-2006 04:22 AM

The Red Stapler Conspiracy
 
A few weeks ago there was a new poster here by the name of William
Lumbergh, a red stapler, who confessed to being a government official.
He spoke on several topics with Eurasian about his %%%EXPERIMENTALS%%%.
He has since disappeared without a trace.

WalkInMan is now .... *gasp*.....a RED STAPLER!!! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/eek.png

I'm thinking Eurasian finally got his revenge on the government for stealing
his %%%EXPERIMENTALS%%% by hiring a hit man to bump off Lumbergh.
I THINK WALKINman is actually a HITman instead!http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/eek.png

gWhya5ct 09-13-2006 04:24 AM

Geez Kay. And you posted this in a public forum.

TWO words. DAMAGE CONTROL.

It was nice to know you kay.....

Sellorect 09-13-2006 05:06 AM

ROTFLMBO!!!! That is the funniest darn thing! That's hilarious Kay!


For gods sake Nline, go get a personality and a sense of humor, it's pretty funny.


Still LOL@Kay!

Quality4Qty 09-13-2006 05:24 AM

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ROTFLMBO!!!! That is the funniest darn thing! That's hilarious Kay!


For gods sake Nline, go get a personality and a sense of humor, it's pretty funny.


Still LOL@Kay!
Guess I should have used a smiley face. What I said was pure in humor.

Now I've got TWO I've got to bump off before the sun rises. A cylon's work is never done.

traiffhetl 09-13-2006 06:02 AM

Here Paragon....take this! It will protect you.

http://www.cyberimport.com/image_o/o...er/srsr001.jpg

AromeWahmaron 09-13-2006 06:26 PM

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Here Paragon....take this! It will protect you.

http://www.cyberimport.com/image_o/o...er/srsr001.jpg
Thanks Kay, It'll come in handy! But no stapler can out do my 30/30 {winks} No worry's mate!

Bobobsdo 09-13-2006 07:31 PM

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Geez Kay. And you posted this in a public forum.

TWO words. DAMAGE CONTROL.

It was nice to know you kay.....
I got it, Nline (the first time I read it). I thought it was hilarious. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.png

YpbWF5Yo 09-13-2006 08:24 PM

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I got it, Nline (the first time I read it). I thought it was hilarious. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.png
Thank the gods. I thought I was loosing my touch.

No staplers in use here.
http://media.battlestarwiki.org/imag...on_New_001.jpg

Kneefrenolf 09-13-2006 08:46 PM

And I told them that if they moved me again.....

Esmeralfaf 09-14-2006 01:30 AM

We have this nice spot next to the boiler in the basement.....

worldofwarcraft 09-14-2006 04:00 PM

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And I told them that if they moved me again.....
Haha, now you get a new name and location and you've gotta pose as a Tony Stewart fan. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.png

FYIbiatches 09-15-2006 04:23 AM

hmmm........N Line.....I bet he's related to Swing.
None of those Line boys are to be trusted.
Probably part of the conspiracy.

OmqMZtkv 09-20-2006 12:59 AM

actually it was a conspiracy among the right wing group to run a game on Euarasian.....sick puppies in my opinion.

Quote:

A few weeks ago there was a new poster here by the name of William
Lumbergh, a red stapler, who confessed to being a government official.
He spoke on several topics with Eurasian about his %%%EXPERIMENTALS%%%.
He has since disappeared without a trace.

WalkInMan is now .... *gasp*.....a RED STAPLER!!! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/eek.png

I'm thinking Eurasian finally got his revenge on the government for stealing
his %%%EXPERIMENTALS%%% by hiring a hit man to bump off Lumbergh.
I THINK WALKINman is actually a HITman instead!http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/eek.png

Immampdah 09-20-2006 01:23 AM

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actually it was a conspiracy among the right wing group to run a game on Euarasian.....sick puppies in my opinion.
Are you sure of that? Cause if you are that totally sucks...

Aleenkagirlla 09-20-2006 01:25 AM

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actually it was a conspiracy among the right wing group to run a game on Euarasian.....sick puppies in my opinion.
Ye scurby land lubber, this be a Lucidian conspiracy and a beauty at that! Arrrrrgh!

irresseni 09-20-2006 01:26 AM

Lucidus... I'll have you know that your avatar is my boyfriend. Now yer realllllly sexy!

Zdfjpbth 09-20-2006 01:32 AM

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Lucidus... I'll have you know that your avatar is my boyfriend. Now yer realllllly sexy!
Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why me Roger be so Jolly?http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.png

f29sXS07 09-20-2006 06:38 AM

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actually it was a conspiracy among the right wing group to run a game on Euarasian.....sick puppies in my opinion.
A dark cloud came over my soul when I read that little Kinky. Cause I'm certain
you are correct, except that it wasn't the right wing that did it. I'm pretty
sure I know who was behind it, and I agree with Paragon, it was a low thing to do.
Negitve, it was not one of ours.

illerlytoindy 09-20-2006 02:09 PM

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A dark cloud came over my soul when I read that little Kinky. Cause I'm certain
you are correct, except that it wasn't the right wing that did it. I'm pretty
sure I know who was behind it, and I agree with Paragon, it was a low thing to do.
Negitve, it was not one of ours.
This is the conspiracy forum. I have already admitted that this is a Lucidian Conspiracy. And for everyone that thinks this is awful let me remind you that the Lucidian Conspiracy is a force of pure evil. Bwhahahahahahhahahaha. And I am pretty sure that "The Eurasian" is something of a fictious persona himself. There are things that he has said that lead me to believe that the whole thing is a kind of running joke.

AnetTeilor 09-20-2006 02:38 PM

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actually it was a conspiracy among the right wing group to run a game on Euarasian.....sick puppies in my opinion.
It wasn't 'among the right wing group' and I don't appreciate the attack either.

(don't worry; I didn't run to the 'report post' button as fast as possible)


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