[Ephedrine]

Dave, I'm thinking you're not understanding the mechanics of a joke.

[prmnwoks]

That's what's funny about it.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of dead Jews and a truck full of bowling balls?
A: You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

[Preegovesem]

Europeans lack humor. I learned that from watching episodes of Are You Being Served and Keeping up Appearances.

Americans don't have brains. I learned that from watching some American TV programmes.

[betraaaus]

It may not be as intellectually stimulating as Corrination Street or Emerdale or whatever, but Breaking Bad is pretty stellar.

[Bxbhtjnr]

Q: How do Jews celebrate Christmas?
A: By installing parking meters on rooftops.

[unsamiSlini]

Moishe and Solly are passing a Catholic Church and see a sign that reads "Convert to Catholicism, $50 Cash."
Moishe turns to his friend Solly and says, "Hey, I'm going to try it." He enters the church and returns a few minutes later
"So, did you convert? What was it like?" Solly eagerly asks.
"It was nothing", says Moishe, "I walked in, a priest sprinkled holy water on me, and said 'you're a Catholic.'"
"Wow," says Solly "and did you get the $50?"
"You Jews," replies Moishe "all you think about is money!"

[Dominick Yo]

Can we stop with the n word? You don't say cracker instead of white guy. The jokes still work if you say Black guy.

(and we don't need to get into Black vs. nigger and what a nigger is as something different from being Black... I believe it was Robert Byrd who just died who had the whole 'I've known many white niggers' comments)

[esanamaserrn]

Crackers are good with chicken and sweetcorn soup.

[Reafnartefs]

This thread is only good if the jokes are out of memory, if you people are
copying and pasting them from the internets, it's a FAKE-THREADI!

[engacenus]

market economy at work

[StarsWorld]

No. Jews are "god's people"* and they do not proselytize. They do not believe anyone else has any obligation to practice Kosher or follow Jewish law whatsoever.

*In the Jewish religion only, obviously

[Lilji]

Yet more proof that YHWH is a douche. Any thinking organism knows that bacon is win.

Any supposed deity that claims otherwise is obviously false.

[KitRittyTug]

Is AS even aware that I'm not actually Jewish?

?? You claim to be Kuciwalker's brother. Ergo you are a bacon hating Jew.


QED.




Bastard.

[ligeplodore]

If you have to pick between being Jewish and being Catholic...for the love of God, choose Jewish.