[bestworkothlo]

It's probably to stop you wetting the bed when you have a full bladder, but we don't know for sure. Science here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturn...ile_tumescence

[Unhappu]

So Wiglaf is a latent bed-wetter?

[dushappeaps]

To make sure you get the priorities for the day straight.

[loginptsa]

It is quite possible to pee with an erection. It's just that aiming is more difficult. As for sex in the morning, I do it all the time. I'm a morning person, and there's something marvelously aesthetically pleasing about a thin ray of light from the window coming to rest on a pair of naked human breasts.

[tpJKhY8Z]

I agree with Wiglaf

JM is going to say something about this soon, i can sense it

[Erwtbimp]

NO NO NO. Biological IMPOSSIBLE.

It can be hard enough for aiming difficulty, without being hard enough to render peeing impossible.

[vqIo7X2U]

NO NO NO. Biological IMPOSSIBLE.

Not with a handstand...

[AttableBewNaw]

No offense but your three line poetic description killed my morning erection. I still think you could write a good self published book but you need to up your game.

It was a line and a half, wasn't meant to be poetic, and you're a barely-closeted gay DL, so there.

NO NO NO. Biological IMPOSSIBLE. Try it and see. You have to sort of half-squat and depress your angle of fire to hit the bowl, but it's possible. If it weren't, I would have died from an exploded bladder halfway through my teenage years.

[huedaanydrax]

clearly you're doing it wrong, onodera.

[Clilmence]

To get your dick wet.

[exsmoker]

clearly you're doing it wrong, onodera.

All right, sexpert, enllighten me. I say you simply have erectile problems if you have to use your morning wood for sex instead of going to the toilet and getting a normal one five minutes later.

[Ocqljudq]

It's definitely possible to pee with an erection, it's just harder and takes concentration.

As for sex in the morning, I'm never awake enough until about 4 hours after I get up.

[DioraMoostebeers]

Wiglaf- how many men will it take telling you it's possible to piss with a knob-on before you concede the point?

Our cocks are superior to yours and can multi-task. Deal with it.

[DoniandaCoado]

No one has claimed they can piss and ejaculate, for the record. And no one here I will wager has done ANYTHING with an erection aside from the OBVIOUS.

[IACJdKfU]

Our cocks are superior to yours and can multi-task. Deal with it.

In better terms, Wiggy, your penis is an iPhone, ours are Android and thus better.

[AnimeThat]

You old men must not get very hard if you can piss with morning wood.

[HootSnori]

Yes it is much more romantic to spray piss everywhere and then have sex.

[ffflyer]

HARRR!!! You slipped up!

[fd8IIys2]

30 would good for me.

[tsaaapla]

I never thought Wiggy-pooh is such a sissy.

Real men don't complain/question about their morning woody - they take pride in it and know what to do with it.