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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midland%2C_Texas

Amateur and professional anthropologists alike will want to see the "Midland Man" (actually "Midland Woman" as it turns out), fragments of a ribcage and skull found by Keith Glasscock on the Scharbauer Ranch south of town. ...

The Midland Man exhibit is part of the Midland County Historical Museum, housed in the Midland Public Library. The exhibit shows only reproductions of the bones, the originals having been taken in mysterious circumstances by members of a secret society notorious for osteokleptocracy, one of whose members is former Midland resident George W. Bush. (emphasis mine) WTH? First time I've ever heard/read of that. Is osteokleptocracy even a word?