[epPtsDno]

You're certainly classy.

[squicscor]

class act, ladies and gentlemen... class act.

[Staillateno]

I guess all that's left for him now is defecating in the Danube.

[UBJ3kvP1]

They may deport me to Australia. I hear they do that with their most prized convicts.

[QxmFwtlam]

They may deport me to Australia. I hear they do that with their most prized convicts.

Like I said, backwater limbo prison somewhere...

[DadaSeeva]

You sir are of British blood.

3/8 of me is. None of it English.

[paydayloanfasters]

[SergZHy67]

10 downing st is like a mile and a half away, and constantly guarded by cops


Yeah, but it's really not that far off the main street. There's definitely a very slim chance that you could hop the fence and manage to get a few drops on the door before they taze you.

[CoallyPax]

Probably Welsh

[bestgenpower]

10 downing st is like a mile and a half away, and constantly guarded by cops

Yeah, but it's really not that far off the main street. There's definitely a very slim chance that you could hop the fence and manage to get a few drops on the door before they taze you. I couldn't tell if the street was completely fenced in or if there was still a pedestrian entrance.

The alternate plan would be to piss in a bottle and lob it at 10 downing.

[VDAu5p33]

So what's up with the 1/4 then? Native American? Irish? German? Jewish?

[ScosyGissiok]

The alternate plan would be to piss in a bottle and lob it at 10 downing.


I'll pay for 10 drinking sessions if you manage to hit the door this way.

[assohillA]

He's leaving out the fact that he wanted a little umbrella. That was the problem. No one had any little umbrellas to stick in his drink.

[diutuartina]

good to see someone is bringing some civility to britain

[M4tHkBw2]

I broke wind in St Paul's. And St Peter's in Vatican.

[Lunims]

Is there a general consensus here that the White House is a lot cooler than 10 Downing Street? Like, in terms of looks, not being a townhouse, being more of a fortress, and also being generally pretty awesome?

No.


The "White House" might have been kind of cool back when it was painted pink, but then a bunch of hairy Canadians came along and burnt it down, so you idiots whitewashed it. Now it just looks stupid.

[Theorsell]

Where did you end up, Doggetts Coat and Badge?

Yup.

[cajonnmu]

Dauphin sounds like he sure does.

[hictchewisa]

Dauphin sounds like he sure does.

He seems to know all of London's finer establishments.

[kathy]

Manhandled? Best meat at 3AM? At a market? What is getting lost in the
translation here?