Urinating in the Thames
 

You're certainly classy.

class act, ladies and gentlemen... class act.

I guess all that's left for him now is defecating in the Danube.

They may deport me to Australia. I hear they do that with their most prized convicts.

Like I said, backwater limbo prison somewhere...

3/8 of me is. None of it English. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/angry.gif

10 downing st is like a mile and a half away, and constantly guarded by cops


Yeah, but it's really not that far off the main street. There's definitely a very slim chance that you could hop the fence and manage to get a few drops on the door before they taze you.

Probably Welsh

Yeah, but it's really not that far off the main street. There's definitely a very slim chance that you could hop the fence and manage to get a few drops on the door before they taze you. I couldn't tell if the street was completely fenced in or if there was still a pedestrian entrance.

The alternate plan would be to piss in a bottle and lob it at 10 downing.

So what's up with the 1/4 then? Native American? Irish? German? Jewish?

The alternate plan would be to piss in a bottle and lob it at 10 downing.


I'll pay for 10 drinking sessions if you manage to hit the door this way.

He's leaving out the fact that he wanted a little umbrella. That was the problem. No one had any little umbrellas to stick in his drink.

good to see someone is bringing some civility to britain

I broke wind in St Paul's. And St Peter's in Vatican. http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

No.


The "White House" might have been kind of cool back when it was painted pink, but then a bunch of hairy Canadians came along and burnt it down, so you idiots whitewashed it. Now it just looks stupid. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/neeschud.gif

Yup.

Dauphin sounds like he sure does.

He seems to know all of London's finer establishments.

Manhandled? Best meat at 3AM? At a market? What is getting lost in the
translation here?